「This FanFic is lazily written by an amateur, Some can even say that it is unreadable and i agree... What? Were you expecting a But? Yeah no, I agree with them, I'm only writing this FanFic because i'm bored and depressed.」 「Update every Monday probably just 1 or 2 Chapter's a Week.」 「Volume 1: Felix Harp's Journey To Anti-Heroism.」 『Alright let's do this and be done with it.』 『My name is Felix Harp.』 『I have NOT been beaten by any Radioactive Spider, Instead I have a very VERY annoying System that follows me everywhere I go.』 『I'm from a Third World Country in the Modern World which is the year 2022, But was "chosen" and sent to one very not so Fictional World of Marvel.』 『I was especially "chosen" through countless and countless of Felix Harp in the Multiverse to wield the System they call, Game Developer System.』 『And now I am apparently the 4th Felix Harp to ever wield this annoying piece of shit.』 *sigh* 『I believe all Felix Harp before me job is the same as i do.』 『Protect the innocent.』 『Murder criminals.』 『Develop games for people and kids alike.』 『And have a monopoly over the kids' childhood.』 『Yeah... I'm not a good person in general, But hey that's me I'm messed up and I loved being messed up because it's me!』 『Did I forget to mention that I'm a Womaniser and a piss of shit in general? Yeah, I think I didn't Or was it did? SEBASTIAN! Help I can't spell proper-』
『𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭: "Our protagonist is heavily inspired by Spider-Man Noir of Earth-90214, Where the timeline is in the late 1930s, Spider-Noir also kills people and he uses guns.』
『𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲: "If there is too much power, Then it is the responsibility of the people to take it away." - Peter Parker Earth-90214』
『𝐇𝐢𝐧𝐭: "KLFO = CBIFU EXOM?!"』
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『𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟎 𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏, 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐧, 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚, 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡 ???, 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』
『𝟎𝟐:𝟏𝟑』
『??? 𝐏𝐎𝐕』
In one certain City Hall in one of the states of the country also known as the USA, To be precise we're talking about New York's City Hall.
Which resides in the lower borough of Manhattan, One of the many boroughs of New York itself.
This New York belongs to the one and only Marvel Universe, Where most of our beloved and iconic Hero either reside in.
Going from Spider-Man, Punisher, Moon Knight, Doctor Strange, America's Ass, And many more.
Cough cough 7000+ cough cough.
But I understand why most of our beloved Heroes reside in New York, Marvel always wanted to promote that Heroes are just like normal people.
The reason why they never created a Fictional City, Like Metropolis or Gotham of the DC Universe.
Well, There are rare cases like the Country of Wakanda, The Country of Latveria, And many more of course there are many more this is just a few examples.
Anyways I got a little bit sidetracked there, Let's continue the story.
Outside of the White beautiful City Hall of New York, Multiple parked Cars could be seen parked outside the said building.
To be more precise Police Cars, All of the Police Cars have their Red and Blue Beacons open.
Meaning an emergency and possibly a crime are happening.
Even though it's Night, These courageous Police Officers still respond to an emergency.
All of the said Officers could be seen wearing the same thing, A dark blue Uniform, Pants, Pistol, Badge, Handcuffs, Baton, And finally a dark blue colored Police Cap.
All of them rushing to enter the City Hall, All of them have pulled out their Pistol, But not pointing them at any Civilian that would be irresponsible.
The Main Office leading this force is a black Man and is possibly in a very respectable position.
Because every other Officer could be seen following his lead, Some few are left behind to stop anyone from entering the Building.
「??? (𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫): "I want everyone out of the building in less than 6 Minutes, Go go go!"」
The said unnamed Officer said before busting open the door, He then immediately approached the counter where a Lazy Woman could be seen dozing off her job.
This annoyed the Officer a little bit and hit the counter multiple times waking the Woman up with a confused expression, He took this chance and quickly asked her questions.
「??? (𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫): "Where's Mayor Wilhelm's office?!"」
「??? (𝐋𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫): "Who the fu-"」
The Woman took a couple of seconds to process what was going on, A shame she was having a great dream as well.
So she tried cursing the one who woke her up, Her venom was immediately got stuck in her throat when she realises the one asking her is an Officer.
「??? (𝐋𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫): "Oh shit."」
She instinctively cursed and stood up, Knocking down the chair she was sitting on in the process.
She then immediately pointed to her right and said in a shaky and scared tone, Stumbling in her sentence.
「??? (𝐋𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫): "No-northwest corner, 1st floor."」
The Main Officer nodded at the other Officer and quickly sprinted in the direction the Woman pointed at.
Closely following behind him are other armed Officers, Some of them didn't follow and instead tried calming and evacuating everyone in the Building.
Especially the Woman sitting at the counter, She's probably having a heart attack right now.
In the background and we'll never know because she's just a background character and I don't care.
