What Are the Funniest Jokes in the World

Aries On 5

OVERGEARED - English Translate

The Sparkmate: the sparks

==== I DON'T OWN THE TRANSFORMERS MOVIES OR THE CHARACTERS, I OWN MYSELF. If you enjoy the story, please vote and comment. ====

King of Mecha

Ku terjatuh ke dunia mecha

Historical novels

Baptism of Blood

The story of Thale, who survived and prospered in the world of cultivation through his discipline, quick wits and hard work. Many chapters a day! So far Chapters 1-20 have been edited I will keep you guys updated here! Cover image, not mine All credits for the image go to the artist

ggshhg

Tokyo’s Zombies!

No one could imagine any disease like this to spread. The Undead Disease that only affected squirrels in Russia seem to spread all around the world! Not only that but it’s now affecting humans! Borders have been shut down, the government is in shambles, & citizens are left to fight on their own. Unluckily, Hotaka Ohkubo is stuck on his schools rooftop unable to leave. Locking the exit seems to work but for how long?

Loving Madeline

Madeline ”Maddie” Brownwood is a nineteen-year-old college student. Her mother was dead, and her father was unknown to her until one day, a man approached her and told her to come with him to the Divenson Mansion to prepare for her wedding. Hunter Divenson is the handsome and hot engineer and CEO of the Divenson Mining Corporation. He got entangled with his driver’s last dying wish to marry his estranged daughter when his car was hit by a drunk driver. “I’m sorry, Maddie, Mr. Divenson already paid all of our debts, and you know my debts piled up when I accepted you and your mother in this house; you should come with them so that we will be all happy, and you will have a better life.” Her aunt said. Maddie was left with no choice, but to go to the Divenson mansion where she meets her future in-laws, Hunter’s parents were super strict and showed to her face she doesn’t belong to their family, while her future brother-in-law looks at her with lust that made her scared, and his other sister loathes her. Only a twelve-year-old girl, loves and adores her, and carried out her stay at the mansion bearable. The moment she meets Hunter, she falls in love with him. He is so sweet with her every time a member of his family is around, but he is so different when they are alone. “We are only married on the paper since I don’t have time for love, and I can’t love someone like you. Don’t expect if something happens to us in bed; I will love you. I only need an heir of my empire.” He said coldly that making her entire body shiver, and she hated herself for falling in love with him. One day Maddie asked Hunter for a divorce, and her words made him realize he couldn’t let her go because he loves his wife with all his heart. Can Hunter win back his wife’s affection? Is Maddie’s love for Hunter totally gone? Or it was still there and she is just trying to forget and move on? Can she give her husband another chance? -Gold Tier Winner of WFP#35 Female Lead- In-Laws.- (Warning: This novel has mature content in the later part of the story.) ——————————————————————————- Book 2-The Hot Chef and The Wicked Sister Jack Morigan was in love with Madeline, but too bad, she was engaged to Hunter Divenson. Jack made Maddie’s best friend his girlfriend, but deep in his heart, he was still hung up on Maddie. When Gina broke up with him, he knew it was all his fault. Charlotte Divenson was called the wicked sister of Hunter Divenson. She was always envious of her brother because Hunter was the apple of her dad’s eyes and the golden son of her parents. She was known as the wicked brat, but deep inside, she was only a lonely child who wanted recognition from her parents. Charlotte got angry with everyone and shut off the world when her father and younger brother died; she blamed herself and Madeline for their death, and she wanted to hide. Hunter offered Jack a job to make his wife safe, that is, to be the chef cook of his wicked sister Charlotte. Jack yearned to refuse since he hated her, but the money at stake was too high to resist. Her money was running out that she could no longer afford to pay her maids, and her supplies were getting low. She was shocked to find Jack on her doorstep, asking her to take him in since he needed a place to stay. She wanted to say no, but she desperately needed money. They lived together in the same house, bickering with each other, they don’t get along; until one day they could no longer resist the growing attraction between them. Can Jack tame the wicked sister, and leave her and get his money after the contract he signed expired even if he knew he was helplessly falling for Charlotte? What will happen to their love story the moment Charlotte found out the truth that she was only a job for Jack? Are they going to hold on and fight for their love, or they will drift apart with hatred in their hearts?

