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Couldn’t he have put it inside the box?

Could be a word play. Crafty means insidious/smart. At the same time, it’s similar to craft.

Thanks for the info. Now I can shoot you anywhere in the torso.

Cold, not closed. Cases can remain open for decades as long as there is proof that a murde was committed. In this case, maybe it would be possible to close it by assigning the blame to the gang even though anyone with a brain cell could tell that there is more to it. Since everyone’s dead, they can’t prosecute, so they close it. But that’s a stretch, at best.

Real handmade swords are worth 200 at least. High quality handmade swords made by companies with reputation are worth 400 to 600. While labour in China is cheap, I bet that specialised labour isn’t as cheap as in a medieval world. There are HEMA competitions, collectors and people who think swords are neat. It’s not as niche as some would think. There are companies that have catalogues just for longswords. Plus, I bet that one of the main reasons for the price is the steel but the material itself is worth a few bucks on our world. He could exchange it at the blacksmith.

There is a sword that when it kiIIs people it transports them into a village. The people there are made of silver and become statues when they leave. The file itself mentions the possibility of selling the silver. I can’t remember the name or number, sadly. Then there is the clockwork machine, 914 who can upgrade stuff. Half of the objects that were put on fine aren’t anomalous, just upgraded. Like a toy gun changed into a real one. They could sell it. Finally, SCP 391 is an owl than can eat animals and vomits precious metals like gold, Platinum, silver and indium.

I bet that the ikea is like the red world and it’s connected to several universes. I’m this case, all SCP universes.

She’s about to pull a Tsunade

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