We Won The Lottery

I was looking forward to a show on the way home. I knew Dawn was horny from watching Cindy and Mike.

"I'll be right back; I'll check my numbers from last month and get new ones and batteries."

"If you get scratch offs, scratch them off in the store so you don't get that shit all over the truck this time," I yelled as she ran to the store.

I turned the truck off while I waited for Dawn. Several minutes went by and Dawn had not returned. I reached in the back and fished out Dawn's vibrator while I waited preparing for the show. After I located it Dawn had still not returned.

'She is in there scratching off those tickets I hope', I said to myself.

I looked up and saw Dawn walking slowly toward the SUV, Sue was following her. Dawn got to the truck, opened the door and climbed in; her face was white.

"Dawn what is wrong?" I asked.

Sue was standing at the door saying something but I wasn't listening.

"We won the lottery," Dawn said.

"Great, how much did you win?" I asked.

"We have the only winning ticket, over $250,000,000.00," Dawn said as she turned and looked at me.

I thought for a second and looked at her and said, "Great, did you get the batteries?"

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I thought Dawn was teasing me because I had her bend over for Joe, but she wasn't.