*sigh* I always wanted to be an actor you know. Star in big time movies, do interviews. I had this dream ever since I was a child, heh, I wonder how younger me would react if he saw this. "Kyah, harder senpai!" The actress above me shouted, she was completely unclothed, of course nothing was actually happening, just a whole bunch of smokes and mirrors. I layed there uncomfortably. You might be wondering why I even do this job. Well I have a basic face, one that you would expect from you average japanese male. "Faster, faster!" Shush I'm monologing.