Don’t Need It

In a bathroom, a built different man with scars around his body flexing his entirety of muscle on his body. Just to push a pebble out his cheeks and after his hard fought battle he went to check any notifications on his phone.

"Yawnnnnn... What should I do today? The boss finally gave me a day off from yakuza work and here I am not taking advantage of the day off." The man said while washing his hands.

"I'm just gonna make some ramen and go outside to feel the breeze from the fresh air of Japan." The man said, going to the kitchen just to see dishes hitting the roof and doing a full 180 to the balcony.

Enjoying the fresh air and view completely clueless of the levitating truck in the air.

"Sheeesh Japan is beautiful, the trees, the sky, and truck." The man said, just to realize what he said but is too late and sees a zooming truck charge at him but before the truck could hit him he says he final words "Oh."

Instead of seeing darkness, The entire area around him was white. "Well damn I died now give me a straightjacket and this place will be complete."

"I'm afraid that won't be needed my child. You are currently dead." A calm and strong voice said startling the man.

The man starts choking himself out cause he has no time to deal with some weirdo that won't show himself.

"WAIT WAIT STOP STOP THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?" The unknown person said, showing herself to be voluptuous woman and having a completely different tone from before.

"God?" The man asked.

"Yes, it is m.."

"I don't believe in god." The man says and continues to choke himself out again until the woman tugs on his hands to stop.

"CAN YOU STOP?!" The god said, which was quickly replied with a "no"

"Listen you freak I'm giv-"

"No" the man said

"I'm gi-"

"No"

"CAN YOU STOP SAYING NO" The god said, losing her god posture and instead looking like a rabid animal.

"Finally well what I was trying to say is that since I'm a kind god I have decided to give you a second chance at life." Doing a pose to show her holyness which was replied with a deadpan "second chance?"

"Got your attention eh well count yourself lucky because I picked you to go to different world with 3 roulette spins that will help you on your journey." The god said, which two spin the wheels magically appear.

The man shrugged and spun one of the wheels and it would land on MHA to which the god replied with "MHA lucky spin you got."

"Is that food the hell is a MHA." The man said, which made the woman massage her temples due to her frustration dealing with this person.

"My goodness you give me a headache, so just spin the next wheel and I'll send you away." The god cried out.

But the man said "don't need it."

"What do you mean you don't need it?" God said

"Just send me off before I ankle pick you." The man said with annoyance

"Be my guest don't come crying back when you get your ass handed to you." God said

"Yeah whatever." The man said, as he is being sucked up by a portal not to be seen in the white room.

"Such a weirdo."