Ch 211: A Tabby Cat
"I still have no clue where Harriet went." Susan says as they arrive at the Transfiguration classroom.
"Susan it's about time you arrived." Harriet says sitting down at a desk holding a tabby cat.
"Where did you get the cat?" Hannah asks
"I found it on the Professors desk I think it's her familiar but it's so cute." Harriet says as she caresses the cat making it mewl.
"How, where were you?" Susan asks
"Ah, since I have a mastery in potions I don't need to take it, so I was doing year two herbology." Harriet says petting the cat into oblivion.
"What about the cat?" Susan asks
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10 minutes ago.
'Found her.' Harriet says seeing the cat who is obviously Professor Mcgonagall on the table.
"Yes cute cat!" Harriet basically squeals grabbing the tabby cat.
The cat seems to struggle before Harriet pets it until it's docile.
"Same weak points as cat faunus." Harriet mutters as she sits down at a desk.
"I wonder were momma Yume is." Harriet mutters making sure the Professor can hear her.
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Meanwhile at the owlerly.
"Awe the owl didn't deliver it." Kyra says taking off the letter before attaching it to a carrier pigeon that was transfigured from owl shit.
"Make sure this makes it to minister Fudge." Kyra says sending her third bird to the minister.
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"So that's it? You just happened to find the cat on the Professors desk?" Susan asks
At this point Professor Mcgonagall isn't going to transform back it would be too embarrassing.
Though she heard Harriet say something very interesting, it seems familiar but she can't remember why.
(A/N: dumbledore memory charmed her of that night.)
30 mins pass.....
"Where is the Professor?" Susan asks alittle worried.
"She's also deputy headmistress and with Dumbledore in Saint Mungo's her work is probably a lot harder. I mean Momma Ruby whenever Momma Kyra is out gets flooded with paper work. Momma Kyra is amazing being able to handle it all." Harriet says
"Wait you have two moms?" Hannah asks
"I have 9 mothers. Momma Weiss, Ruby, Hana, Kyra, Blake, Yang, Kushina, Lily, and Osaka." Harriet says
Professor's Mcgonagall's little cat ears seem to perk up at Lily.
"Then I have older brother Naruto, then I have 4 little sisters with a 5th on the way hopefully." Ruby says
Meanwhile somewhere else Kyra starts sneezing.
"What about your father?" Hannah asks
"It's a family magic that allows women to give birth with other women. I don't have one." Harriet says quietly
"Do you have anyone else in your family?" Hannah asks
"Momma Lily mentioned aunt Minnie a lot, she also said she could turn into a cat...." Harriet says before looking at the cat in her arms really awkwardly.
"I won't be punished for this right?" Harriet asks seemingly worried but she is just faking it really well.
While Susan and Hannah are trying not to laugh.
The tabby cat nods as Harriet sets it down.
The cat flees the room faster than a bat out of hell before walking back in as a human.
"Sorry I am late everyone. With Professor Dumbledore out I had to handle a lot of his duties." Mcgonagall says walking it very briskly.
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Meanwhile at the ministers office in the ministry of Magic a pigeon flys in through the window.
"What is that? Wait not again." The minister says grabbing the letter and the bird instead of flying away turns into a pile of shit.
"Who keeps doing that... do I even wanna read the letter, I threw away the first one because it got poop on it." Fudge says to himself as he calls for a house elf to clean up the turd on his desk.
Opening the letter.
"Dear Chief Replacement: I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY. Follow me on Twitter @thecrimsonfuckr. Sincerely, Your worst nightmare.
"What the hell is a Twitter?" Fudge says before burning the letter hoping to not it see anymore in the future.