My First Fight
Me: 'what the hell is this quest!?... and it's a C+? I think it is S you know… I got only summon a bear that means nothing… even if the bear is stronger than average thugs but they have a gun… how can I defend those things and even there is a lot of people in here I can't let my bear rampage…'
[Time Left Until the Police Arrives: 2 hrs. 59 mins 59 sec.]
Me: 'man… give me a break will ya?... fine guess I'll try it… so let's see I need that equipment in my inventory to make a trap so'…. Mr. Bad guy... I need to pee!... plsss!! (with a puppy eye)' I hope it will work'
Criminal 1: tsk… fine… Sir!.. some child needs to pee…
Boss: Go deal with it… I'm busy
While the boss is working on something while smiling eerily, I try to see it what it was… 'damn son… got another bigger problem huh...'
[Quest Alert: Save the People
Disarm the bomb as much as possible.
Difficulty: E-
Reward: 20 silvers, Manual Book, 200 exp]
Me: 'ehhh!!… again what kind of quest is that!', I shouted in anger in my mind 'how in the world can stop the bomb… wait a minute maybe that will work!'
My mom tries to request that I must hold it in but I try to persuade that I'll just be going to piss. So when the first criminal tries to help me to piss, he got really a murderous look that he will kill me anytime, so when I go to the restroom I try to find something that will help my plan 'hohoho…. I got plenty of things in my inventory like nylon, straw, and tape'. We arrive restroom in a minute 'let my counter attack begin!!'.
Me: Ursa come out, try to knock him as possible (as I whispered)
Criminal 1: What in theurrgg...k
When my spirit bear came out from nowhere, Ursa already slaps his head against the wall and also feinted 'well that's a bear as well as using it weighs to attack an enemy… that's gonna hurt', later I tape him enough not to remove it.
Me: One down, 4 to go. 'I hope nothing goes wrong in my plan'
I try to make some trap to the criminals against them… 10 minutes later when the boss already sense that something is wrong with the person who is guiding me and I didn't come back after that. The boss talks to the guy who is guarding the entrance.
Boss: Johnson what the hell is that guy doing!!?... it's been 10 minutes why is it not coming back?
Johnson: I don't know boss, maybe he has done something to that child… you know he's just that murderous bastard that will kill anyone did not like it (whispering to his boss)
Boss: Tsk… go to him that he should stop it for now… tell him to go according to the plan.
Johnson: Yes, boss I'll go to him immediately.
While the criminal is on his way, ken already starting his plan by taunting him first.
Me: Hey Mr. Baldie.... catch me if can!...(raising my middle finger)
Johnson: This f*cking pipsqueak ...do you to die huh?
He rushed to me, even though he got higher stats than mine I can sneak easily 'he is so slow though, a little bit faster than me'. When he saw an intersection he stops when he saw a straw on the left side that I try to trap for him.
Johnson: hahaha...I already saw your plan pipsqueak... come out boy!...
He just dodges the straw but...
Me: Ursa now!!
Ursa pulls the nylon string and caught his two feet and already hanging in the air...
Johnson: YOU F*UCKING BASTARD!!... LET ME GO!! ... guhhh...(he tried to unhook the nylon but)
Me: hey!!... here's your gift bastard!... BAM! (By smashing his face with keyboard) ...
After knowing he is already down I notice that the keyboard is personally made where it is made of metal... 'sorry bro... I didn't know its metal... hahaha... whatever'. I also tape him and drag him to the restroom where the other criminal has been knocked by Ursa, but he is already conscious.
Criminal 1: hmmhhpphmm!!...
Me: huh what is it? Want another punch of my bear? (then he shut up)...' well that was easy..'
[You have to Level Up]
[You have to Level Up]
[Your Spirit Bear have level up +2]