Mated To The Despicable Alphas

Lost Soul (LS)

Enyo had never experienced a proper childhood, having no family that could care for him, no home and no place in this world. He grew to be heartless, sparing no empathy for others as he tried his best to survive using his own miniscule strength. Knowing very little about the recent changes in the world he lived in due to his current lifestyle and pathetic status, he was mostly clueless about the drastic reform that had been taking place in his own world since many years ago. Millions of people forcefully transported to another Plane and given a quest from a mysterious system they acquired. "SURVIVE" Only 10% of the people transported managed to survive that harsh and unforgiving hell, those who did survived due to luck. They all came back stronger though and with a strange newfound power in their souls. After the first trial humans began gathering knowledge about this mysterious new plane. Rules were formed in the world and knowledge about the new plane and mysterious system became common, being shared to those with any small status in the world. Unfortunately, Enyo was not one of them. Enyo missed his chance to gain these amazing powers, although he never expected to. He was caught up in his own unforgiving hell right here on earth. Until one day that all changed, against all odds he was transported to the new plane and given a chance to gain the strength he needed to resist. Resist the fate he was given, resist the dark secrets from the past that held him back like chains to his throat. He was going to survive against all odds. Opening his eyes Enyo was greeted by the usual announcement all people received from the system when they first entered this plane, although he was quite surprised to receive such a strange message afterwards. "Survive" "Countdown 59:59" "Quest received" "Your soul is currently missing various parts. Find them."

Devil Fruit of the King

Doflamingo: “Roach, you humble ant dare to look down on me, a nobleman with the blood of a Celestial Dragon.” Luo Qi: “Cut, the blood of the Tianlong people? I don’t get along with me. What I’m looking for is your string fruit ability. Now you can get lost wherever you come from.” Golden Lion Shiji: “Boy, I was the one who almost defeated the Pirate King Gold Roger back then.” Luo Qi: “That’s not a loss. Golden Lion Shiji, now I give you two options: 1. Get beaten up by me, and then I will take away the fruit ability; 2. Let me beat you up, and then take away the fruit ability Hand it over.” Blackbeard: “Roach, I have planned for many years to come to this point. You actually took away the ability of the Zhenzhen Fruit, which is unforgivable.” Luo Qi: “Are you an idiot? The Zhenzhen fruit is also from the superhuman family, so naturally I, the king of the superhuman devil fruit, will get it. If you dare to talk nonsense, I will send you to Whitebeard… This is a translated Chinese novel

Infinite System Enhancements

"He found himself transported to an alternate realm, bound to a chaotic system! But fret not, for the system proved even more valuable in its disarray! Yang Kai possessed the ability to assign missions to himself or others. "System, I wish to sleep until daybreak!" "Ding!" The host slumbered until dawn, successfully completing the quest. As a reward, he received a random upgrade: Level Up per second! "System, I'm going to crush an ant beneath my foot!" "Ding!" The host eradicated the ant, fulfilling the quest and gaining a random reward—One Punch One Death! This is a tale of boundless imagination! For your capabilities are bounded solely by the extent of your imagination!

Who said Magnetic Fruit is weak?

