52 -=Meeting the gang=-
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A/N: Read 10 chapters ahead in my P a T r E o N
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"Those two are the new recruits" Konan said, this was as much as she was going to present them
"Yo! Name's Rimuru" Rimuru waved with a grin stamped on his face
"Kaede" Well...
"Is there any reward on their heads?" Kakuzu asked what is important
"Not yet" Konan said, cause after the ruckus they caused, there was bound to be one
"Would you two perhaps want to hear about the glory and might of Jashin-sama?" Hidan asked with a bit of craziness on his voice
"Nah, I'm good" Rimuru instantly shot him down
"no" Kaede did as well
'I see no god up here, other than me
so why would I accept Jashin as one?' Rimuru thought
"HERESY!" Hidan screamed, but didn't do anything about it... yet
"They would make fine puppets..." Sasori commented
"And you would make a very nice shadow warrior..." Rimuru shot back, he knew Zetsu had told them about his know skills
"Or a very nice firewood" Kaede added, her black fire skill was also know, as she publicly told Naruto about it
"tch" Sasori retreated
"huum. I heard your first mission was a blast, Like art! Huum" Deidara said
"Yeah, cause art is an..." Rimuru said
"EXPLOSION, Huum!" Deidara finished, already liking the new recruit more than Tobi
"Sigh..." Kaede sighed as she facepalmed
We know the feel, right?
"They seem nice" White Zetsu said
"They seem hateful" Black Zetsu said
"Thank you and go fuck yourself" Rimuru answered with a smile
Kaede nodded to White Zetsu and asked Konan
"Can I burn the annoying one?"
"What? why?" White Zetsu asked perplexed
"..." Black Zetsu didn't push his luck, you can never tell how crazy an uchiha is, because they will always be crazier than that
"No" Konan said
"Why?" Kaede asked
"He is our spy" Konan said
"Tch" Albeit Kaede could suggest replacing him because of her shadow abilities, she knew they thought of it only as a moving method, not a spying one
That could end up being so useful you would never know
Now that everyone was properly introduced
"Hey puppet-boy" Rimuru called Sasori
"What do you want?" Sasori asked back
"Are you any good with poisons?"
"You bet"
"Perfect, I have a poison I wanted to test for a while now, can you help me on that?" Rimuru asked referencing his unused [Poison coating] skill
"Oi, fanatical dude" Kaede asked out to Hidan
"Huh?"
"How does that thing you talked about even work?" Kaede asked, wondering if Hidan's abilities would translate to a skill or if it wouldn't since it is Jashin's skills not his
And wondering still about Jashin himself
"OHH! What do you want to know?" Hidan, enthusiastic by having a possible future follower of Jashin talking to him, volunteered himself to explain
What a lively atmosphere...
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Seems like Rimuru slaughtering the sanbi gave Kiri a sense of urgency
I say that because they rushed to make Mei the mizukage, and thus she actually turned into the first female kage, followed by Tsunade 3 days after, changing even the order of this from the original.
At Konoha though, Tsunade wasn't having an easy time, dealing with waves of paperwork wasn't as easy as she thought it would
But some good things happened, and it was that Naruto, after he stopped being all Sasuke like sad was before... wait
Apparently his chakra control shot through the roof, but his new unhatched hero's egg covered for the missing demon on his belly and no one noticed
Strange, but what can you do?
"Okay you two, today is the day that you will meet your new teammate" Kakashi told Naruto and Sasuke
"hn..." Sasuke answered completely disinterested, why would he care?
"Sensei! sensei! Who is it? Who is it?" Naruto asked energetically, it is hard to believe he was depressive one day ago, huh?
"That would ruin the surprise, wouldn't it?" Kakashi smirked behind his mask, not that Naruto could see it but, he could feel it
"I LOVE your sarcasm..." Naruto crossed his arms and went to Sasuke, to theorize a bit about this new teammate of theirs
'Strange... Naruto never got sarcasm before, what happened to him to notice it?
Am I getting rusty?' Kakashi was worried about his career... as a ninja? not. that one he aced, but the other one
"Sasuke, do you think it will he a boy or a girl?" Naruto asked
"Hn..." Sasuke nodded, not paying one bit of attention to Naruto
"Do you think it will be someone strong?"
"hn..."
"Do you think-"
"HHHHNNNNN!" Sasuke hn'ed annoyed, can't Naruto learn what personal space is?
"What is your problem? I was just asking!"
"What is my problem? what is YOUR problem!" Sasuke shot back
And then they...
Argued, a lot... wait, what did you think I was going to say?
'Sigh... I hope this new member of team 7 isn't as crazy as them... at least I hope it isn't someone with so much need to start an argument over anything...' *insert flag here*
Kakashi sighed, in truth it was not that he wanted to keep a mystery, he just didn't knew who this new team member of team 7 was...
'Hehe, a ninja needs to know his ways with the words...' He thought to himself
Kakashi looked back at Naruto and Sasuke, only to find them pulling each others hair in what he could only describe as a girl fight, not trying to sound wrong but...
*Ahoo ahoo ahoo~*
Kakashi could swear he heard a crow calling them idiots, but it must be his imagination
"What are you two doing?" He asked, mentally facepalming
"It was this idiot who started!" Sasuke pointed at Naruto
"No, it was him who started!" Naruto pointed at Sasuke
"Sigh..." Kakashi felt a big headache, why are all of his students so... troublesome? as a Nara would normally say...
'I'll be damned...' He lamented... conveniently forgetting he could have taught them better, but decided to read his po*Cough cough* his book, instead