I Can Drink More Than You Think

Ye Mei seemed to have been used to Shi Yu's ignorance.

She sat down with a smile although feeling emotionless.

"You two are clearly a match made in heaven. I wonder why you two aren't together."

Ye Mei glanced at Shi Yu, who appeared expressionless and not feeling awkward at all. "I think you and I are a perfect match, too. Maybe we should be together," she ridiculed Tang Yan.

"I think I'm not your cup of tea, Miss Ye." Tang Yan quickly rejected the idea.

"You must have an extreme taste in your choice of women! Plus, all those women would rip me apart if I were to show interest in you…"

"Absolutely," Tang Yan said.

Ye Mei was pretty and capable, having no lack of suitors.

Meanwhile, Tang Yan was a typical playboy who had the company of countless women.

He was not husband material at all.

Except for Shi Yu, who had only spoken nine words to be exact during the entire time, they were having a casual conversation throughout.

Ye Mei was smart enough to keep her nose clean in public, so she started drinking with Mu Bai and Tang Yan.

Everyone knew that Tang Yan would misbehave when he was drunk. He would turn into a loose cannon.

"Why didn't you sleep with Shi Yu back then, Ye Mei? He is still a virgin now."

"He is rich and handsome but never had a woman. No wonder the media said he was gay."

"The way I see it, Ye Mei, you should take this opportunity to sleep with him tonight, then everything else would fall in place…"

Ye Mei blushed, probably from the effect of the alcohol, or because of the no-holds-barred conversation. 

Mu Bai tried hard not to laugh as he looked at Shi Yu, feeling sympathetic to him.

But some clueless fellow was still blabbering under the influence of alcohol today of all days. What he was about to say was even more explosive. 

"He became horny the other day and asked me to fetch him the best woman…"

"When I brought him one, I saw something that I wasn't supposed to see; he was having an S and M session with a woman whom he randomly picked up from the street…"

"Tsk, tsk. It was totally unexpected—"

Before he could finish his sentence, a fist came and punched him to the floor.

Tang Yan groaned as he pulled himself up from the floor, resting his head on the sofa, looking as if he was in heaven.

Shi Yu got to his feet, and without a word, he dragged Tang Yan out of the bar. 

When Mu Bai and Ye Mei hurried out of the bar, Shi Yu had shoved Tang Yam into a taxi.

"Send him to the dumping ground!"

Mu Bai was a second too late and did not manage to stop the taxi. So he drove to chase after it.

Ye Mei was drunk, too, but still knew what she was doing. She waved down a taxi, told the driver her address before crashing out in the backseat.

Half an hour later, Mu Bai found Tang Yan, who had blacked out, lying in the largest dumping ground in the capital.

Hugging the garbage on the ground, Tang Yan was sleeping in various strange postures like a buffoon.

Mu Bai had no word for it.

Tang Yan had not only misbehaved and shot his mouth off but also behaved lewdly.

Mu Bai dragged Tang Yan out of the dumping ground, pulling no punches to teach him a lesson.

"One more shot. I can drink more than you think…"

"Come on… Let's juice up!"

He was already shitfaced, yet wanting more? As mild-tempered as Mu Bai was, he could not control his anger hence giving him a good knock on his head.