"AAAAAAAH!" Tatsumaki woke up yelling from a nightmare. She was sweating and her heart rate is high. "Always these dreams."
'I need to make breakfast.' She thought, she got off her bed and headed to, the kitchen. "What should I make for breakfast?"
.-
Some minutes later
She did everything she needed to do. So she got bored and decided to go outside and kill some monsters.
She is flying at flashy flash speed. She saw her favorite place and went there to buy some stuff.
"Did you guys hear about it?"
"Of course we did."
"That new Class S hero, I don't know how he moved up the ranks so fast" Tatsumaki heard other people saying. She was wondering which one the toaster or baldy?
"You mean the bald guy?" Someone else said.
"Yes, I saw him one punching a monster."
"He saved me."
"He is my favorite hero."
Tatsumaki was getting annoyed by all these people talking about the baldy. "I should visit him. And what rank is he now?" she wondered
"Hey Genos, I'm heading out," Saitama said to Genos.
"Master, where are you going?" Genos asked Saitama. And was repairing the toiled Saitama accidentally destroyed.
"Just going grocery shopping," Saitama said and opened the door and went outside. "I hope I come monsters in the way."
.-
'Why did I move up to rank 11?' He thought 'It was too easy, I thought it would have taken months. I really need to slow down. I'm moving too fast ranks.' He was deemed in his mind thinking until he noticed something.
Everyone in the street was staring at him. He didn't like that, he even heard playing talking about him.
"Isn't that the new hero?"
"Yes, it's him."
"I need his autograph."
Saitama was feeling uncomfortable about it. He wondered why are they'll start at him? 'Did I do something to them? if so, I need to say sorry.'
"Hey, mister hero. Can I have your autograph?" a little girl said. Saitama looked at her, she was like 10-12 years old.
"Hm, oh sure," Saitama said with a deep voice trying to be cool. He was happy he got a Fanclub.
"Thanks, mister!" the girl jumped and hugged him. "You're welcome," Saitama replied. The little girl waved at Saitama and went back to her mother.
.-
"Oh, the baldy is becoming popular?" Said someone behind Saitama. He looked and saw Tatsumaki. "So, Where are you going?" She asked him.
"What do you want?" he replied.
"Come one, can I not hang out with a 'Friend' baldy?" She said sarcastically. He was silent. "Hello? Hey egghead, are you deaf or what?"
"oh sorry, I was thinking about what I want to buy." He replied, "You can come with me if you want or else go back."
"Of course I'm coming. I don't want to go back to that hell hole." She said and walked next to him. "And what is your rank now?" She asked him
"11." He casually replied. Tatsumaki was speechless. He is the first one that moved up the ranks so fast. It was her first time she actually was scared that he might take over rank 2.
"Are we friends?" He said remember when she said friends to him. "Of course not I was just joking about that." She replied. She looked at him and thought
'How did he become this stronger? I would be stronger if I went all out, but his strength is insane for someone like him.'
"Hey Saitama, how did you become this strong?" She asked him, maybe he was experimented or born with this power, or maybe he gained it from something unknown.
"Ok listen, you may not believe me but it's true." He said.
"Come on baldy, you know I will believe 100%," She said hiding her excitement. "Ok listen very carefully." his face turned from egghead to a serious face. A face Tatsumaki never thought he could make.
"100 Push-ups 100 sits ups 100 squats and a 10Km run! Every single day! And of course, make sure you eat three meals a day. Just a banana in the morning is fine. But the most important thing is to never use A/C or heat in the summer or winter. So that you can strengthen the mind. In the beginning, you wish you were dead. You might start thinking what's the harm of taking a day off? But for me, in order to be a strong hero, no matter how tough it was, even if I was spitting blood, I never stopped. I kept doing squats when my legs were so heavy they refused to move. Even when my arms started making weird clicking noises, I kept doing push-ups. A year and a half, I started to notice a difference. First, I was bald... And I had become stronger! In other words, you gotta train like hell to the point where your hair falls out. That's the only way to become stronger." He said as he broke his own 20 words or less rule.
"You know when I said 'I will believe you 100%'? Well, I take it back!" She said laughing at Saitama.
"HAHAHA! I c-can't stop laughing at your joke! Come on tell me your real story, not some half-assed story." really he thinks I believe that just tell the real story Saitama, but when she looked at his face she saw he was actually telling the truth. "You know what, I just remembered I had some important things to do." She said and waved to him "Bye baldy." and she flew away.
"Yeah bye." He said I knew she wouldn't have believed.
"Humans! If you wish not for annihilation, take heed! I bear a message from the depths!" Some creepy giant brown octopus with four yellow eyes and a weird mouth Said. "Thereafter you shall become our nourishment, human scum-" But was interrupted by a bald guy walking towards him. "Nice head! Are you related to an octopus by any chance?"
Mumen Rider came to the place where the monster was. and saw the octopus half his body exploded.
"I heard it was that Saitama Guy."
"I don't know what kind of power he has but he can see it's powerful"
.-
'He takes every opponent out with a single punch' was on the HA website.