This jogging session lasted for a couple of minutes Before they could finally arrive in front of the Mayor Wilhelm's Office.
In front of the Office's door is a confused Female Secretary holding a stack of papers with one hand, The other trying to open the door.
She was pushed to the side by the Main Officer trying to open the door.
The unnamed Secretary's brows then furrowed and instinctively asked in a confused voice about what was going on.
She was about to leave and go home after all.
「??? (𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲): "Is there a problem, Officers?!"」
The Main Officer wasn't able to successfully open the door, So he looked at the other Officer's silently signaling them.
One of the kind Officer's moved the confused Secretary away from the Office while also telling her what was going on.
「??? (𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐩 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 #𝟑): "Someone called the precinct. He said that he'll Bomb the City Hall and that he'll murder the Mayor."」
In response, The unnamed Secretary asked in a raised voice with a little bit of disbelief and confusion sprinkled into it.
「??? (𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲): "WHAT?! But Officer that would be ridic / ulous."」
「??? (𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫): "/ Just get away from the door miss. NOW!"」
The Main Officer didn't let the unnamed Secretary finish talking and quickly dismissed her, Their dialogue overlapped for the slightest of Seconds.
The same said Officer then kicked down the Mayor's Office door with all of his might, Which causes it to open and hit the wall of the office with a bang!
「??? (𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫): "NOBODY MOVE!"」
The Main Officer then pointed his Gun out and scanned the whole room. It didn't take him a long time.
Because he was able to make out a figure instantly, The said figure is seen wearing a black-colored Plague Doctor Mask.
While reading a Book and leaning on the side of the Mayor's Desk, A Pimp styled Cane closely right beside him.
Multiple files and folders were scattered around the desk.
Behind him is a tied-up and unconscious possibly Dead Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr sitting in his chair.
Noticing the unconscious Mayor, The Main Officer then signaled for the other Officer to not approach the unnamed Assailant.
「??? (𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫): "Who are you? Sir, Please identify yourself."」
The Main Officer asked with a vigilantly and worried voice, He took this time by trying to scan the unnamed Assailant's appearance.
The unnamed Assailant's Mask has a shorter beak than a normal Plague Doctor's Mask would, Its mouth area being open for fresh air to enter as they pleased.
The unnamed Assailant is also not wearing any Hat or Hoodie to cover his head's parts, Which aren't covered by the Plague Doctor Mask.
Even the Mask only covers half of his front face, Eyes, And Nose, Which means the unnamed Assailant's Ear and black Hair color could be seen.
By anyone, That is paying even the slightest attention.
The unnamed Assailant momentarily paused from reading his book and answered the Officer's question.
「??? (𝐍𝐨𝐢𝐫): "Noir."」
One of the inexperienced Officer tried to be a hero and tried to approach Noir.
Noir of course noticed this and warned him.
「??? (𝐍𝐨𝐢𝐫): "Don't come any closer, I'll blow the Mayor up."」
The unnamed Assailant said in a rough voice nonchalantly.
The inexperienced Officer looked at the Main Officer which ordered him to stop.
「??? (𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫): "Stand down Tim."」
The inexperienced Officer nodded and slowly backed away.
Noir and the Officer's are just there at the standstill, The main Officer tried to bargain or ask whatever Noir wants, But Noir didn't pay him any attention.
All of this happened for over a few more minutes.
Noir which is French for black, Noir is also a term for the crime genre mostly in black and white Movies.
Which fits perfectly with the Noir's clothing. Because he is almost dressed in all black if not for that little bit of white gold and dark green coloring being present.
His style of clothing is composed of a Three-piece Suit.
A plain T-shirt underneath his Waistcoat, And a black-colored tie around his neck.
Trousers that have a black and dark green coloring connecting to his boots.
A Jacket with an enhanced collar around his neck, Usually I would make a joke about Kardashian's Breast here but I'm tired from school so we'll skip that.
The bottom of the Jacket has a dark green color stopping at his knee length, The other parts being black.
His Boots meanwhile have a gold coloring, The gold coloring splitting in the middle where the rest is black colored.
If that doesn't help, Of course it doesn't I'm dumb at describing try searching up Silco's clothing.
Oh! And I forgot that the red color is replaced by dark green, I think I forgot to add that somewhere I don't know.
Noir then closed the Book he was reading with a thud, Which surprised a couple of the inexperienced Officers.
Noir then tried pulling something out from his pockets
But the other Officer's thought it was a weapon or a firearm so they raised their voice while frantically waving their firearms.
「??? (𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐩 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 #𝟑): "Be careful he has a weapon!"」
「??? (𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐩 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 #𝟒): "Arms in the air punk!"」
2 of the experienced Cops who seem to have PTSD quickly warned him, But Noir didn't stop or flinch even in the slightest.
「??? (𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐩 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 #𝟓): "Shit!"」
This little shit meanwhile is an inexperienced one and accidentally dropped his Gun.
