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Episode 1. I didn't expect this (1)

When are the moments of resentment in the world?

When misunderstood?

When framed?

When you suffer and don't get paid fairly?

Well, everyone goes through those moments,

"I think this disease will have a patient's name."

At least listen to this,

"I think it's about half a year left."

It would be quite unfair to be sentenced to such a time-limited life sentence at a time when he was less than thirty years old.

'Huh, what do people do when they win the lottery at best?'

Age twenty-nine years old.

He lived faithfully without his parents, without any inheritance, and was sentenced to death out of nowhere.

On the day I won the first prize lottery, I was sentenced to the day I was happy to receive the reward of living as faithfully as a worker ant!

So I said before I died.

'Oh, I really don't want to die. Anybody is good, so I really want you to keep me from dying.'

He certainly said so.

But I didn't expect that I would really die.

I didn't even expect to become the strongest immortal bone that would never die!

"O king."

"Today, the Prince of Immortality who has put us here!"

At the sound of praise coming from the surroundings, a white skull sighed softly.

[yes, this jiraldo is finally over.]

"Yes?"

[Now I'm going to be a fire, and I can eat and cheap.]

"... Yes?"

[I can finally plant hair on my head.]

"... Yes, yes?"

Isaac.

Looking up and down, he was a bone, and the world called him the worst "Skeleton King."

He was so notorious that even if he couldn't memorize the name of the country, no one knew the name.

In front of him, countless heroes knelt vomiting blood, and where he led the demon beast, a path of death and corpses resembling his appearance was opened.

In other words, literally the corpse demon king !

The owner of the walking invoices!

Even the Pope of the Holy Empire did not dare to order subjugation, "those who cross the gods"!

However, even the king of the demon tribe had a big problem.

', a body you can't even poop.'

I'm sorry that I couldn't spend a penny of my lottery winnings due to a rare disease and lost my breath.

That moment that took your breath away.

He crossed into another world and opened his eyes to a white bone where he could not eat, sleep, or feel pain.

And I couldn't even hold a woman's hand, and I was dirty and unhappy with a hundred bones, so I steadfastly put my life and spirit together.

He has developed the strength to evolve from the lowest-level summoned demon <skeleton> who was only controlled by him, to < Rich>, the king of the undead.

It was also good to feed the demon warriors who were on the verge of dying and revive them up to this point.

"Master."

"Our great king."

A ferocious demon king that even the gods revere.

"Our king, from dignity to deadliness and guile! <Isaac> sir!"

[Ya, how many times do you say Isaac, you bastards!]

Isaac Kim, a Korean, slapped his chest in frustration, but he thought it was okay now that these bastards hadn't been able to call him by name properly for hundreds of years.

[As of today, this contract is over.]

"Yes?"

The Skeleton King flashed his eyes with a twinkle of joy.

[I can finally eat, sleep, and pack as of today.]

* * *

Isaac Kim wanted to be human.

No, it doesn't matter if it's lion's poop or dinosaur eggs, so I wanted to have a body instead of a bone.

But no matter what it takes, he could never escape the undead corpse.

It didn't matter, though.

-Demon King, let's sign an employment contract.

The gods have made this suggestion to Isaac Kim, who stands at the pinnacle of the demon clan.

-If you solve our needs, we will make you human in return.

And 10 years after the contract with the gods.

Bang!

-!

The giant's neck fell on the world of the gods.

Realizing that the owner of the neck was the enemy of the gods who terrorized the god realm, the gods turned white.

-Insane.

The gods were speechless as they looked at the skeleton that came with the giant's neck.

- That crazy guy brought it for real.

And the skeleton demon king who had picked the giant's hair branch flashed his eyes that were missing.

[Well, with this, all the rebels who resist the gods have been sorted out.]

-...!

The gods roared loudly.

- What a crazy bastard...!

-10 years! In that short time...!

Dealing with all the disasters that even the gods have not touched for thousands of years!

The Skull King rolled his eyes.

[Lip service, pay for your work, if you solve all 12 requests, you'll make you human?]

Then, the god in charge of the commission immediately rushed over.

- Sorry to keep you waiting! I didn't expect you to get things done so quickly...

[What?]

- How easy would it be to make someone like you human? In that sense, if you excuse me a little and do one more job, I think I can pay you this one too.

Then the Skeleton King laughed at the people.

[yes? Just one more thing? Well, that's okay, because that's easy and simple.]

-Then....

Bang!

