Chapter 232: Not my first rodeo
"Just go in, not my first rodeo" I sigh
-Fate is cruel, Dabria is cruel and everything is cruel, why can't I just slack off in peace?! Why can't I just be summoned in a world where world peace would be achieved after I kill the demon lord while building a harem along the way?! Why is that so hard to write?!-
| Don't put the blame on me, I did nothing |
-They get more views than you while being shittier! Write me like that! What's next?! The 4th wall is gonna manifest as a person and come after me for revenge?!-
| That would be a good plot twist, wouldn't it? |
I then rambled on some more.
-The girl is a dhampir and the guy is human- Dabria informed
-Oh this is so entertaining to listen to- Ace laughed
-Yeah, very amusing- Siege agreed
"Oh yes, this again" Mom exclaimed excitedly as she opened the door "To think I would see my grandchildren so soon, my heart isn't ready to take this all in"
"Then why are you so excited when your heart can't take it?!"
"Well Perseus, your house, right?" Dad asked "It's definitely be able to accommodate our...guests"
"Yep, you 2 get your asses into this warp gate"
"Oh no, that's your angry face, I don't like that" the girl gulped
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"Mom!" The guy said once he saw Eliza
"I knew that my presence changed something" the girl exclaimed "Dad, I know that this is wrong, but break up with those 2!"
"Um why?"
"You should be married to Emma Silver, not them!" the girl proclaimed
"No he just has to break up with one of them, because he should be married to Elizabeth Silver!" the guy countered
"Settle down, you 2. You're 2 are not the first time that this happened" Diana giggled as she is amused at the situation
-My situation can wait, because this is funny- Diana said
"Please tell us your names first" Damon instructed
"I'm Jade Silver" the girl introduced "Daughter of Perseus and Emma Silver, an S rank adventurer"
"And I'm Aiden Silver" the guy introduced himself "Son of Perseus and Elizabeth Silver, one the the best smith the world have to offer"
"Ok, so I'm married to 2 girls whose names starts with the letter 'E', should've just added Eleanor and make it 3. You 2 wait here, make small talk, I'll go get professor Emma for blood resonance"
"Wait mom is your professor?" Jade asked
"Did I never tell you in your timeline? Or she isn't one there?"
"Was that what you meant when you said that you met at the academy...?" she mumbled as she came to a realization "Was that why uncle Craig never approved...?"
"Perseus, I think that she's just as innocent as her mother" Lia commented
"She's raised by me"
"Yeah, good point" she nodded "I still love you though"
I then warped to the professor's house and see her having tea, she then jolted once she realized I was in her house.
"Perseus, how do you know where I live?" Professor Emma asked "This is my new house"
"Just don't talk and come with me" then grabbed her arm and warped her to the front of the house "Take of your shoes please"
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"It's a match" Uncle john announced as he finished the blood resonance.
Professor Emma then fainted on the couch.
-Last time, it was Dabria and this time, her-
-Anyone would faint if they were to have children with you of all people- Dabria retorted
-Lia didn't and Eliza also isn't-
-Well they're not normal, name other girls who's stupid enough to go out with you-
-You- me and the rest of my bonds responded
-That's an alternate timeline, that doesn't count!- she argued
"You mean she's actually my sister? The glutton?" Aiden asked
"Just so you know, I have a very normal weight and I am very healthy" Jade pouted
"Perseus, please take your fainting professor back to her home" Mom requested "I'm sure she needs rest after...this"
"Oh Perseus, I would love to stay over today after you get back, but I think I got a few papers that I need to help my brother with" Lia said as she got up to leave "So Eliza will get you for today"
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"Um Wally, where's her bedroom?"
I had to carry professor Emma in my arms. And she lives alone, so the only one I can ask are her bonds, Wally and Wilson who are both currently at the stable.
"You do realized that you shouldn't be in the kingdom, right?" Wilson asked
"The kingdom is now subservient to my organization, I eliminated my bounty"
"You grabbed her out of nowhere, now she's asleep and her clothes is messy..." Wally observed "I thought more highly of you"
"Yeah, and now he wants to take her to the bedroom" Wilson nodded "You really betray our expectations, I know that you 2 technically have a daughter in the future by what she told us, having one today is still too fast"
"Well then I'm placing her in the stable"
"It's first floor, first room to the left" Wally said as I warped her and place her on her bed
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"Where are the rest?" I asked as I got into the house
"They're resting, so I have you to myself" Eliza answered as she hugged me "So what do you have planned?"
"Yup, to the bedroom"
"You can't sleep after I have you for myself" she complained
"Nope, not what I meant" I then pick her up and carried her to my room
She then realized what I meant
"Oh you mean with me, um I kissed a guy before but this is a first" she mumble nervously
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"Wake up sleepyhead" Lia said as she lightly shook me up "Luckily you gave me those spare keys, since you always lock those doors"
"...Oh Lia, what time is...why are you here so early? It's 2:30 in the morning"
"Luckily I didn't wake her up" Lia said as she looked over to Eliza "She's exhausted, you do realized that despite her being a smith, she's human right? I'm a nymph and even I can't keep up with you and especially not her on her first time"
"Of course, I'm not a beast" I whispered back "I'm half vampire which doesn't count"
"You wish you weren't a beast"