Requiem Of The Killer Queen

It was a calm night, rain gently hit the ground, the smell of wet dirt entered my nostrils "Ah, what a way to go out. I managed to do all I wanted to, read all eight parts of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, read all of the Hunter x Hunter manga (except what's on hiatus), and all available chapters of Jujutsu Kaisen. Pft, and I thought that I would see Hunter x Hunter's end..." Those were my last words...

My name is Victoria Linux, 22 years old, I live in the north of NYC where most of the houses are. I love my peaceful life. I don't smoke but I occasionally drink, in my last checkup the doctor said everything was perfect. I like to get at least 6 hours of sleep every day. My favorite anime/manga are Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Hunter x Hunter. I have no interest in men only women, dated 17 in my life, and slept with 25. My waifu is Kugisaki Nobara from Jujutsu Kaisen. I ended up dying from a hit and run. The last words I heard were: "It's isekai time bitch."

Now that my introduction is done we can go to the present. After the accident, I found myself in a dark space. I couldn't move my body normally. It seemed like I was underwater, or more like I was submerged in petrol or some other thick fluid. Despite being in a weird place, I could breathe perfectly fine. Although initially, the panic made me believe I could not.

After around 20 minutes in the void as I've started calling this place I began to adapt. My arms could move freely, but only my arms and nothing else. "Bah! Where am I? I mean, I'm clearly in some kind of afterlife or purgatory... But I would like explanations please!" I said calmly. The last phrase was said louder and spoken like I was reaching for someone, which I hope it did.

"Bitch, why is ya interrupting ma sleep? I'm going to kick yo ass bitch! Oh wait it's a soul, forget what I said you didn't hear a thing" A voice from beyond listened to my prayers, except it doesn't look like a holy spirit or anything.

In confusion I blinked my eyes, and all the goo around me was gone. "Did you wait a long time? If yes, I'm sorry, the void is a very difficult place to detect stray souls like yourself."

"Oh... thank you? May I ask, who are you?" I asked the speaking air.

"Oh, my bad." Angelical music began to play, and the skies opened. "I am God, and I took a form that you are familiar with. A person that you humans consider God or something." Yes, he took the form of Morgan Freeman.

"Damn, I always wanted to meet Morgan Freeman! And God too, but in a situation that wasn't my death. But you know, it is what it is."

"Nah I'm kidding, I AM Morgan Freeman. That form is just one that I made to experience earth myself. I can't descend there in my spiritual form cuz I'm too strong, but as a powerless human, I can. I created that damn planet with some firecrackers that went wrong in an experiment, so why shouldn't I visit it?" He said with a laugh.

"Firecracker incident?" I asked with a weird face.

"Yeah, the Big Bang. I was making some firecrackers with the other gods and I mixed the wrong ingredients and kaboom." He said nonchalantly.

"How did no one ever think of that!? Some people think the earth is flat or controlled by a monkey, but no one thought of the firecracker kaboom theory, damn, those must have been some big ass firecrackers." Okay, flat earth team, Earth ain't flat bitch, just accept the truth.

"Anyways my friend, I have good news for you so since you died and went to the void, I need to give you three rolls at the reincarnation roulette, and yes you will keep your memories no matter what." Wow lucky me, my chance to lose my calm life, nice.

The truth is I don't like my calm life. I want adventure, action, but the normal world can't do that, but now I finally have the opportunity to get what I want. "Okay, one wheel will decide where you're going. The second one is your appearance. The third one is how much talent you will have for your world's power system."

"Interesting, okay I'll roll. One, two... three!" With all my strength I roll the wheel. It spun for around 30 seconds before stopping. "NICE!"

"Haha, quite the lucky one aren't you, Hunter x Hunter. Now go on to the second one. "Yes, I got the world from one of my favorite series! I feel like I'm in a fanfic or something. (Editor's Note: If only you knew honey.)

The second wheel fell on my waifu, Kugisaki Nobara.

"Phew, now the last one..... 'Protagonist Level' Hm... that looks good," I said while staring at the wheel

"Okay, are you ready to go?" God asked.

"Sure, so how does this work?" Of course, I had no idea how reincarnation worked so I had to ask.

"A portal will just open on the ground, so jump in it." I nod signaling that I'm ready and before I can do much more, I fall into nothingness.

(Sometime later)

"Push! I can see the head already!!" I heard a male's voice and some screams.

'Oh damn, I'm being born again!!!' I yelled in my mind. The feeling of being squished by some vaginal walls seems nice but as a baby, it sure isn't!

"Just a bit more!!! Phew, you did it *pants* she's a healthy baby girl" The doctor said while I got passed hand by hand until I was finally in my mother's arms.

Of course, I cried A LOT on the way to her arms and that reminded me of how annoying babies can be.

"Awwww, look at her! She's so cute!" My mother said, Her voice was sweet and gentle, although she is tired as hell, she can still demonstrate that much love. I hit the jackpot with this life huh.

Taking a good look at her face I found lots of similarities to Nobara, the eyes, hair, bone structure, etc. "Can I feed her already?"

'Hell yeah you can, I'm hungry as hell' I thought with hunger dominating my thoughts.

"Yep, I'll be leaving to do her registration, have a name for her?" Oh yeah, I completely forgot about my name, hopefully, I get Nobara or something.

"I do, Kugisaki Nobara" NICE! Cool family (apparently), favorite world, look like my waifu and protagonist-level talent, could I ask for more?

End of Chapter One

(Editor's Note 2: I'm new to editing so if I made a mistake I hope you understand. I'll also be leaving things to define a character's way of speaking and such. Hope you understand.)

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