[, you can hit a skeleton with water, where are you trying to do a hukou that doesn't work?]

-!

The Skeleton King was emitting a vicious aura.

In fact, he overheard an unexpected story while coming here.

- Actually, there is no way to turn that skeleton demon lord into a human?

-What? Oh really? Then why did the Lord God make a pact with that Skeleton Demon King?

- Whygin. It's something other than the law summoned by the Gold Technique, so it can't be extinguished, and there's no undeadly lifespan. The ability is dangerous enough to threaten neither the handover nor the God Realm. Then you'd rather roll that power for the gods. How's that?

- Yes. It's a pending issue.

- Right... Gwaa Skull King!

Remembering the back story, the Skeleton King walked over to the gods as if he was abominable.

[What? If I want to be human, I have to do good deeds in the God Realm and wash away my karma? Do I only need to deal with the 12 troublesome plagues against the gods?]

The gathered gods looked puzzled by his momentum. There was a hint of annoyance on the faces of the whispering gods.

- Guess what. He must have noticed.

- Ah, didn't you object to that from the beginning? How could I summon that damn man to the God Realm?

- Well, I didn't expect that the 12 subjugations you commissioned would only take 10 years.... Still, I caught at least 500 years per subjugation ...

Before the words could fall, an explosion was heard.

[Is that all there is to say about Mr. Fire!]

Bang!

The Skeleton King was furious as if he had ripped off the skin of the gods' faces.

[You didn't even mean to make me human in the first place, did you?]

At that, the gods laughed, as if asking why they reacted so seriously.

- Why don't you know this is all for you? Why are you so obsessed with humans? How comfortable is that body? Not eating, not sleeping, not dying...

[! You know my heart?]

He became a skeleton overnight and still couldn't forget.

'With this, the Demon King is born!'

The face of the summoner who summoned himself, an otherworldly soul, to create the strongest demon king!

People who have run away for hundreds of years, both men and women! There are some low-level monsters in the face of the priests and knights who rushed to kill them!

No, actually, more important than that,

[I think skeletons, corpses, bloody horrors, and gore are just nasty in the first place! You know I'm going crazy when I look in the mirror every morning?!]

-...?!

Therefore, the Skeleton King glared towards the Divine Realm's palace even more heinously.

He had been feeding his subordinates and had not saved any money for the rest of his life.

[For 10 years, from shoe shining to cleaning the back floor, massage, and eradication, I will have to pay alimony for the treatment of mental damage.]

Then the gods were stunned and blocked his path with one step.

- Alimony should rather be taken by us!

[What? Inma?]

-Do you know how many Divine Realm treasure-level elixirs you ate here in the first place?

Then the Skeleton King laughed as if to ask what he was saying.

[What treasure-grade elixir is not even growing hair? It's just a scalp moisturizer and a red energy drink.]

-Bo, moisturizing... Energy drinks...?!

-What kind of elixir is treated with tens of thousands of years of the God Realm in one drop... No, wait. Did you just say red?

[Uh, it was sealed in a dragon pattern box.]

The gods doubted my ears.

What the Skeleton King is talking about is definitely the primordial treasure of the God Realm that is stored in the deepest place of the God's vault...

Treasure?!

- Did you really drink that?!

- Why not enter a restricted area?!

[Oh, don't worry, I still don't have what's left, so I used it well to wipe my feet, and it smelled good.]

-...?!

[Why, you said you can eat all the recovery potions in the box.]

The gods grabbed the back of the neck.

Wouldn't that box mean a treasure chest?

They thought they couldn't talk to him anymore.

'One of the Eight Taboo Treasures.'

- No, that's good in the first place. Now that you are in the God Realm, this is your only chance to destroy all demon tribes.

-It was a good demon tribe to use, but it's a shame.

At the story of breaking the treaty and getting rid of his subordinates, the Skeleton King flashed his eyes ecutely, as if he had made a joke.

[You see me? No matter how much this is your home ground, you'll have to bring at least the main god level to deal with me?]

The Skeleton King, who was going to go cool if they fulfilled their contract, drew his strength.

Kung!

The ground shook, and at the level of magic from before, some of the lower gods seemed to be embarrassed.

- I didn't make a contract with the Demon King for nothing! Isn't it indestructible! How can you fix this...!

But that was the moment.

Quazik!

[Whoops!]

Suddenly, the Skeleton King stumbled. The magic he was using was gone.

But that wasn't all.

'I can't move.'

At the same time, a sneer was heard directed at the bewildered Skeleton King.