Bai Ye traveled to the Rocks era of Pirate World. By chance, I got Paramecia Magnetic Fruit, which can control magnetism. what! ? Magnetic Fruit is a very weak Devil Fruit! Can only control metal! ? Do you have any misunderstanding about magnetism! ! Magnetic Fruit Normal Edition: Magnet, Railgun, Magnetism, Magnetism... Magnetic Fruit Awakening Edition: Shinra Tenji, Planetary Devastation, Tengai Shinsei, Flying Thunder God Technique… Magnetic Fruit Ultimate Edition: Rubbing mushroom bombs with hands, reading memories, controlling planetary magnetic fields, space tunnels, crossing ten thousand realms... ________________________________________________________________ This Fan-Fiction is not mine. I am just spreading it. The Author: Wilderness Pirates Name of the Fan-Fiction: Magnetic Fruit, Tengai Shinsei On The Valley Of The Gods This is MTL (Machine Translated).

World Elevation

After dying one thousand two hundred years ago zen who has experienced the gradual evolution of human society has finally decided to reincarnate and become a world elevator sponsored by a mysterious being who recognizes his curiosity.

SHE BELONGS TO MR BILLIONAIRE

“Here's a contract, sign it.” He said, “What contract is this?” Olivia asked. A loveless contract stating you are mine. What happens when Alexander forces Olivia to sign a contract for the redemption of an orphanage site? He wants her to live with him as a token of appreciation. However, things turned out differently, changing their perspective. Will they fall in love, or will the contract be a reason to tear them apart?

Secret 18+

Dewasa (18+) bagai mana jadinya jika, Raya gadis penerima beasiswa di sekolahnya harus terjebak sebuah kasus perebutan kekuasaan politik bersama, Aren most wanted yang terkenal sangat dingin dan tak tersentuh. Awalau terhalang sebuah profesional kerja mereka tidak dapat menghindari perasaan yang di takdirkan tuhan. kehidupan Raya berubah drastis saat Aren ternyata memang ditugaskan untuk mnejaganya. saat beberapa rahasia mulai terungkap, tak terasa kedekatan mereka menimbulkan perasaan ingin memiliki satu dengan yang lain nya tumbuh menciptakan sebuah gairah

A Grand Path

The Supreme Era. In this era, all is possible. Heaven-defying talents, ungodly physiques, and lucky opportunities. The individuals of this generation are all blessed, destined for greatness. However, who among them can reign Supreme among the rest? Who among them can become Sovereigns, exalted beings standing above all? During this prosperous and perilous time, three young women descend from the Nine Heavens, beginning their Great Journey. DISCLAIMER: FEMALE MC, NO ROMANCE

Pure or Toxic Love?

have you ever wondered if your love is pure or toxic?, this story is a story of a Boy in his freshman who is hopeless in love, his past relationships are filled with Toxicity. Now that he's starting to have a new life to a new University. Unexpected Drama,Romance,and trauma will come to his way. Gem a cute chic freshman who went through a lot of bad relationship making him hopeless in love has another break up once again. his relationship doesn't last long whether he dated a man or a woman and everything he does always ends up bad. His 3 Best of friend, Max,Luis and Rosa are always there to support him. the 4 friends are finally freshman having their story begins in the university. As they walk Gem saw a handsome man who is completely surrounded by people made his heart beats fast. Is this fate?. The Man noticed Gem and his friends making him go towards them, but soon after a girl suddenly clinged on him.whats going to happen next?, will Gem get heartbroken again? Trigger warnib: This book contains explicit SA, Toxic , Cyber bullying , Abuse , Etc. This is my first time making a story so hopefully you will like it . (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)I'm not really good at grammar at story description hehe but I try my best

Proxis By Night

It is the year 2025, a time of great social, economic, and political upheaval. The world trembles from the sudden arrival of super-powered humans, whose abilities place them firmly out of the reach of the common man. No one knows where they come from or how they came to be, only that one in ten people might be one of them. Governments collapse and entire cities are burnt to dust. Millions die and billions are injured. The world is shaken and frozen. Proxis is a City-State in East Asia, a lonely island-nation to the east of Japan and the Philippines. Considered by the world to be a hub of hundreds of cultures and races, Proxis is the haven of criminals, gangsters, kingpins, and other men of ill-repute. Uriel Santos is but one of the thousands of immigrants from the Philippines, who journeyed to Proxis, after Manila was destroyed by a rampaging superhuman. This is his story, the tale of his rise to power and glory.

