the quiet life of a secret lord

As far back as he could remember, Haven knew he was different. Exactly how, that he never got around to figuring out. And it didn’t matter really. He was never much of stickler for the boring details. He was going to be a secret lord reigning from the shadows. A lord of the underworld. And it would have made for a thrilling and suspenseful and dark and sinister tale, if only he had a shred of seriousness within himself.