BigSeb
Lv12
To read, Or not to read.
2022-06-22 JointCanada
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BigSeb3mthCommentéI don’t know about y’all but I don’t like that aslan took over the baby’s body. I’m kinda disappointed that Leo won’t get the chance to teach his son the Floridian autistic ways
Leo laughed and flew out of the window. He twirled the boy and yeeted him to the sky.- BigSeb3mthCommenté"Work hard for me, boy. Also, don't end up like Tang San. I don't want to suffer a whole year watching some bouncing boobas."
- BigSeb3mthCommenté"It's illegal, though. Do you have a certification?"
- BigSeb3mthCommentéAs if Leo was possessed by Lloyd Frontera 'The Great Engineer', he meticulously adjusted the structures and ensured the safety and stability of the passageway. However, his expression wasn't as ugly as the original.
- BigSeb3mthCommenté"Also, can you relay my greetings to your master in that ring? Kishin Douji, is this his name?"
- BigSeb4mthCommenté"Wah!" Overlord Priscilla greeted her sworn enemy.
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Jesus D. Christ has entered the chat
Chapter 291 – Florida Man's Wild Wedding: Guests Get Free Smartphone Souvenir for Witnessing His Cat Giving Head to Cow - BigSeb4mthCommentéHan Meng dryly laughed and glanced at his father and his uncle. As he had expected, Wu Buyi and Han Hao glared at him as if he had violated their grandmothers.
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Bride’s*
Dongfang Mei deeply sighed, "Please follow us to the hotel. We need to measure you and tailor your clothes. Also, we have to finish tailoring the bridge's dress as well. Can we visit Lady Esen?" - BigSeb4mthCommenté
BRUH! Pfft BAHAHAHAHAHA
"Can I really ask him to milk me? Can I ask him to sucky-suck mine?" - BigSeb4mthCommentéSierra gazed at the brown baby. She brightly smiled at the boy. Without shame, she took off her shirt and revealed a massive pair of watermalones.
- BigSeb4mthCommenté"I can't believe women fell for a freaking statue. What the hell is wrong with their taste in men?! Is it because the THING is ROCK HARD?!"
- BigSeb4mthCommentéLeo wickedly grinned, "They're gonna learn why they shouldn't insult artists, especially Austrian artists and Floridian Artists."
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Homie doesn’t even know his full name lol
She giggled as she finally discovered Leo's real name and surname. She wondered if she should change her surname to Ariel like Leo's. - BigSeb4mthCommenté
Please tell me it was a tree dryad and not a freaking actual tree. The splinters… oh god… the splinters…
In legends, a great man once mated with a tree, which later gave birth to thousands of saplings. One of them became a world tree, which later gained the enlightenment of a dao and gave birth to this system. - BigSeb4mthCommenté
I knew Leo was acoustic
<Tips: Only autistic players punch system screens. Please be advised that system screens are holograms. Be a human, not an autistic monkey.> - BigSeb4mthCommenté
Smarter *
"We're trying to return home, woof. It's you who suddenly gets in the way. If you're smarting than dogs, MOVE… bitch. Get out of the way!" - BigSeb4mthCommenté"Anyway, what's your problem? Why the hell did you kill and curse your daughter? Are you one of those 'I'm a proud single mother, but I can't raise children for shit' mothers? Also, who's her father anyway, I'm curious. Don't tell me that you don't remember whose dick you rode, bitch. Should I change the questions to… wait a second. Out of context, what's your body count? 5? 10? 50? Spartan 300?"
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Amogus!
"Among Us?" - BigSeb5mthCommenté
Boy wat da heyll
"Last Rizzmas, I gave you my Gyatt. But the very next day, Biboo taxes it away…"