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Reincarnated into a world of clichés

Guy died, reincarnated into an isekai world full of clichés from a novel. Like a certain red haired noble, he also dreams of living life as a slacker, and maybe get rich along the way. "This author must be really lazy to write such a short summary" said a voice "Cut him some slack, he created us" said another voice "You're saying that because you're the protagonist and he bribed you with money" "I don't turn down a $5 bill" "Cheapskate" "Shush" |Vote with all your power stones and give me good reviews or else I will eat all your cookies.| Author's note : As carefree and free spirit as the protagonist is, I don't plan on making him a hero, but a selfish person who does things only for his own gain. The novel will also end with a harem since the protagonist is a greedy bastard and want a semi cliché ending. P.S. The illustration belongs to the original owner and in no way do I own it, copyright infringement is not intended. if you want it removed, contact me. Disclaimer: This novel contains depictions of various views, beliefs, and ideologies that are solely for fictional and narrative purposes. They do not necessarily reflect the personal views, beliefs, or opinions of the author. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to real events, persons, living or dead, is coincidental. The author's intent is purely to create a work of fiction and not to endorse or promote any particular viewpoint or belief.

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Chapter 359: Nyx (3)

"Perseus, I'm so glad to see you." Hygeia greeted

"Well I punched Nyx in the face, so you can take credit for that as revenge since you got abducted here."

"So I really won't be forced to marry you any longer right?"

"Oh, unless you both fall in love with each other and marry each other yourselves, I will not force you into one. I swear this on Styx." Nyx promised

"Yeah, I can't see that happening unfortunately."

"Yeah, besides, I ship him with Zach." Hygeia said

"Oh that's definitely never happening. I would never marry him, I'd rather marry you than a guy who used to be be my sister."

"But you aren't blood related and this world has no law forbidding such relationships."

"Stop trying to justify that, no wonder Zeus has such a fucked up head. You should try to get with the times, we should implement more modern rules. I already set some of them for the demon kingdom and for the Crimson kingdom, which is still waiting for approval."

"Us gods don't really have to worry about such things, we're gods, so things like diseases and illnesses are non existence to us." Nyx responded "So we can mess around as much as we want, though it would get boring quick if we have too many affairs."

"Just become mortal then, relationships would become more meaningful since you have a shorter life. Everything would become more meaningful."

"Yeah, I wish I can experience that, all the people I loved died, I even buried some of my descendants. I really thought maybe falling in love would finally let me die, but nope." Cain sighs

"You're even making me depressed." Nyx commented "Have you considered taking therapy?"

"Trust me, I have. Most didn't really help when they realized who I really am, so they kept me as a pet and used me for freak shows."

"Yeah, you need therapy man." Damon suggested "Pasithea worked for Perseus and Hypnos, maybe she'll work for you too."

"How will you guys get god to go to therapy with me then?" Cain questioned "I'm pretty sure none of us have contact with him, even my father and mother doesn't. I mean they do, just not anymore after making contact with me and leaving heaven against his orders with thoughts of revenge."

"You need to look towards the bright side of things, like me."

"Having a kid will reduce your freedom, your sleeping time,, your wallet. They contribute to the world problem of overpopulation and unhappiness." Cain replied "Sometimes kids even are the cause of divorces and breakup between lovers."

"..." I really have no reply this time which is new since I always have a retort, I even have an essay prepared for .

-I mean...he's right, you know.- Siege commented

-He got you good there.- Damon agreed

-Having a kid isn't that bad- Diana argued -Besides, we're rich, why should we care about financial problems? You will meet a long term relationship goal by having a relationship.-

-They will bring joy to you. Imagine watching them grow up, it's like one of the best things about life.- Dabria added -I would go on a rant since I'm the goddess of life and passionate about the topic, but I pity the author sometimes, so I won't make him write a 10 000 word chapter.-

| Thank you. |

"Besides, shouldn't you be at home right now with your pregnant girlfriend?" Cain asked

"Let's not talk about my bad traits, after this, I need a long rest at home to look after Eliza."

"You're cheating on your girlfriends with that goddess of yours in a secret relationship, I'm sure that will also disappoint them even further if they know."

"Wow. Evil. I knew I liked you." Nyx commented

"Me and Dabria are not even in a secret relationship, stop bringing that up without the right context."

-So what is the context?- Diana asked

-Just stop it Diana. Curiosity kills the idiot.-

-Are you implying that I'm an idiot?-

-No! I just can't use cat, Ace is a cat. He may be curious, but he's pretty smart and strong enough to defend himself.-

"Now, let's go to the vault and get your fragment before you race off to gather the other 7." Nyx said "They are all highly guarded, the titans who were imprisoned already escaped from their bonds, Hades doesn't know it since they pretend to be still captured when he comes to check."

"He will know now."

"Well you better hope he comes and help then. You'll be facing the original titans, like Helios, Oceanus, Iapetus and many more down here, by the time you defeat them, you should be able to beat most gods that attend the banquet with their reincarnates, even your own goddess."

"That's a big if. Besides, why is Helios down here, he wasn't banished to Tartarus."

"Remember the tale of his son, Phaethon?" Nyx asked

"Guy rides horse too close to the planet and scorch it so Zeus stopped him by blasting him into a charred corpse. His sisters then found his charred body at a river which I forgot the name of continually burning the river due to him earlier riding the sun chariot so they stayed by his side since they can't retrieve the body and the sisters loyalty to stay by his side cause Zeus to take pity and turn them into a tree which their tears are amber?"

"I'm surprised you can say that without taking a breather or any break at all" Nyx applauded

"He's a celestial, so he can hold his breathe for much longer." Hygeia pointed out

"I heard the rumor that he's joining them so that he can get them back. He wants to revive them while taking revenge on Zeus. He was angry with Zeus for a long time and now he's riding the wave and join the opposition, is that true?" Cain asked

"You're pretty much hitting the nail right on the head." Nyx nodded "Helios wants to revive the dead."

"Well I'm going to face off against the sun titan, I'm going to use his chariot to infuse with my ring."