"Little fairy wife, have you have finally seen the light? Was my posing not on the level of gods? When I was young I was also known as the king of posturing. Have you succumbed to this kings unparalleled skills?"
"Darling husband you seem to have had many titles when you were young, but rather than posturing shouldn't you first worry about how you're going to push me down when you are still lacking in ability? Or is it that you would rather I push you down first?"
I could only gulp at the thought of the scene where this goddess wife of mine pushed me down. I'll be honest I might be slightly masochistic as I found myself getting excited at such a thought.
I said with a serious expression "whether it is I pushing you down or you pushing me down, don't you think the latter is more exciting?"
My little wife looked at me with widened eyes like she couldn't believe that I preferred the latter.
I could only hear my wife mutter under her breath, "shameless husband."
My wife! I cannot stand for this slander! How am I shameless? Is it not every man's secret dream to be aggressively pushed down by their beautiful wife?
Seeing through my thoughts my wife fell into thought and reconsidered, "darling husband… if you become a 1st realm semi transcendent within a month I may consider pushing you down as a reward."
Truly, such a goddess exists.
"My lovely wife, you really know how to motivate your husband."
My wife bit her lip seductively while she mysteriously said "just don't regret it if you succeed dearest husband."
Eh? What does that mean? Little wife? What is there to possibly regret about being pushed down by a beauty?
She quietly whispered under her breath, "a pent up wife can be a terrifying thing."
Why is my fairy wife such a tease? Will I will survive an entire month with her teasing me like this? My little heart really can't take the frustration of only being able to see but not touch. Why am I so weak?!
Bah others get stronger to protect or kill. Well I'll get stronger to push down this little wife of mine one day. Well not like I really need to though. If I just break through one tier of strength in a month I'll be pushed down anyways after all. Isn't it just about the same thing?
After an hour passed by like this, the results were finally posted. My wife and I passed and were very near the end of the list. We were listed 352nd and 353rd on the list. In total there were about 400 people accepted. Seeing that we were accepted officially we went to what was formerly the registration desk. We picked up our new robes that served as proof we were outer sect disciples of the Good Fortune sect.
I couldn't help but feel a little smug while putting on the robe. It was like I was some kind of god who descended to hide among mere mortals.
I felt a bit excited at the possible future developments within this small sect. With an unbeatable peerless goddess by my side night and day and entertainment known as the MC I was really looking forward to it. I may have to be cautious with that child in regards to my wife, but overall it looks like I should be able to hoodwink him easily enough.
Thinking about how he addressed me earlier I could not hide the nefarious smile that unknowingly appeared on my face.
"Husband how do I look?" My wife interrupted my train of thoughts by asking for my input.
The robes of the Good Fortune sect were white. Looking at my wife, rather than saying she was wearing it, she wrapped the robe around her waist like one would a sweater. It was so cruel how it covered up her once magnificently exposed thighs. Seeing them covered I could only let out endless sighs at the greatest loss of the most beautiful scenery in the world. My wife had two perfect jade legs of the highest quality that I could stare at for days on end. I was truly remorseful over such a tragedy and I could only curse myself for not being born as that lucky pervert white robe that was now maliciously attached to those two heavenly natural wonders of the world.
My wife noticed my scalding gaze which burned with passion. She smiled sweetly while she innocently lifted the robes that were wrapped around her waist slightly upwards. "Husband, if you want to look, you're free to look whenever you want. Feel free to enjoy as much as you desire; they belong to you anyways."
Seeing my wife making such an action I felt suspicious that she must definitely be reading my mind. How else could she understand my deep thoughts? It definitely could not be me who gave myself away! After all my thoughts are clearly like a deep hidden abyss. I absolutely refuse to believe I'm so easy to read. Absolutely not!
Thinking as such I could only ask her hesitantly "are you reading my mind?"
She returned my question with a small giggle and her eyes closed halfway while she wore a wide smile as if to say she knew everything. She then said "as long as husband is happy that's all that matters to this little wife."
I'm starting to feel like the only way to make it through this month is to seriously focus on raising my strength. If I'm provoked any further I may go crazy thanks to this foxy minx.
This little wife really has me completely wrapped around her little finger.
"Little wife, I've decided. No more teasing for the next month. I will focus on raising my strength this month."
My little wife was a bit surprised that I brushed off her teasing and she fell into deep thought. It seems she was struggling to make a decision until she finally said, "then I will give husband some space to allow you to train without distraction for some time."
"Make sure to get a good understanding of your strength during this month. Also, don't you dare forget. You might not see me, but I'll definitely be watching you from the shadows. I'll know right away if you're slacking off."
When she said slacking off, I could hear the implied meaning. No flirting with another woman in front of me. My goddess wife, your eyes don't need to be so scary when you say that. Does there exist a woman that can draw my eyes away from you?
Suddenly my little wife opened a rift in space as she stepped in as she said one last thing before she vanished with her back turned to me.
She nonchalantly muttered under her breath "partings and reunions are definitely struggles husband and wife must face; however, husband... I can assure you I'll know if you cheat."
After leaving such threatening words while she disappeared abruptly I could only stand there and let out a voice of discontent. "I have the most beautiful wife in the world, who can possibly make me cheat? Do they even dare make me cheat with such a wife?"
After voicing my rebuttal I shivered a bit. From the empty space behind me I could hear a "hmmp. Tossing your wife to the side to train. Why are stinky men all the same?"
Looking all around I saw no traces of my slightly dissatisfied wife. Little wife… if you leave and act like you've said your parting words please don't add more on after that. It's confusing okay?
