The Princess want to Eat

"She is the princess you're talking about?"

Xin nodded.

"And the two other new students are her bodyguard?"

"A servant, to be precise." Enryū correcting them.

"A little princess from Seireitei? Then what is she doing in the humane world?"

"Vacation," Rurichiyo

"The other side is too boring, it makes my face itchy staying in one place, so i come up with an idea to travel in the human world for a vacation,"

Enryū and Kenryū nodded clapping their hands proudly to their Princess, while the Princess proudly stuck out her nonexistent chest looking at Xin.

"In short, you come here to have fun, you take Xin as a bodyguard because he doesn't have anything to do, you come here just because you don't want to be left at home?" Ichigo said.

"They did not choose me, I was punished." Xin helpless sigh.

"Don't worry, your punishment ends after we go back to Soul Society. " Enryū said

Kenryū nodded trying to cheer up Xin.

"So what are we going to do next?" Rurichiyo asked.

"Nothing, you can do whatever you want," Xin said, starting reading books that he got lastime when he accidentally walked into a bookstore.

"The Multiverse Conqueror? Is it good?"

"So-so" Xin casual said.

"Hmmph, i will not talk to you," Rurichiyo walked to Inoue's group who's trying to come up with a cooking recipe that no one ever tries.

"Corn and peanut butter?"

"I think it is more delicious if you add sprinkles and marshmallows to a roasted corn."

"No you're wrong, the corn itself is super good, but you need to pick what corn you need to choose," Rangiku said.

"If I remember correctly, the master brings a gigantic corn when I'm still small, so big that one kernel is bigger than my boobs right now."

All of them looked at her boobs and nodded, the boys thought,' Yeah they are big, super big.'

"Oniichan, do we have that kind of corn at home?"

"You mean Blue Blood Corn? I think I have 3 pcs of it in the underground storage room. You can take if you want, but beware, you need to have the right strength to get a Kernel from it."

"It's just corn, don't worry we can get as many as we want," Rurichiyo said.

Blue Blood Corn mainly resembles larger than average corn plants that seem to vary in sizes, as there were some as big as normal corn, and others growing above 20 stories high.

They are all very tough, with their fibers entwined and their roots deeply rooted it's almost impossible for normal humans to even peel the corn husk from its fruit.

Then the school becomes lively and more meaningful adding the 3 new students in their batch, Xin who observing them can only helplessly smile at this not to noble princess mixing to the people that she can call low borns.

.......

"Hey! Hey! Why did you not join us in the football match? If you see me defeat those kids you will sure idolize me~?"

"Okay, okay~ you're too hyper, the match already ended an hour ago, are you not feeling tired?" Xin helplessly said, this little princess is pretty active, she likes a boy in girls clothing.

"And also, you did not eat my super large corn cake with 6 different toppings and 8 different colors."

Enryū and Kenryū both look pale hearing that curse food that hither princess made, even Xin who seeing her giving him a slice of that cake can't help but to run and hide from her.

A cake made from crushed corn, with peanut butter, mayonnaise, coco jam, strawberry jam, cheese, colorful sprinkles.

And 8 different colors from different kinds of ingredients from fruit, vegetables, and spices, a cake that can only be described as a disaster because of the number of students going to the infirmary today.

The only one who can eat it is, of course, the people who made it, it's Rukia, Momo, Inoue, Rurichiyo, and Rangiku.

Looking at them eating it with relish makes the boys want to puke, the most absurd is Inoue who gets ketchup, and mustard to change the taste of the cake.

"So what are we going to eat later?" Inoue asked.

"That BB something corn at home," Rurichiyo said.

"Sure let's go," Rangiku said.

Momo and Rukia follow them leaving Xin and the others feel tired, it seems that they will not stop until they finally feel content.

......…

Inside of the Underground Storage, they all looking at the gigantic corn staring from the ground, they are all amazed seeing corn bigger than their own house.

"What the heck!! What kind of corn is this!" Ikkaku shouts seeing the gigantic corn in front of them.

Enryu walk and touch the corn," It's to thick, and it's almost made from steal,"

"Enryu go get me a Kernel," Rurichiyo said.

"Yes Princess," Enryu politely bows and tries to peel off the husk of the corn but he and the others surprisingly discover.

The corn itself is like a vault made from super-advanced technology that is almost impossible to peel off the skin without using its full strength.

Even Ikkaku, Ichigo and the other guys try to help but after an hour of struggling, they only peel off one of the skins and there are still a dozen of them left.

Xin who is sitting leisurely while reading looks at them and said," I said…. You guys are too weak to peel off that food skin, you need to use all your power if you want to eat it."

"Damn, this corn is making me angry," Ikkaku finally took out his Zanpakuto and tried to slice it.

*Snap!

"No my!! Hōzukimaru!!

And just like that, Ikkaku's Zanpakuto break into two without even leaving a mark on the corn husk.