DaoDerper
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I’m a derpy person
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DaoDerper1mthCommentéThis description just makes him sound like hes on the spectrum lol
Issei cut in, "For example, he suddenly wanted to experience a monk's life and spent three months undergoing rigorous training at Ryuudou Temple with my father. Or he suddenly decided to write a novel and locked himself in his room for two months, coming out with an award-winning book. Or when he wanted to see if discounted bento boxes had the same number of rice grains as regularly priced ones, he bought both and meticulously counted them all night, finding a difference of fifteen grains. There are countless such examples."- DaoDerper11mthCommenté
Wasnt he stronger than the hindu gods? Im pretty sure he was only below the christian god and the dragon gods
My power at prime was Unmatched by anyone except Dragon Gods and Hindu deities - DaoDerper1yrRépondu à Ya_Boi_Rizzin
Its pretty much just falling in love with your abuser
My father is Cadiz Etrama Di Raizel, one of the few nobles in the world. On top of that, he is the Noblesse. My mom r.a.p.e.d. him and I was born. My mom died when giving birth to me and Raizel went into depression.... he had gotten Stockholm Syndrome. - DaoDerper1yrCommenté
Im assuming its just veela and wizards rn
Bonus#2: Accept 5 different races in your school (2/5) - DaoDerper1yrRépondu à 1000IronBladeHero
Beep
"Why? I mean... that's what we evolved from." - DaoDerper1yrCommenté
Moms Spaghettis
My body is heavy, my nose is runny, and my head hurt, I can't even sleep. Damn, I hope it's not covid. - DaoDerper1yrCommentéCh 50 Beginner in woods
- DaoDerper2yrRépondu à Over_Lord_9904
This made me weirdly uncomfortable.... Im stealing it.
[Drawing skills: God-level, Violin: Beginner level, Finance: Beginner level, Masturbating: Advance level, …] - DaoDerper2yrCommenté
canceled
But about everything in order. Doubledore... this old faggot decided to arrange a truly brilliant experiment on one of the students of the school. Tom Riddle was such a student. A half-breed from the orphanage, without connections and influence, but with a huge talent in magic is an excellent target. Apparently, the elderly professor of transfiguration thought so, starting to train mental magic and practice techniques from Muggle psychology, the latter was studied by Draco at the insistence of his father, on a defenseless child. - DaoDerper2yrCommenté
Sounds like thats coming from experience
Rhea left Ryuu in their living room heading her way to Justine room where she came in without knocking like any other parents would do since apparently privacy isn't a thing. - DaoDerper2yrCommenté
Understandable
"I always wanted to be a hairdresser before I joined the army, but then I liked guns more and here I am." - DaoDerper2yrRépondu à RookofBlack
lmao
[Self Proclaimed Human: Shinobu Koncho? Are you from Japan? Perhaps you are as well Ryuu Cinco?? I'm Vandalieu.] - DaoDerper2yrRépondu à Amon_Angel_of_Time
And?
"Not quite. But you will understand when you grow up. So will you be mine? I promise to take care of you very well. Please?" - DaoDerper2yrRépondu à NoobNoveler
Noo I love horimiya
"You know how much it hurts my heart when I avoid you? I still like you, I still love you. I just want a normal, happy life. I don't want you to have that kind of life. Can you consider changing your life, and live peacefully?" - DaoDerper2yrRépondu à Lazy_NEET_Cat_UmU
you uncultured swine
He didn't say anything, he was indeed not an aggressive man, and he didn't think he felt bad at all being dominated by Yingyue. - DaoDerper2yrCommenté
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Stunned into complete and total disbelief and shock, I found that I was unable to move from my position in the bathroom for a few minutes. This is bad, like really bad! How do I explain this to mom and dad? That I have somehow become a 15 year old or so silver haired peerless beauty? Little did I know that at this time, my parents were both staring at me in disbelief at my bedroom door and had seen the whole series of events. Feeling a gentle hand I my shoulders, I spun around only to see my mom looking at me with a tearful face full of joy. She then hugged me, and said, "I get to have a beautiful daughter? God is good to this family after all! No more useless son who works as a dishwasher! Honey, we'll do our best to give you the best future possible, but you must also work hard do you understand?" My jaw dropped at my mom's words as I realized that she had already understood what was happening without me explaining anything to her. I decided at that moment, that I would cast off the remaining vestiges of my male pride and embrace my new identity. From now on, my name is Raven King and my legend is only just beginning! - DaoDerper2yrRépondu à _Miyasaka
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Stunned into complete and total disbelief and shock, I found that I was unable to move from my position in the bathroom for a few minutes. This is bad, like really bad! How do I explain this to mom and dad? That I have somehow become a 15 year old or so silver haired peerless beauty? Little did I know that at this time, my parents were both staring at me in disbelief at my bedroom door and had seen the whole series of events. Feeling a gentle hand I my shoulders, I spun around only to see my mom looking at me with a tearful face full of joy. She then hugged me, and said, "I get to have a beautiful daughter? God is good to this family after all! No more useless son who works as a dishwasher! Honey, we'll do our best to give you the best future possible, but you must also work hard do you understand?" My jaw dropped at my mom's words as I realized that she had already understood what was happening without me explaining anything to her. I decided at that moment, that I would cast off the remaining vestiges of my male pride and embrace my new identity. From now on, my name is Raven King and my legend is only just beginning! - DaoDerper2yrCommenté
Merging devil fruits be like
What the Merge Merge fruit could and could not do was solely based on the user. In fact the Merge-Merge fruit could be an extremely powerful fruit if put in the right hands… but that's a story for another time. - DaoDerper2yrCommenté
I love it when authors make a unique rinnegan rather than just using madaras since everyone is supposed to be different
Be aware that even though Uchiha Ryu has Rinnegan now, the pupils are still just ordinary eyes!detailKonoha:Opening Sign In to Rinnegan {Naruto Fanfiction}Anime et bandes dessinées · Uzumaki_Kushina_21 - DaoDerper2yrRépondu à Prefect_human
So is fey
My mother who was a Fay in disguise passed away leaving a single book and letter about my origin. I am half Fay and half-human. My father passed away while I was little while my mother left me recently saying that her time in the mortal world has come to an end. Honestly, it doesn't matter.