Nani!!!!Reincarnation?

James kept feeling something sticky on his face.

"Sarrah(His ex-girlfriend that left him) what the hell are you doing I want to get more sleep.....

*lick* ...

"Sarrah Stop...."

*lick*.*sniff**sniff**

"Sarrah your breath smells bad, stop...."

*lick *lick*

"Goddammit, Sarrah stop..oh wait you are back?"

James tried opening his eyes it felt heavy and eventually they opened what met him was a pink thing like a tongue going to his face...

James suddenly screamed and rushed his feet to get up and eventually figured out whos tongue that was, it was creature similar to a cat but a little chubby with a tail of a pig and it will all white with some black lines on it.

James paused for a second then screamed: "The hell!!WTF is this thing and where the hell is my room?" James looked around but he could only see trees surrounding him and the "Cat" looking at him confused.

James suddenly felt a headache the memories of him jumping off the building and then everything turned black.

Then a shout came from James:" NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII? I GOT REINCARNATED ?"

Suddenly James heard a sound that seemed like it came from within him,

Beep:[" why the hell are speaking in Japanese you came from Wadiya you weeb"]

James suddenly panicked: "The hell, who was that? get out I was once in a fight"

Beep:["The candidates are getting worse each time, the last one killed himself on the first week by making an earthquake that made a tsunami and got himself drowning, And this one is retarded weeb. whats next, a slime ?]

James: "hey who are u? what are u doing in my head?"

Beep:[I'm the GOD system . I'm here to help you rule this world and give the power to rule them all].

James: "Ohh but what is this world?"

Beep:[This is One Piece and I'm here as a.....]

James interrupted screaming:" DID YOU JUST SAY ONE PIECE?YESSS !!!!MOM LOOK AT ME NOW IM IN ONE PIECE ALL THOSE TIME U SAID THAT ANIME WILL NEVER GET ME ANYWHERE!!! WATCH ME AS I BECOME THE PIRATE KING !!! NO, I'll BE THE RULER OF ALL AND CHANGE THE WORLD "

Beep:[Good for you. Now I'm going to explain my abilities to you and how I'll help achieve your dream or whatever....so the system some functions that are the basic and it can be accessed from the hologram screen that just popped in front of you that can only be seen by you ].

James stared at the hologram screen in front of him.

[The God System]

-User's stats[Unlocked]

-shop[Unlocked]

-Roulette[locked]

-Pet's stat[locked]

-Quests[locked]

James checked his stats

[User's stat]

Name James ????????

Profession:???????

level:[locked: require each normal stat at least to be 1]

Stats:

(average person 1 for each)

Strength:0.5

Agility:0.6

Stamina: 0.6

Perception:0.4

Will:10

Stat points:0

Unique stats ( Can only be changes with special circumstances):

Intelligence:1.5 (College graduate)

Personality:0.69(Helps you get a person's trust easier )

Charm/Charisma:0.3(Helps you to recruit people/pets easier]

James kept quiet for a minute then he exploded with anger:" System you must be F*ucking kidding me why is that all my stat are low?"

Beep:[Hosts body is the same from Earth only 10 years younger (19 years old) , and at that time you were also a weeb who never exercise, also the host was never social so that is why body attributes, personality, and charisma are low . To be honest, I don't understand how you got a girlfriend in the first place..]

James:.....

James ignored the system and clicked on Shop

[Shop]

-Devil Fruits

-Consumables

-Techniques

-Equipements

Currency points : 0points

James then checked the options one by one...

[Devil fruits]

Logia:10000currency points

paramecia:8000currency points

Zoans: -Normal:5000currency points

-Ancient:8000currency points

-mythical:20000currency points

[consumables]

-Energy drinks:100currency points (Can refresh fatigue and fill the user's stamina Can only be used outside combat)

-Holy water:10000currency points(Gets rid of devil fruit weakness)

-Viagra:20000currency(Can raise the Haki talent of the user by 20% /Each person can only consume 5 Max)

...

[Techniques]

-Rokushiki: 5000 currency points for each style. (0/6)

-Haki: -Kenbunshoku Haki:20000 currency points for each level(0/5 Levels)[locked]

-Busoshoku Haki:20000currency points for each level(0/5levels)[locked]

-Haoshoku Haki:200000currency points(levels depend on users will)

-Weapon mastery:5000 currency points for each level(0/5)

The price of each level doubles after every level ( Example: level 1 for 20000$ / level 2 for 40000$)

...

[Equipement]

-Saijo O Wazamono Grade Swords(12): 50000 currency points.

-O Wazamono Grade Swords(21):25000 currency points.

-Ryo Wazamono Grade Swords(50):10000 currency points.

(outfits).....

James suddenly asked:" System can I buy already existing devil fruits via the system and what will happen if I eat will the other user lose his power?".

Beep:[The fruits bought from the system are independent of those who came from the one piece world ].

"Ohh I see.. then System will I be able to eat multiple devil fruits like in those novels?"James couldn't help ask excitedly

Beep:[Yes...but the ability is only granted after completing some special quests].

James forced a smile saying: "At least it's not impossible, hey system do you mind if I call u by a name?"

Beep:[As the hosts feel fit, it's not you'll live long enough]

James: "what's that supposed to mean, okay I'll call you Digger seeing how you need money to give work, and you'll call me Supreme Leader how is it ?"

Digger:[As Supreme leader sees fit....]

While James was smiling foolishly, Digger thought to itself ["what the hell did I do to deserve this self-centered Host, He thinks that I'm here to steal his money or what. If I wasn't bound to the rules I would've shown him what the consequences of calling me a Gold Digger].

Beep:[Quest has been triggered: train host's body to at least 1 in each stamina, strength, agility, and perception within a week!!! Rewards:????? /Quest fails: Host having Diarrhea for a week]

James suddenly woke from his daydreaming:" Digger you did it on purpose didn't you?"

Digger:[Supreme Leader this is a normal quest by no means was it intentional, I can't manipulate the rules that were programmed in me]

James could swear that the voice of Digger sounded in a sarcastic tone.