Wait. This is my..

Today was just like any other day. I got up, I put my contacts in and I made something to eat. Everything went just as usual in my sad little world of being a shut in. My name is Darius Robinson and I was supposed to be turning 28 in two weeks, but things have changed. In a major way.

I just woke up after going to bed from my late night light novel binge, and should have seen my familiar walls of my one bedroom apartment. Instead this is the situation I'm in now. Laying naked in the middle of a town I don't recognize, and a strange voice talking to me in my head. Did I become crazy?

[Host has regained consciousness. Time since beginning of evolution: Negative 12 years. Evolution successful. Host Darius Robinson has become the Vampire God. Host please call out with your mind 'Blood Sea'.]

Vampire God?! Negative 12 years?! What's going on?!

"Kyaaaaa! It's a pervert! There's a naked pale boy laying there! Some one quick call the police!" I have no idea what's going on but I need to get out of here now! Or so I thought, except in no time the cops are here... Great how do I explain this?

One of the cops hurried over to me with a large blanket and covered me in it. It was a beautiful Japanese woman, and I saw her name on her uniform: Officer Yumi Uchiha. Seriously? Uchiha? I'm not going to go there, because she is super hot. Anyway what is she saying? "Every thing is going to be okay now. We'll get you out of here and take you some place safe. However, we have some questions for you, but don't worry kid you aren't in any kind of trouble." Officer Yumi then proceeded to walk me over to the police car and opened the door for me. As I was making my way over, I heard the other cop who came with her speaking. They were also a woman. I got a decent look at her before I ducked in the backseat and could see she was white with red hair, and some ginormous tatas. Like the kind that should only exist in manga and anime. God I don't envy her the obvious back pain. Right enough observing others I still need to figure out me. What was it again? Oh right. 'Blood Sea'.

Name: ( )

Race: Vampire God

Age: 15

Lifespan: ∞

Level: 1

Skills: Inventory, Sire, The Thirst, Daywalker

Okay I may not claim to be the smartest person in the room, but even I have to realize something very wrong here! I have no name, and my age regressed by twelve years! What kind of crap is this huh?! Hey system you are a system right? What's going on with my name and age?"

[The Host has undergone a rebirth and due to the heart's desire of the Host, time has gone back to when you were 15 years old almost 16. It is now the year 2006 and it is the month of February. Due to the rebirth you are now a new being and hence you do not have a name. System recommends Host decide on a name.]

Ding! 'New Quest Received!' 'Choose a name for yourself. The reward will be a soulbound weapon.'

Hah?! Seriously? I need to pick a new name? Well to be honest I can see this as a new beginning for myself, after all that's what this is isn't it? Okay.. A name... Name... I got it! From this day forth I shall forever be known as Clyde. No last name, because in this world I have no family.

[Acknowledged. Henceforth the Host shall be called Clyde.]

Ding! 'Quest Complete!' 'Please confirm your reward.' Ding! 'You are now Level 2.'

For now let's take a look at this weapon I got. 'Inventory'

Weapon Name: Bloodrose

Status: Soulbound to Clyde

Weapon Type: Sword Whip

Item Description: This blade thirsts for the blood of your foes. The more the blade is bathed in blood, the stronger and sharper the blade becomes. Able to detach blade into segments in whip form, to do this simply think of blade becoming like a whip and the reverse is true. The blade is 7 inches wide and 3 feet long. This is a growth type weapon.

Item Rank: God

Wow okay. That is totally and completely badass!! I got my hands on the iconic sword whip! And I leveled up too! Though I have no idea what good that does seeing as I don't seem to have a stats page. Oh well one less thing to worry about, but I definitely feel a bit stronger since I leveled up. Okay now time for the part I've been dreading.. I need to check out my body. Let's see here.. Oh my God! Yes! Upgrade! I got an upgrade to my son! From what I can tell it's about 7 inches flaccid, and a little under 3 inches diameter maybe? Isn't this possibly really good? Time to do something dangerous, but I have to confirm it. Okay let's make sure Yumi isn't looking back here.