THE MIX-BREED EVENTS

The Year 3041 is when everything changed….. A black ball rose from the core of the earth high into the sky and started glowing. Everyone from everywhere stopped what they were doing and stared at the black as it grew and got brighter. At first everyone was confused and curious about what this ball was and why it was shining so brightly. A 60 feet man flying in the sky knows as "THE ONE ABOVE" grants humanity the power for his own amusement? watch as out Mc uncovers the hidden secrets about this world! (Synopsis will get better if you dont like it)

全球轮回：我预判了结局

轮回副本里，挑战者们为了通关绞尽脑汁。 偏偏一个ID叫青帝的大佬，风轻云淡拿走一个又一个副本首杀。 “什么？青帝通关【大唐王朝】了？居然可以扶持武媚娘那个娘们当皇帝？” “【大话西游】的女主角不是白晶晶？紫霞仙子是哪路神仙，青帝大佬撮合她和至尊宝谈恋爱？” “【七龙珠】到底是个什么神仙故事，老子累死累活混入黑绸军内部，青帝大佬居然已经召唤神龙了？”

Reborn as Mordred in Dragon Age... [Up for Adoption]

A Special Forces Soldier is reborn as Mordred Pendragon in the Dragon Age universe... Mordred belongs to a renowned bloodline of Templars... OC x Fem Hawke.

end of the world: I decided to go to another planet

"The end of the world is coming, which way of life will you choose?" "One, stay on earth, and live and die with other human beings". "Second, fly away from the earth and evolve into a higher life form". Robert chose the first element, leading humanity to fight the catastrophe of the last days, but due to the disunity and distrust of humanity, finally failed and all humanity perished. After an accidental rebirth, Robert decides to choose the second option and fly away from Earth!

Ben carson: role model

Ben carson’s biography.

SELENOPHILE

Aku ingin memenangkan permainan ini agar aku dapat membawamu ke permainan berikutnya — Srinarendra Nararya Bermimpi saja, aku yang akan memenangkan permainan ini sampai kapanpun. Kamu hanyalah benalu di keluargaku — Gianina Nayanika Singgih Rendra adalah contoh pria terbaik untuk kamu. Tidak ada cacat sedikitpun yang dia miliki. Berhenti berbicara buruk tentangnya Nak — Arjun Abelan Singgih Sampai kapan kamu akan seperti ini? Sepuluh tahun bukan waktu yang cepat. Sekarang giliran kamu yang mengejarnya — Clarissa Lovata

jwiejdjdn

The Merman and the woman

The deserted island of Manyak

moncef travel to an island but the trip turned into a nightmare

En esta segunda oportunidad seré un villano

Switch: The Seven Deadly Sins

yea sir

The new girl in the leaf village

Harun had just arrived at the leaf village by order of the 3rd hokage who she had never met and wasn't planing to either......

The Ancient Family

Running, Fighting, Surviving

Her Persona - Trilogy

"When beloved falls, her two demon souls unite. Humanity in her long gone, and chaos will arise. And when blood spills, precipitated is her enchantress soul to surface. Together at the price of her pain, death is inevitable." The King is a being superior to all of his kind. He is the creature feared both in the light and dark, hated, respected, and admired by many. And it is no secret to his people that he has one destined mate, but never forgetting that he can also mate with any other she-wolf in his free will. Because of the disclosed fact that mate bond does not affect the King, many werewolves throw themselves at him. However, such as how the moon illuminates the darkness in the night and the sun enveloping the land in warmth, a woman so peculiar walked in the King's life resembling that of a soothing breeze blowing gently on one's heart. She smiled. And his soul trembled at the breathtaking sight before him.

Respect heart

Time never comes back

Under the Scattered Light of Moon

Diary of a northern woman