Shifting gears I could only think about that promise between husband and wife with a slightly perverse smile on my face. "If I want to be pushed down, how else will I manage to become a 1st realm semi transcendent within a month while constantly distracted by an overwhelming beauty?"
Silence returned my complaints, it seemed my little wife was a bit embarrassed due to my shameless words. Hahaha rather than I regretting it, we'll see if you are the one to regret your words little wife.
After this abrupt parting I finally made my way towards the outer sect quarters. As I got closer, I noticed it was quite crowded with everyone being allocated living quarters. It seems the better placing one received during the test, the better living quarters you would be assigned.
Those in the top ten received a cave of their own where spiritual energy was abundant. First place was allocated a cave located within the inner sect. With that little child becoming the young patriarch he was definitely destined to advance by leaps and bounds. Even if elders tried to suppress him they would likely find it rather challenging.
Everyone below the top ten would live in shared accommodations provided by the sect. How unfortunate, if I knew earlier I would have at least aimed for tenth place. Oh well, I should at least find my assigned residence first.
I strutted about with my head held high as I walked over to a temporary reception counter set up out in the open where a rather attractive woman was providing directions to the new disciples.
When I was in front of the receptionist I asked like a proud peacock, "Excuse me miss, I am the humble and unbearably attractive man ranked 352nd and my lovely wife is ranked 353rd. Due to certain reasons my wife is not with me at the moment, but may I know where our residence is located?"
The receptionist looked at me like I was the filthiest trash she had ever seen as she muttered under her breath, "Tsk, another stupid country bumpkin trying to act big who hasn't seen the world. Why are there so many this year?"
Wait a moment miss receptionist, are you not unbearably rude? You took one glance at me and came to that conclusion? I looked down at myself and all I could see was my magnificent unblemished apparel. Is this woman brain dead? Can you not understand my appeal? This is truly a shame to the mortal realm. How can there be such a blind person in the world? It was then it was like I was struck with realization as a look of concern appeared on my face.
"Miss I understand. It must have been hard on you all these years."
"What?"
I could only shoot her a knowing look while thinking to myself, she must have been born blind. I must definitely console her for being forced to live such a pitiable life.
I will definitely find the time to one day give her a stern lecture regarding the greatness of the man standing before her. The man who married such a peerless goddess could naturally not only be described as simply attractive. Such a man was clearly a hidden dragon amongst men. A man with unmatched character. One with a pure heart filled with boundless compassion. Clearly only such a man could win my goddess wife's heart.
My self confidence was at an all time high after marrying her. I was still deluded and unaware of my little wife's real motives behind marrying me, but it must be that she was left infatuated upon first sight.
This poor lost soul can only forever be burdened by her poor eyesight.
"I don't know what kind of misunderstanding you're harbouring but your residence is over in that direction."
"That direction? Can you be more specific?"
"Tch stupid country bumpkins that can't figure out the simplest of directions. Just keep walking in that direction, your residence is number 122. It's isolated and alone, it's impossible to miss unless you're a complete moron. It will belong to both you and your so called wife. You will be sharing it with two other outer sect disciples. Now take this imprint and scram."
"I see."
I felt like talking to her was too painful to bear. I could only feel remorseful towards her. The heavens are too cruel, making her so visually impaired that she could not recognize such an outstanding individual. It really is too sad, having eyes but being unable to see Mount Tai.
When I left, the woman grumbled just loudly enough for me to hear, "Is the woman who married this arrogant and fugly duckling blind? And why did the patriarch specifically assign that residence to him anyways? "
I could only sigh as I turned one more glance of pity towards her while shaking my head before departing to find my residence.
I didn't see it since my back was facing her, but her eyes were burning with rage and her lip was constantly twitching after she saw the look of pity in my eyes.
I made the grandest exit I could with my head held high while I walked away with a deep expression on my face like I was ruminating over some great unspeakable matters.
To be honest, I was somewhat looking forward to the idea of living with some manly comrades in arms. Comrades who would fight against oppression; who would live and die together. Isn't such a thought a bit romantic? The development of brotherly love through facing various obstacles in life. We would become the majestic beings known as the side characters crew.
While thinking such naive thoughts I had entirely neglected a certain possibility. I was under a certain impression and did not realize it at this point in time.
After I walked for about 15 minutes in the direction the woman pointed while fantasizing about my delusions of what life in the sect would entail I arrived at my assigned residence. It was a small two story lodging with a small courtyard.
There was a small pond in the courtyard. It appeared that the fish swimming about would make for a good meal. I couldn't help but lick my lips as I thought about my first meal in such a long time. It had been so long since I last ate a good meal.
With a spring in my step I made my way to the door and I could hear noises coming from the other side. It seems my two brothers have already arrived.
Using the imprint given to me by the receptionist. I placed it against the door as it slid open. Before me, a world I never knew before grew before my eyes. Two girls were standing there in each other's embrace passionately making out. They were in their own little world as they caressed each other's most sensitive areas with ragged breath. My eyes were only able to open so wide before bulging out of their sockets as I ingrained the image before me into my mind, storing it into a certain folder for later use.
Fudge, what brotherly romance? Is it actually sisterly loving? I feel like I've been conned, but I'm definitely not complaining about the wonderful scene before me.
It was unknown to me, but in another region of space my wife's eyes were glaring daggers in a certain direction while muttering "shameless cheating husband, it's been less than thirty minutes. Is this just a result of your fortune being too strong when I'm not around? Can't you be fortunate in more beneficial ways? Don't tell me your fortune is to just to be a lucky pervert."