As I looked up I breathed a sigh of relief. It looks like she's talking to her partner. I can't hear what they're saying because there is a glass sliding type of mini window between the front and back of the vehicle. Okay chance! Rise my son! Now are you a slumbering dragon, or are you not hiding your true form? Well I'm about to find out here in a few seconds... Sweet mother of God!! It came! The legend has been made reality! My son has grown to a little less than double the flaccid size, and the girth increased by about half an inch. That means at least 13 inches! Muhahahaha! Ahahahaha! Kukukukuku! *cough* *cough* Right anyway so let's focus on calming down. Suuuu.. haaaa.. suuuu.. haaaa.. Okay I'm all better now. Oh the vehicle has stopped. Now where are we?

Suddenly my door was opened and I saw Yumi.. Heh I mean Officer Yumi leaning down with a warm smile on her face as she gestures for me to get out. As I look up I can't help but be confused. Isn't this a hotel?! "Young man please follow us and we will be able to bring you somewhere warm and safe. We stopped at this hotel so we can keep you safe while one of us goes and buys you clothes. Could you tell me your jeans and shirt size, and your shoe size?" Yeah this is bad. As I begin to panic Officer Yumi seems to come to some kind of a realization. "Oh no... It can't be can it? Don't tell me you have no memories?" As Officer Yumi looks at me with an expression of deep sorrow I find myself bowing my head in shame. What I can tell her will reveal nothing.. I have no record of live birth in this world. I've been reborn in the past as a Vampire God after all!

"I'm sorry, but all I remember is that my name is Clyde and I'm 15 years old. I have no idea where I am, or how I got here. Please tell me where am I?

At that moment Officer Yumi finally broke down and started crying. She brought me into her arms as she walked me into a hotel room after her partner handed her a key. Officer Yumi opened the door with fumbling hands, and quickly brought me into the room. She then gently settled me down onto the edge of the bed, and sat down with me. She suddenly looked me in the eye and told me. "Clyde you are currently in Port Washington, New York. Today is February 14th 2006 and it is just after noon." I was in total shock. I mean last I remembered I was living in the Heartland of America, and now I'm on the East Coast?! Yeah my shock didn't escape her notice, but at that moment there was a light knock on the door. "Yumi it's Sarah I'm coming in." Suddenly the bodacious cherry redheaded beauty walked in and sat on my right side, as Officer Yumi was on my left. "Clyde this is my partner Sarah, and she will be getting you your clothing and shoes. Sarah, Clyde is suffering from memory loss and has no idea on his sizes, so we're going to have to improvise. Clyde we're going to have to take the cover off of you. Just lay down, and stay calm you are safe with us." Oh my God this is too much for me right now. I'm alone and naked, except for my covers, with two beauties in a hotel room and they want to look at me in my birthday suit! Hell yeah let's see those facial expressions!

"Okay I trust you. Here goes." I stood up and calmly took the covers off of my body and dropped back into the bed staring at the ceiling. Now, how will these two react?

"Holy shit Yumi!" Sarah whispered to Yumi. "This guy is packing something serious down there, and I don't think its final form! Gorgeous flawless albino white skin, ripped abs, legs and biceps, short styled jet black hair, and cobalt blue eyes! Oh my God Yumi, please tell me this guy is legal. He's even already 6 feet tall girl! As if all that wasn't enough, he has the face of a fallen angel, or a young god! Shit I need to calm down. Let's get this over with. Don't tell me his age, let me keep my fantasy." Well now that was a powerful reaction. Apparently it's not just my son that got an upgrade. All of me did apparently, on a colossal scale. I wonder what Yumi.. Yeah screw it I'm calling her Yumi even if just in my head. Besides she's probably about the same age as the old me, so we're even soul age wise. "Sarah.. I'm not even going to comment on what you just said, however he is really big... I mean let's get to checking his waist size and leg length, and of course his shoe size. Hmm. I'd say he's about a size 30 waist and 32 inch leg length. XL probably for his shirt size. As for his feet... His feet are huge! This has to be at least a size 14! In mens! Jesus his feet make mine look like a little kids. Okay that should do it. Sarah, you got his measurements, so get him five shirts and pants, two pairs of shoes, and a winter jacket. Don't forget to charge this on the precincts card." Suddenly I felt the warmth of the cover on me again, so I backed up against the headboard and looked at Yumi. She had a slightly flushed face, and from what I could hear her heart was racing. She was also taking in quick and short breaths, and her eyes looked like they were a little shiny. Yeah she is totally turned on right now. I looked over to Sarah, and saw a regretful look in her eyes as she sighed, and walked out of the room. After I heard the door clicked shut, I found myself looking back at Yumi again. And at that moment she made eye contact with me and her eyes seemed to waver for a minute, then she said, "Clyde you can call me Yumi. As I'm sure you already saw my badge, but I still thought I'd at least introduce myself properly." She had a warm smile on her face, but I could tell she was still flustered. Hmm strange, what is this sweet honey like smell? It's so refreshing, almost like a spring breeze.