'I wish I could meet him one day'
'I mean, he moved from rank 18 to 11 in less than a month'
.-
"Help! Somebody!" yelled a blonde lady with a bikini on the beach.
"We, the clan of the Seafolk, now rule the surface. It is useless to resist!" said a yellow octopus. And8 grabbed a man and was about to crush him but his tentacle was cut off.
A black-haired guy landed on a car. "You'll pay for that, human!" The yellow octopus said.
"The Class A hero Stinger, rising in popularity and currently 11th in rankings, is here to help," Stinger said.
"It's stinger"
"We're saved!"
"Go for it!"
"Well now... Anyone who needs a new blowhole drilled their torso, step right up
"Ring! Ring!" Genos was called by HA.
"Oh, excuse me... City J? It is a bit far. Are there no competent heroes nearby?" He said as he walked away from Saitama.
"Busy guy..." Saitama said
"Sensei! The monster you defeated on your way home the other day. Called itself one of the 'Seafolk' right?" Genos asked Saitama
"I forget," Saitama replied. He turned the tv on and started watching the news.
"Several monsters calling themselves the 'Clan of the Seafolk' have appeared in City J and are attacking anyone in sight." Was the news girl saying?
"A Class A hero fighting them all alone and on the brink of death," Genos said
"His extreme fatigue and pain are apparent. Prompt response from the Hero Association id desperately needed" Said the news girl
Mumen Rider was preparing. "Hang on!" He said as if he could defeat them.
"Threat level is Tiger it might move up to Demon"
.-
"hey Genos, we should go to city J," Saitama asked Genos. He was putting on his hero uniform.
"Alright, master." Genos nodded. They went out of the apartment heading to city J.
"I gotta say, you"ve got spunk, you slimy bastards," Stinger said. "My beloved Bamboo Shoot here is happy to be battling with some grit for a change."
"You can quit your boasting human! You ridiculous fan club has runoff." Said a Shark monster.
"But your death will not be easy. For taking of our brothers' lives, long will we cause you to suffer." An ugly monster with tentacles in front of his mouth said.
"It's a lot easier without an audience!" Stinger jumped and used his killer move.
"Sing, Bamboo Shoot!" he yelled and his spear went through all four monsters and killed them all.
"Gigantic Drill Stinger Quadruple Thrust!" He yelled once again and landed on the ground.
"I did it."
"I did it! These monsters were probably a God level threat... And I defeated them all by my-" before he could continue his praise for himself. he got punched in the stomach
"You know, when something's so annoying, it is a pleasure to watch it die.
.-
"How much farther?" Saitama asked Genos. They're running at high speed
"We are almost there. But I am getting no readings, I will scout ahead. Once I have confirmed their location I will let you know." Genos sad and used his boosters to go beyond his limit speed.
"oh... hey!" Saitama said but Genos was gone already.
"This is an announcement from the Hero Association. The threat level is Tiger. All citizens please stay clear of the area." The alarm warned the citizens.
"Tiger? I hoped it would be Dragon." Saitama said.' I should run faster or else I might not be able to fight the monster.' He thought
.-
"Mumen Rider here. I'm heading in. Give me the location" He asked the Hero association via is mobile.
"All lines are busy at this time-" he closed the mobile.
"Where are they?" He asked himself
"Hey, best forget it!" He heard some yelling at him. when he stopped he saw a Bunch of C Class heroes.
"Class C heroes can't handle this one." A-C class hero said to Mumen
"Emergency evacuation warning. The threat level has been raised from Tiger to Demon. All residents of City J, please evacuate immediately."
"See what I mean?" The C class heroes said to Mumen.
Men just ignored them and went to the place.
"Evacuate? How foolish. As if I'd allow even one of the apes to escape." A green monster with a king's cape and a crown.
"So that's the one that got Stinger... But he's the last of 'em." A yellow-haired guy with a lighting logo on his cheeks said."Should I wait for backup? If it's just on one, I can-" Before he finished his speech the monster was already behind him.
"AAA BGHOAHAAA!" Lighting Max yelled and kicked the monster.
"That smarts. Why would you do that?" The green monster said.
'Dammit, how'd he get behind me? I was so surprised my voice went all funky. Plus, my gunpowder-charged lighting kick had zero effect!' Lighting Max thought.
"Who are you?" The green sea monster asked him.
"I am, Lighting Max the hero... Fight me." Lighting Max said.
"Fight you? Of course" The green sea monster punched Lighting Max in the stomach and sent him through a building.
"What happened?" Lighting max questioned. "I can't feel my body..." he stood up and kicked the deep sea king. But it had no effects. He was thrown out of the building. But before he could fall on the ground someone caught him.
"I'm a Class S hero. I escaped the prison just to see you." A guy with prison clothing said. "I'm pri pri prisoner." The Prisoner said.
"Well, well. A hero serving time in prison?" Speedo sound sonic said. "I tagged along and was able to escape too." He said. "My thanks."
"Prisoner number 4188, sonic, right?" Prisoner said but sonic was surprised, how can he know him?. "Suprised? he. You see, I check up on all the boys who catch my eye." He said and talked further(I'm skipping it)