Hold Your Beer Boys

"Let's open the next time a paranormal agency kakatwo."

"Ya Lord Ignacius it would be a great idea to take cover as paranormal psychos."

"Ah, I think our Captain Mage would be our sanitar."

Sakura Uto and Magnum Mage are looking at them while counting their bullets.

"Let's move out in five. We have to catch war criminal before his tracks gets cold and we end up nuclear waste."

They board Tamagochi Tools van painted in rainbow colours with sticker on side, Sex Tools from Tamagochi.

"Why are we sitting in pink seats and the front panel is pink?"

"Dear Captain Mage, we are under scrutiny of budget and we're not able pressed for time to steal a better van, we could mark our tools van."

"Simon drop your English. I know your englese is poor but mimic in pink driver's seat is awful."

They start four liters petrol engine pistons pumping sparks and letting black steam out their chimney they drive off in rainbow assault van.

A little later it felt too hot for them to experience a combat situation while Sakura Uto were attempting to decipher encrypted files in Polov Dune's office upstairs.

Our team were ambushed in Polov Dune's mansion corridor from both entry points of left and right.

Magnum and Lord are taking cover from heavy fire responding with SIG MG tactical team rifles.

When Simon kicks the vent in and throws explosives in.

"Here is a glory hole for you, dirty Poles."

"Kurva!" They shout. The security team is running and jumping for cover but little too late.

Lord Ignacius replies to their screams before the explosion sets motion in silence. "Take that kurva."

Simon Says sits on top of the mountain of bodies he pulled in one place from a high charged grenade explosion.

"I always wanted to smoke a cigarette on a pile of dead bodies." He ends his cigarette smoke in the dead man's eye.

"Where are your heads now, criminals?"

Simon looks at them, all dead, thorned to pieces left in one big piece of dead meat, with eyes looking for a scream of mercy looking at nothing but faint air.

"You know until they will not tell us where the hostage is, we kill them." Magnum Mage let's his arm on Simon's shoulder before he checks his wrist watch to see what is taking so long our Lord Ignacius drive the Tamagochi Sex Toys van up the front door.

"We are now war criminals hunters, sensei?"

Sakura Uto slowly walks from top stairs looking at Simon and Magnum Mage. She is wearing black Swiss tactical gear, black and in grey strips of camouflage.

"How was it?"

"I have our VIP ID location time and date, the coordinates they will move their convoy in longitude and latitude somewhere along the coast."

"I see, yes we are hunting monsters here."

"Let's lock and load." Simon places a new cartridge in and loads a new shell a seconds before Ignacius pulls over outside forest mountains remote mansion doors.

"You look hot." Lord Ignacius looks at Sakura Uto behind the pink wheel and smiles with his large beard.

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"We need more muscle before we start our debut to take the kid back."

"I hope he will be happy back home in the north otherwise I end up going on a rampage over there after all those piles of bodies we left in the south to have peninsula saved."

"I think I know one candidate."

"What sensei?"

"We have a very great tour guide, you remember our Bibi Bit. He is half Korean and Thai."

"Ahh I see. He was a very great garbage truck driver."

"Maybe he knows more tour guides could aid sabotage their illegal human trafficking business before we kill them and rescue poor kid?" Lord Ignacius resumes the topic after Magnum Mage interrupted his conversation with Simon Says.

Simon pulls out a stolen mobile phone from one dead body left back in the mansion and dials Bibi Bit.

"Where did you get this phone?"

"I took it off the corpse and a couple piles of wons, these 500000 grannies are looking great."

"They must be old." Sakura Uto laughs, holding her breath in from Simon's poor joke.

"I was worried you lost your sense of judgement and spent your money on a phone they would track us."

They all start to laugh from Captain's Magnum Mage joke.

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"I am very happy to introduce my cousin , Ugis Tako, he is a fisherman slash human smuggler."

They smile and greet him but he does not speak looking at them with a straight face.

"I forgot to say he does not speak English."

He smiles. Captain looks at him and guides them to the rainbow van they stole.

"Let's talk inside before we continue any form of business."

They meet in the mountain's peak forest car park inside a geographical forest site.

"I will need all your mobiles inside my bag we could start working in confidential details. Arigato."

They board their vehicle and Simon hands out piles of cash to both subcontractors to make instalment payment before they start working.

"You know we are a very confidential business known as Littland Group. Our Jon Gi Sigis is a very well connected business leader who is willing to appreciate your help."

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Ignacius is walking through an alleyway and can see an old man sucking with his grey hair a black penis, half erected elder attempting to suck it up.

He sucks in from his nose a snot and spits on the floor.

"You are spitting in an image?"

"I never expected to see it."

"I hate killing time off work walking on old Seoul streets in party neighborhoods."

"I am not sure if we saw a party over there. It is a more raw horror we witnessed."

"Yes but we all can do is drink our beloved Soju and appreciate Korean barbecues before scheduled time of operation."

"Yes we cannot attract any attention before we finish our mission and take our leave back to the sunny shores of Thailand under palm trees."

"I hope Mark Ta will not draft too soon NATO SS Spartacus to pick us up."

"I am not worried about this right now but I am thinking if Police Dune was not clever enough to learn we are not after his money but cargo."

"I hope Ugis Tako is reliable enough as Bibi Bit describes."

"I miss Sakura Uto company. She said she must sleep extra longer before she recovers from combat stress fatigue."

"You look over there. I can see another great tent of Soju."

Simon shows the pouring sign with his hand at his mouth and both smiles rubbing their hands.

"You keep your mouth where your money is."

"I still have some left from those corpses."

They both burst into laughter.

When a radio signal comes through from Captain Mage.