YannaLoch

Cultivation? What's That? Can I Eat It?

Where someone wakes up in a completely different world; a world where one can cultivate and achieve great power, but focuses only on the fact that they can't eat their favourite foods. Excerpt: Aahhh. How long has it been since I've last seen you? Smelled you? Touched you? Tasted you? Day after day. Night after night. How I long for you. Only in my dreams and memories do I even glimpse at you, but even with these you fade away bit by bit. Oh, dearest Cheeseburger, how I miss thee! How I long for you, Pizza! Fried chicken! How I yearn for your delicious crispiness! And everything else! Why?! Why did I have to wake up in this stupid world?!?! ~Cue Collapse on Hands and Knees Anime-Style~ "Eehh. Shimei is acting weird again. Are we sure she didn't lose more than just her memories? Odd Ming should be her name now." "Wan Qiang! Don't call shimei that!" "Peng-shimei is right Wan-shidi." "Well, it's not like I'm wrong Gui-shixiong." Oi. The peanut gallery over there. I can hear you.