TBATE: THE LAZY BROTHER

OH hello there i did not know the story would start this early well you know i am still in my mother womb with my brother, well let's go to my past self.Well in my past world there were suddenly breach gates appeared all over the world and we were given powers some were lucky and some were not well i am the lucky ones because i were given the powers of king of hero giglamish 'THE GATE OF BABYLON' so you know i promised myself that i will save everyone from this hellhole and just like that i became a saviour to everyone in the world.I became worthy of excalibur which was in my treasury and finally defeated all those monters in gate i became the world saviour.But there were always some people who would be jealous of other powers,Well in my case the whole world was jealous of me they started mocking me giving me mental stress and well that did work on me and after that i became fully fledged otaku and after few years my death came,and the only one who came to my funeral was my mom'well that hurt a spot and from there i decided in the next world i would become a mob in my next world so that i would never become anyone enemy and just live a normal life'

Well that is my plan let's wait until we are born.

[9 MONTHS LATER]

Well in a night you could hear a screaming voice well that's my mom and after some time later the screamed stopped and baby crying voice came."Doctor why is only one of my baby crying what about the other one why isn't he cying"My mom asked, "well this is you some time special case where the baby don't cry" said a old woman

[MC POV]

'well here i am' You people might be thinking that i would be the baby who was'nt crying well you are definately wrong there because i was the one who crying like a bitch.Well i was not crying but cursing at the top of my house because what i felt was disgusting if i had some food in my stomach i might vomit well yeah how would you feel when you came out of womb with all these slimy things so i cried at the top of my lungs and when i was passed to my mom i felt warmth for her so i stopped crying.Well i was just kidding this is not enough to stop me so i cryed for entire ten minutes when the were were totally tired then i stopped crying and immediately sleep.'well that was fun' i thought while i slept.

[6 months later]

'Oh hello again i was getting bored anyways so these past months i was doing nothing well i did break the shit out of my parents,You know i was crying every night morning afternoon and evening acting like a normal baby and OH i forgot to tell you my name well my name is lex which i did like but not as much as gilgamesh.

So yeah today is the day when my brother 'arthur' took his first step as for me yeah well i don't wanna do something this stressful for my body so i was just where i was placed by my mom,When art'nickname i think i heard that name somewhere'reached near mom he fell into her grasp.As they started celebrating for art they stopped and looked at me in reponse i just used my secret jutsu 'crying jutsu' and after that i started crying.As they saw me crying they came towards me and mom took me to her embrace i instantly stopped crying and started laughing in my mind'minimum effort but result is same'.

[mc=1 year]

well i am one year old now and i started walking in my 10 month like a normal child,well if i wanted to i can start walking in 3month well because i am gilgamesh guys half-god remember that

present pov]

well not much is going on now i was just playing with my wooden horse and my wooden soldier as for art well he is in the library studying about magic and it's theory in it's world i have got say their their theory in it's world is not bad not good also,You know i can say that with their core they could handle their magic but that's it it i mean why do they need a core for magic in your body just make your body itself core'huh stupid humans'.Well this does not matter me so why bother all right "Go my soldier we are going to kill this goblin".

mc-2 year old]

today i am going to say my first word well if i wanted i coul have already said it but i just wanna create myself as a pretty slow person that i am just a average person nothing else.Well here goes nothing "ma-ma" "what what did you say? can you repeat that again lex" "ma-ma" i said spreading my hand towards her.she instantly picked me up and came running towards dad"Honey look our son spoke it's first word look alright lex who am i?" "ma-ma pa-pa" "Oh thank god he spoke i seriously thought that he was mute" 'Dude how can you say that to your son in front of his face looks like i need to who is the boss here' "crying jutsu" after that you should know mom beat the hell out of dad and made him sleep on the couch for a month as a punishment.Well that what he get for messing with me.

[several days later]

well i was outside of house greeting my neighbourhood friend,As to not show my parent that their child is not some freak like art who is matured for his age.As i was playing with my friends hero-monster game i heard a loud explosion towards my house"Hmm looks like he formed his core,well did he have to form his core in the house he should know that when he form his core it will exclude the man from his body then it will start forming a core tchh looks like i have to sleep in fred house." "And you are out hahhaaa ain't i am great" "Hey fred can i sleep at your house today"

"Hmm yeah why not we can play more games at my house.Let's Go" "Yeah!! let's go"