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[NSFW] Oh Pornography (Oh Biology Parody)

I'm ace at sex anatomy, a master of conception

A nameless pimp who's skilled at making life

But still I sense a gremlin in her figure of perfection

She clearly has once gone under the knife

Let's see, it's boobies, clit and ass and oh my God she's got a penis

I wonder what she'll do if I can stay

Then she bends him right back over and she starts to--oh, sweet Jesus

And fucks the shit out of him straight away

I try to keep a focused mind and a steady hand (Ooh, keep focused, ooh, keep steady)

But my brain is thinking "damn, I can't believe she's a man"

Oh, pornography

What have you done to me

Now SafeSearch never controls my heart

Oh, pornography

Why won't you leave me be?

Why won't you clean the stains, take me back to the start

Because that's fucking hot