Before becoming an Overlord (unedited)

Everyone knows how this cliche goes. Some MC dies and then gets reincarnated with some wishes. Or is that just a myth?

Well for our MC... it is just that after-all our MC Cedric Sommerscave 21 has just been transported in front of some glowing lady that says he gets 5 wishes for being the first in centuries to pray within her shrine.

How could he have known that scuba diving in a dangerous spot and praying while in a unexplored underwater cave would make him end up in this situation.

Well our MC certainly didn't but that is besides the point. Because...

???: "MY NAME IS AZATOTH&@%*#+{^ you mortals can at most understand my first name the second one is beyond your comprehension."

MC: "Why me?"

Azatoth: "You are the first person ever to pray within my shrine which is surprising considering it's always moving between realities."

MC: "Wait is that why the water suddenly disappeared?"

Azatoth just has a glowing blob flowing down what I presume is her forehead if she even has one.

Azatoth: "Maybe you really were just a lucky boy anyway you get 5 wishes no limits in this omniverse I am the highest being but if it's reality well then you should know."

MC: "Ok this is going too fast I know I prayed to get my wishes fulfilled but this is just ridiculous."

Azatoth: "Now do you want them or not?"

MC "Yes yes yes yes yes I want them."

Azatoth: "Very well you have 1 millennium choose wisely."

MC: "Can I do it now?"

Azatoth just looked my way her glowing body kinda makes it hard to make out any features but I feel like she just gave me a nod.

MC: "My first wish is Extreme Luck. For example if I want to get stronger I just get something that makes me stronger and so on and so forth."

Azatoth looked my way for a bit kinda disappointed maybe but she waved her hands and I felt no different at that point I felt like she was glaring at me so I continued with my wishes.

MC: "I wish for my second wish that I get the skill Getting loved to bliss by Goudere's at Omniverse capacity."

Azatoth gave me a grumpy look but that somehow changed when she waved her hand.

MC: "My third wish is Gamer's Body, Gamer's Mind, Gamer's Heart. And a statistic for everything from Looks to Soul Power. At least everything that exists within this Omniverse."

Azatoth just waved her hand and it was done. This time she seemed to be more eager while her glow gradually fades to reveal a Loli so beautiful that I am getting a boner even as a Soul.

MC: "My forth wish is a cultivation technique that trains all statistics of my Gamer ability fast, equally. And perfectly. And allows me to travel to cultivation worlds at a whim."

After this I got a skill added besides the dating sim skill from Gamer's Heart or the Skills from Gamer's Mind and Body that made me immun to Sleep, Hunger, Thirst and apparently any de-buffs that's new.

It's name is Cultivation at least it's kept simple and isn't something like "Immortal turns Primordial Chaos into his Throne."

MC: "My fifth wish is that (I am) made an NPC that guards the throne in the guild of Ainz Owl Gown. That Ainz or Momonga makes me Guild Master which is somehow possible because of bugs maybe and that all the NPC are now mine to command because of it. Maybe include an World Item that gives me an inner world with all the energies this Omniverse has to offer. Maybe even absolute protection against anyone that doesn't have access to all these energies making me immortal after-all only you can hurt me that way."

After this the glow actually disappeared from Azatoth and before me stood a super cute and beautiful loli. And for whatever reason I felt like she was completely horny.

Azatoth: "Master I will make sure that all girls in this Omniverse understand your greatness. After-all according to your wish every world is a cultivation world. By technicality at-least."

I was just sitting here looking at a naked pussy dripping loli hugging my waist that is being super happy. While contemplating if my second wish may not have fucked me sidewise.

Before I was suddenly sitting on The throne of Ainz Owl Gown the staff in hand which for whatever reason got connected to my inner world. Let's just call it Primal Paradise.

I was looking around but I only saw a skeleton man in robes suddenly handing my Infinite inventory all his items. Which is just a lot of cash items and some mementos like all the rings of Ainz Owl Gown before he said something about looking forward to meeting his friends in Yggdrasil2 and logging out.