死灵法术：我制作亡灵
Just your average necromancy cliche... NOT!
Picture this...
Imagine being told you were about to own the world's first necromancy artifact... sounds cool right?
Now imagine that the artifact is an old grimoire... interesting isn't it?
Now imagine you find out that the grimoire is basically a cookbook and you have to follow the recipes to make undead. Sure, sounds tiring, but necromancer, so eh.
Here we go:
Step 1, find unsuspecting victim
Step 2, unalive victim,
Step 3, capture soul.
Step 4, dominate said soul.
Step 5, create body for soul.
Step 6, stuff soul in body and enjoy undead horde.
As if... the thing is a complete scam. Here's how it actually goes.
Step 1, try to find a soul that doesn't suck complete ass and will actually be a useful soldier.
Step 2, struggle to unalive the target because strong souls usually mean strong owners.
Step 3, hope that you have a vessel strong enough to capture and hold soul.
Step 4, spend hours trying to dominate said soul because it probably has a stronger will than yours.
Step 5, try to find a good recipe for a decent body... oh and enjoy getting those unrealistic materials.
Step 6, if you somehow manage to forge the body from step 5, pray to the devils that the soul accepts the body, and enjoy just a small part of your plan to gain money and live safely on some tropical island.
Kurai_Takahashi · Fantaisie
