Reborn in HP

"Where the hell am I?" I question out loud when I open my eyes and look around.

Looking around, all I see I darkness, darkness up, darkness down, darkness right, darkness left, darkness back and darkness front.

The last thing I remember is jogging on the road, hurrying to get back home since dark rainy clouds were rolling in. Getting caught in the rain would not be pleasant. "Should have looked at the weather forecast today" I thought while running, and then… nothing. Just darkness.

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After waiting for something to happen for who knows how long, something finally happens.

A bright flash of light flashes in front of my eyes, and through squinted eyes, I make out a tall figure wrapped in white light.

Closing my eyes to not go blind, I call out, "hello?".

"You can open your eyes child; the light will no longer hurt." Comes a deep, soothing and familiar voice.

Thinking about the situation being familiar, I open my eyes and my doubts get cleared in an instant.

"I knew you were a god; no one can have such a perfect voice." I exclaim to the figure sitting in a chair in front of me.

Wearing a pristine white shirt, with a bright white suit on top with a white tie is none other than the figure of the one and only Morgan Freeman.

"Yes, yes, while I may look like young Freeman to you, that is only because my children on Earth think of me as him. So, one thing you got wrong is that young Freeman is not a god, but I am, at least to you." Says god, sitting on a luxurious chair.

"Oh. But that's cool. But this image does fit you Mr. god. So, if I may ask, why exactly am I here?" I ask, confused about the whole familiar situation.

"Well, as you may have already guessed, you have died, which might have been my fault. I was coming out of my house, and looked at the sun, forgot I was living as a human for a while, and had the urge to sneeze. I tried to suppress it, but that instinct was just too much for a human body, so I might have tried to stop it with my divinity, but it was too late, and I sneezed anyway, while channelling my divinity. That caused a blast filled with my divinity which unfortunately hit you." Explained god with just a tiny, tiny bit of regret. One could not hear it, but it was still there.

"Oh, so that's what happened. Quite different than what I have read recently, its usually someone getting run over by a truck which is either your employee, or your child's toy, or just a runaway prankster. So, what now?" I ask to god.

"Nothing much, you would have lived for another 70 years anyway, so I might as well compensate you with 7 wishes, one for each decade." Said god.

"Nice. But can I ask a few questions before wishing?" I ask.

"No need, let me explain. Any world is possible, except your previous world, kinda messes up the whole reincarnation business. My accountants will have my ass if I mess it up again. You need to wish for you to keep your memories. Another to choose your body and the rest is up to you." God explained.

"Oh, that's kinda bad. But I can't really say much about it. I already got this much so let get on with this. Can I have a few minutes to decide?" I ask.

"Take your time, time doesn't pass here the way you think." Remarked god.

"Good." Saying so, I started to think up of all the possible choices I could have.

A solid half an hour later, I made up my mind.

"Ok, so if I may choose, I would like to keep my memories, of course, then I would like to inhabit the body of Harry Potter. Have the library of heavens path bound to me. Have Byakugan and Sharingan without the curses and just need training to upgrade them. Then the life experience of Madara Uchiha and finally the ability to travel to any world I can imagine."

"Quite OP for the HP verse, don't you think? Well, I don't think you'll stay there for long, but anyways, let's review your choices. 1, memories, 2, body of harry, 3, the library, 4, Sharingan without curse and upgradeable with training, 5, Byakugan upgradeable with training, 6, life experience of Madara, and finally world travel. Is that right?" he asks.

"Yep, that sounds about right." I reply without a thinking pose.

"Well, then off you go. But remember, if you want to cross worlds, just try to reach out to me through your mind, and I let you through, ok." He says while waving his hands.

A bright purple portal appears beside me, and he motions for me to step through. I do as he says, and the next thing I know is complete darkness.

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