PJO: Wait... This Ain't Kansas

For the love of Mundus' ass, can't I catch a damn break? I've just came back from Hell just a few months ago with both Dante and Vergil, and now I'm stuck in this new universe for an indefinite hiatus? Ugh... Dad, no offense, but the family luck sucks ass. Whatever, I'll just keep doing what I do. Kill whatever I can to make a living. Monsters? Gods? Eh, that doesn't spook me at all. I've dealt with worse, a horny Patty. *shivers in fear* I'm almost 40, Patty! ... Shit. Hopefully Nero can stop them from burning the house down... Again. I just repaid for insurance last week! PJO x DMC [Hiatus For Now]