During those two hours, Jake had sifted through hundreds of millions of items, but he was still far from deciding. There were plenty of interesting articles, but nothing seemed exceptional enough to push him to spend his Ordeal Credits. If he didn't find anything, he would rather save them for his next Ordeal to increase their value.
[...It would be so much easier if you weren't rolling in money.] Xi complained in his head with an exasperated voice.
[Hmmhmm. Filthy rich.] Jeanie chimed in.
Thankfully, Trash remained silent. It was already difficult enough to host a cohort of fairy spirits somewhere in his mind. He was starting to feel like his cat Crunch, who had recently confessed to suffering from multiple personalities.
"I never thought that one day being too rich would become a problem..." Jake sighed, feeling a migraine coming on.