Remnants of the past
# Old disclaimer # (self-deprecating, but I'm obviously joking)
There are stories that have deep and profound meaning. That makes you reflect on life itself and carry you through the hardest of challenges and the happiest of times. Yeah … I don't know about that chief. Might want to skip this novel. The author is certified insane, crude, he's a dumbass, his sense of humor is twisted, he thinks lewd content is some uncensored handholding, and worst of all he doesn't even speak English! -_-
#The Unnamed God# (Original Synopsis)
In this world there are gods. Probably fake gods. Or at least they are not how gods should be. Not by my definition anyway.
However, they are strong. And I am weak. Well, I might be weak but only compared to them. Let me live my life in peace. Please!
The unnamed god? Wait you guys believed this crap? I was joking. You guys saw miracles? I sure did not show anyone any.
These guys sure have a vivid imagination. *Sigh*
I'm not a god you know. I'm just a mortal that did gain comprehension upon divine energy.
Who am I? *Blush* I don't really remember
But I really wish I had some godly powers to stop running from these fucks! What's with this war of gods. Can you guys not just play videogames like everyone else?! Fighting for followers. What's the point? *Sigh*
They say every time you sigh you lose a few seconds of your lifespan. Well then, I'm definitely a Zombie. [¬º-°] ¬ (You know cause I'm already dead)
# RECENTLY ADDED !!! # (Revised simple synopsis)
This novel is a gag novel.
Don't take it seriously.
There is a story if you look carefully, but at first glance, all you'll see are weird references and memes all over the place. Oh and swears haha. Heads up "Fuck" is used as an adjective (Mostly in the first chapters).
This Novel is all about an OP MC that isn't exactly aware of how strong he truly is.
He is a mortal yet he can use power that belongs only to divinities.
His common sense tells him that he is pretty weak.
The only thing is his common sense is different from that of the entire world (isekai).
He will always strive to get stronger, but won't necessarily take the shortest path there is.
Lots of comedic situations will arise from various misunderstandings.
Leave your common sense at the door and come have fun with us!
Bear in mind this novel is my first one ever. It is possible to see the evolution of my writing style chapter after chapter. Hopefully, It should be somewhat constant around chapter 100 ish haha.
Also....join the discord haha!
# Author's note #
I felt the story wasn't progressing fast enough with my old release rate. I am upping it to 3 chapters a day. Legit starting full-time writing for a while. Time to become serious about this! *ties hair and adjusts glasses*
#Another failed synopsis#
COME FOR THE WEIRDNESS STAY FOR THE STORY!
Literary questionable yet so entertaining!
This novel is a gag novel.
Check FAQ for more info!
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- Awesome story
- Cool references
- Jokes
- Misunderstandings
- OP MC that strives to better himself
- So much swearing (less later)
- Lots of fun! (Leave your common sense at the door)
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This novel is unique in its genre for sure.
Is that good?
My readers will be the ones to judge!
A good writer analyses the trends and crafts a great story around it.
Then there is me.
I will open my own path.
One that will be full of obstacles.
But so what?
I am here and I am still standing.
That one unpopular author that believes.
So what if I am called mad?
As long as there are readers to follow me along I will never be lonely!
The Unnamed God Sect, we are Legion!
No matter our actual numbers.
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Schedule: 3 chapters a day, first one Midnight gmt+8
(6 total, wait for the other story for spirity ;) )
Editor: My readers pointing out mistakes ^_^
My Discord: https://discord.gg/TccuJPD
The cover is a work in progress by Liya
Paypall : https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ZombieTUG
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LET THIS NOVEL BE A TESTAMENT TO MY JOURNEY FROM NEWBIE WRITER TO MAFIA BOSS .....I MEAN ACCOMPLISHED AUTHOR! FROM THE ASHES I WILL EMERGE LIKE A BIG FLAMING BIRD! THANK YOU TO ALL THAT HAVE AND WILL SUPPORT ME ON THIS JOURNEY!