- To no avail. No one whose name is written here can be identified.

[!]

Seeing the gods, the Skeleton King was stunned.

It was because of what they were carrying.

'Worms?'

It was a stuffed form of a dead worm.

But that's an item that seals any disaster without leaving a single trace of magic.

- Do you know how this world has been maintained? It's all thanks to this. Many catastrophes in the past have been sealed in them.

As proof of this, the stuffed worm with the Skull King's name on it glowed, and the Skull King felt his soul drain.

In the end, the Skeleton King laughed as if he was sullen.

[Bastards, the employment contract was bait and the purpose was to pluck and seal my soul from the beginning?]

The gods seemed to be gracious instead, and only then did they reveal their true colors.

-Did the filthy demon king dare to step on a land like the gods in the first place?

-You should be grateful for what you wrote with the hands and feet of the gods, but you dare not know the fountain and want remuneration.

[What? Inma??]

-Well, you said to use it when you know the truth, but you found out sooner than you thought.

- Feel free to go in though. The new body was specially prepared to look exactly like you. Isn't that so grateful?

The figure of the stuffed bug that says so is none other than a bald maggot.

The Skeleton King flashed his eyes with a hint of flesh.

[Why don't you bring it to the hairy songworm?!]

- Huh, are you still obsessed with that hair? Well, that's it. Your skeleton body and subordinates will be slaves for life, so don't worry... Kerhuck?!

Pajik!

The gods who were in the process of sealing the soul were stunned.

The stuffed worm that bound the Skull King's soul began to crack.

As the gods were taken aback by the sight, a spine-chilling laughter was heard.

[, if you want to do it, you should have done it in an instant without getting caught!]

- Now, wait!!!

Something was wrong, and before he could think so, there was a great explosion in the God Realm.

Kugu Palace!

Eventually, the gods came to their senses shortly thereafter.

The gods turned white as they looked at the God Realm that collapsed with the explosion.

- This crazy... Bastard!

-Self-destructing with your own body! Are you sane!

But the higher gods froze in a different sense.

- The bastard! Did the trick kick in right?

- Yes, yes?

-If you missed the Skeleton Demon King, you would have a really irreversible problem!

They were gods whose expressions had changed in hundreds of years, but even that was for a short time.

They found stuffed maggots in the rubble.

The maggots, which had hardened, were wriggling like never before.

-It seems that the spell ceremony was properly triggered, and the Demon King's soul also entered properly.

When the Demon King was told that he was trapped, the superior gods were deeply relieved.

- That's it.

The gods sighed as they watched the worm being dragged away in a hurry, as if begging to be spared.

- That crazy bastard, how much damage did you do by yourself....

- That demon king lived because it was the body of an <undead> fatally weak in divine power. Or maybe this wasn't possible.

- Yes, I think he was trying to become human, but he was trying to get rid of that only weakness. The human body is friendly with the divine.

The gods held their bellies and laughed.

- Then let's take this opportunity to kill all the demon tribes. Whenever we kill demons, it becomes our strength.

-Nice. Pretty and good-looking things are enslaved.

- He is the subordinate of the Demon King. They are not easy to kill, and the gods cannot be directly involved in human life.

- Then there is no other way...!

But then, the elder god rolled up his arms.

- 'Mission' brings about the revival of the gods.

-!

- I will do everything in my power to make a vessel for the saint, that is, the prosecutor, and bring it down to the handover. Neither the demon tribe nor the missionary religion should be entrusted to the saint.

-Yes? Would you really be okay? It must be quite a power drain...!

-It's okay to sleep for a thousand years. Therefore, in the vessel of the precious saint, be sure to select and dwell the beautiful souls who listen to us.

-The worms that trapped the Demon King are sealed in a deep place where no one can access them, and they are strictly monitored.

-Yes!

With this, the name of the demon king that has touched the hearts of the gods for hundreds of years will disappear.

They were relieved to see the worm going to the torture chamber.

-The cheeky skeleton demon king bastard... I'm going to torture you for the rest of my life and keep you sober in a worm.

* * *

yes, spirit.

It's good to be sober.

When a skeleton lives for hundreds of years, it is humanly defrauded, and then its soul is pulled out, and it is sealed in maggots and tortured.

yes, I do, but....

"Oh my gosh, Baby Saint, are you up?"

The Skeleton King was baffled by what had happened to him.

What is it? Kid?

Why not maggots??

No, more than that....

'Saint? Saint-ego?'

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