lnsomniac_

no shit, one job requires you to give emotional support to Gryffindors when needed and protect their interests while the other requires you to be impartial and settle conflicts in the headmaster's absence (as far as I've gathered). It's destined to either favouritism or neglect and somehow she achieved the worst parts of both

fr, the moment I heard Hermione changed her mind after a meeting with Dumbledore I thought it was going to be that but then they pulled out the "no magic" threats and I'm not that sure anymore

If I lost a nipple and magic existed (and coul dn't heal it) I'd probably ask them to get rid of the other one too because if I don't have nipples it's just how it is but if I only have one nipple it'd constantly remind me that I'm missing a nipple. Also asymmetry sucks most of the time.

Better yet, what do you consider the RIGHT side of a hippogriff to lick?!?!

nah, she loves 'em good

Neville is probably the one that least deserves this. With what his family has managed to convince him are normal punishments/incentives it's no surprise that he'd be so afraid of rocking the boat, especially when he, like Harry, has absolutely no one he fully trusts to fall back on.

On one hand that is true, on the other, Harry didn't need the world to listen to her, he just needed someone to listen to him.

I think I read something like that

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