[To answer your inquiry Clyde, you are currently smelling Officer Yumi's vaginal secretions of fluids. Or as you would say, 'she is wet', also the refreshing feeling you are receiving is from the purity of her blood. She is in fact still a maiden at this time.]

Oh system you are back! Wow, Yumi is still a virgin?! She must take her job too seriously, and her past education too. Poor girl, she's left alone and horny with a naked guy with a giant dick, but she can't screw me because I'm not currently legal. Ouch that must be tough. Seriously though isn't her response and that babe Sarah a little overboard? They're acting like I'm the sexiest man in the world.

[Your inference is correct Clyde. You are at the peak of charm. Your hidden stat of charm is immeasurable, so you'll have a massive impact on the opposite sex. Plus your physical appearance is maxed in regards to how you physically look to women. Meaning no man is your equal. Also, Clyde, do to the pheromones of the Vampire God, you are akin to a bottle of 500 year old liquor in front of an alcoholic who has been deprived of drinking for a long time. In other words your very presence is like a supreme potent drug to all women.]

Well damn. Then isn't Yumi suffering like crazy right now? I should keep talking to her and get her mind off of this. I have no problem with having sex with her, in fact I want to badly, however I know that she'd never forgive herself and turn herself in for seducing a minor and have to bear the indignity of being called a pedophile, and go to prison. Yeah that's a no. I'm not letting it happen.

So, from that point on I spent my time trying keep Yumi occupied until Sarah returned, and before I knew it she was back. Shutting the door behind her Sarah came forward with a sly grin on her face as she said, "Now you two, I hope you weren't up to anything illegal while I was gone. Of course, if you were, I might find myself forgetting to mention it in my report when we arrive at the precinct." Yumi's face turned crimson at this, and glared at Sarah. I cleared my throat and reached my hands out for the clothes and shoes. I quickly bundled the covers against my body and hurried into the bathroom at the back of the room. Closing the door behind me, I set the pile down on the far side of the large sink counter, and took a deep breath as I looked at my reflection.

In a word, my appearance was breathtaking. Every word my system and Sarah used to describe me were spot on, and I couldn't stop grinning. But I was also crying, because I now knew it would be almost impossible to tell if a woman liked me for my personality or my appearance. I took my hands on both sides of my face, and gave myself a quick smack to snap out of it. I looked into the bag of clothes brought in by Sarah, and I found a hilarious combination. A white dress shirt and a silver necklace with a red gemstone in the middle, a black and red zip up hoody, and some black leather pants and black combat boots. Black boxers and black socks as well. God they might as well be saying, 'Hey I know you're a vampire! Here wear this!', I can't help but laugh at this but let's wear it. Yup, it fits me way too freaking well. I look like these clothes were actually designed for me to model in them.. Okay back out to the ladies.

"I'm dressed, does everything look okay on me? I'll be quite honest, you're both extremely beautiful so I'm kind of embarrassed to be dressing like this for you. Officer Sarah you must have some interesting tastes..."

Sarah ended up jumping up and doing a victory dance, and was saying, "Not fallen angel, not young god! Fallen God! Oh hell yeah my blood is boiling! Please give me a smoldering look as you stand there not really looking at me, as if I'm beneath you!" Sarah began to pant like crazy, and Yumi had to reel her friend in. "Sarah! That's enough of that, we need to get going to the precinct! The chief is waiting for us!" And so the three of us proceeded out the door, and into the vehicle. As I got in, I found myself thinking, what happens now?