Bring It On

"Mother, please give Bacon permission to destroy that Tian Kong and everything around him. How dare he bomb my mother? He deserves to be bombed back into bits for the evil scourge that he is to humanity." The black cat AI's golden eyes narrowed and glinted like a predator about to attack his prey.

The white, fluffy cat beside him also hissed, baring her shiny fangs and extending her sharp claws. Ketchup's attempt to appear threatening, however, failed big time. Her overdramatic exaggerations and expressions that looked so much like Iris just wouldn't allow her to appear anything other than adorable. 

"The cute and mighty Ketchup also wants to beat up that evil poopoo-head Tian Kong for hurting Mommy! Ketchup's mighty paws of justice will smack that stinky bomber to the deepest level of poopoo hell! Mreow!!!"