Group Chat

*Hours Later*

FOUR DRUNK INFLUENCERS

twitter personified Olivia Blake

might be a witch Emma Miller

prepubescent shakira Maddy Riley

all types of aesthetic Valerie Brown

prepubescent shakira added lord and savior henry to the group chat!

lord and savior henry:

Omg

I actually made it in?

I feel so privileged to be involved in you guys' convos

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might be a witch:

Oh please Zane, it's an honor to be in your presence

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prepubescent shakira:

Yea

when ur NOT drunk that is🙄

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all types of aesthetic:

HEY! He's a precious being, be nice to him😡

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lord and savior henry:

YEAH MADELEINE!

Be nice to me!

*crosses arms*

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twitter personified:

Now I see why you two are best friends😂

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prepubescent shakira:

lol shut up

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lord and savior henry:

sorry 2 ask, but why in da world did you add me to this chat?

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prepubescent shakira:

Cuz I wanted to tell you that the girls and I are gonna be on vacation for the next couple of weeks

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lord and savior henry:

WHAT?!

WHY DIDNT YOU TELL MEEEE?😭😭

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all types of aesthetic:

bc we didn't know how you'd react

and looking at this, I can tell you're FREAKING out

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lord and savior henry:

I have every right to!

My best friend just got in touch with me again and now she's leaving with her new friends to go on vacation😓

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prepubescent shakira:

well, to be fair, we have been planning this trip for a while

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might be a witch:

and we kinda do a girls trip every year😬

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lord and savior henry:

well where're y'all goin'?

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twitter personified

Bali

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lord and savior henry:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME😭😭😭

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prepubescent shakira:

zane come on, well invite you next time or something

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lord and savior henry:

You fucking better or else I'm taking your "best friend" title away

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might be a witch

don't worry abt it babes, we'll be back before you know it

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lord and savior henry:

Two weeks is too long for me☹️

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prepubescent shakira:

Zane don't be a fuckin' baby, just hang out with Heath and Matt and you'll be more than fine

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lord and savior henry:

okay fine🙄

When're you guys leaving?

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all types of aesthetic:

in three days

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lord and savior henry:

well then I have to see you guys one more time before you leave

you can come over to my place tomorrow for drinks or some shit

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prepubescent shakira:

you had me at drinks

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might be a witch:

OMG IS TODD GONNA BE THERE?

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twitter personified:

way to be subtle about having a CRUUUUUUUSHHHHHH

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all types of aesthetic:

Ooh la la

lil' Emmy's got a crush on Toddyyyyyy😏😏😏

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might be a witch:

shut up, he's just cute

It's nothing

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prepubescent shakira:

Mhm, that's what they all say🙄

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lord and savior henry:

Well what about the day at the beach with David Madeleine?

Hmm?

He kept looking at you ALL throughout the day😏

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twitter personified:

yeah, more like STARING

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all types of aesthetic:

and drooling

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prepubescent shakira:

Guys, stfu

we literally met him LESS that a WEEK ago

I REALLY doubt anything is happening

conversation OVER

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lord and savior henry:

whatever you say baby😋

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lord and savior henry:

but meet me at my house at like six tomorrow

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might be a witch:

aight, see you then😘✌🏽

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lord and savior henry:

bye bitchesssss

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