「??? (𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫): "ENOUGH!"」
The Main Officer said in a raised voice that stopped everyone from panicking.
Except with that one inexperienced piss of shit still trying to pick up his Gun.
Everyone in the room tensed up waiting for whatever kind of stuff the little menace would pull out.
It was revealed to be a golden-colored Pocket Watch chain tied to his pocket.
He then silently placed it back in his pocket, He then looked at everyone in the room.
He silently nodded at himself and approached the Main Officer his free hand grabbing the files and folders that we're scattered in the last second.
「??? (𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫): "What are you doing?"」
The Main Officer asked with a confused voice, But Noir didn't answer him and kept approaching him, The other Officer's pointing their Pistol at him.
Noir ignored all of them and keep approaching, He then gave the files and folders to the Main Officer's hand, Shoving would be more appropriate.
Noir smiled at the Main Officer and at the other Officers that kinda scared them a little bit.
Noir then walked away and approached the Mayor's Office's window, Grabbing his Cane and the Book he was reading earlier along the way.
No one noticed this but, Noir's Mask is just seemingly floating in his face.
The other Officer's who snapped out of their confusion tried chasing and handcuffing Noir.
While the unnamed Main Officer is just standing in confusion.
「??? (𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫): "Wait... Where you goin-」
The poor confused Officer wasn't able to finish his sentence because Noir already left.
Yes, Noir jumped out of the Office leaving a group of confused Officers, A few seconds later a loud crack could be heard.
Very unpleasant noise is probably equally unpleasant for the individual itself.
This unpleasant noise was soon followed by the Mayor's Head being blown off bits and brain tissues scattered around and hitting everyone present in the Room.
Especially the inexperienced Officer, Give him PTSD while his still young!
『BOOM!』
A few of the lucky Officer's counting the Main Officer, LUCKILY closed their eyes so they weren't able to be hit with the particles of the Mayor's blood or his brain tissues.
Other Officers were screaming the inexperienced one is even puking his guts out, But the Main Officer wasn't paying any attention.
Instead, Every noise around him is replaced with a ringing annoying ringing noise of bells.
He then looked down at the folder and files he was holding, Most of them were titled with a black Marker with the words "Murder" "Fraud" "Scam" "Prostitution" "Tax Fraud" and "Crimes".
There was even a note on the cover of the first file saying the following.
『"Congratulations on the promotion, Sergeant Morales ;-)" - From your Secret Friend.』
The Main Officer who was leading all this was revealed to be Miles Morales's Father, Jefferson Davis who legally changed his name to Morales.
Due to the history of that surname.
Sergea- Sorry I mean soon-to-be Lieutenant Police Officer Morales looked at the dead Mayor Wilhelm's blown up Head, Which is only 15% less than it was originally supposed to be.
He then looked down again at the files and folders he was holding and said in a disbelief voice, Ignoring everyone around him.
「𝐉𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 (𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫): "What the fuc-"」
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『"TBIZLJB ELJB! COFBKAP."』
『"KBUQ RM! QEB YBDFKKFKD."』
『🎮𝐓𝐨 𝐁𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝🎮』
『???: [𝐍𝐨𝐢𝐫] {𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝} {𝐕𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞} "Ace in the hole."』
『𝐉𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬: [𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫] {Worked for 18 Year's and this is a first} "What the fuc-"』
『??? [𝐋𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫] {Having a heart attack} {Not really just wanna say that}』
『??? [𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲] {Has a date night with his boyfriend} "What's happening?"』
『??? [𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐩 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 #𝟏] {Stayed to calm down the people}』
『??? [𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐩 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 #𝟐] {Forgot this Bitch midway}』
『??? [𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐩 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 #𝟑] {Rational Guy}』
『??? [𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐩 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 #𝟒] {Generic Police Officer here}』
『???: [𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐩 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 #𝟓] {Piss of shit}』
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『AND CUT! That was the prologue of my new FanFic which would be focusing more on the Anti-Hero stuff Game development and Womanizing, Yes it's a Harem. But Noir wouldn't be dumb, I ultimately decided that his better as an Anti-Hero just like Spider-Noir, If you didn't know he is a Killer as well as a badass in my opinion.』
『 On a scale of 1 to 10, how good was the chapter? Honest opinions only people, Trow insults and compliments.』
『Isn't this great? I started new fanfic and I immediately got a cold afterward, Fuck!』
『I feel like Morgan Freeman with me reading the text's aloud with my rough and grumpy voice, I can't scream even if I wanted to which is funny.』
『There was supposedly a part similar to spiderman into the spider verse, Spider individual introduction but I'll just write it in the description.』
『Rewrote this multiple times this is the best I can do.』
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『𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬: 2411 Words』
『𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐧: August 22 2022』
『𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝: September 1 2022』