#11 Yakiniku Q

I was on my way to Yakiniku Q but I met a black cat on the way and decided to take a detour so I went down another side street but there was a slanted ladder on it so I turned around back to the main street and wanted to take a third way but in this street lay a broken mirror. So I climbed onto the roof of one of the houses and wanted to continue from there to meet my friends but then I saw a man in a green spandex tracksuit who said: "Today I'll definitely beat him."

I knew exactly what was happening here, I went up to him in the roof and said:

"What are you doing here mister?"

Might Guy grined and turned around.

Guy: I'm waiting for my eternal rival, young man, so I can finally defeat him. His name is Kakashi and he lives in the house over there. I'm waiting for him, so that the strength of my youth can make him look old.

Guy stomped on the ground and I saw the roof crack and collapse under us. We both fell down and there was everywhere dust in the air as we landed. When the dust settled there was a voluptuous woman in her underwear standing before us.

The Women screamed: "You perverts get out of my apartment or I will call for the police force."

She threw us both onto the street out of her window.

Women: When I you two perverts here ever again then I swear to kill both of you.

Kakashi: Guy, I didn't even know that you like compulent women?

We both looked up to see who said this and saw Kakashi standing in front of us.

Guy jumped up and said: "Kakashi you don't understand, I was just on the lady's roof waiting for you, then I met this boy and the strength of my youth brought us then into the woman's bedroom. No, that's not what I meant either. I, we..."

Kakashi: It's alright Guy, I get it. Who is the boy beside you?

Guy: We had not yet made acquaintance. I'm Might Guy the green beast of konoha and this is my eternal rival Kakashi Hatake.

Haru: My name is Shikaharu Nara and I am pleased to meet you or not?

Kakashi: Why were you on the roof Shikaharu?

Haru: There was a black cat on the street and when I tried to go around it, there was this ladder and then a broken mirror and so I wanted to go over the rooftops to my meet up with my classmates, who I took out to dinner because I became Genin today.

Guy: How old are you?

Haru: I am 6 years old.

Guy: This is the power of youth, six years old and already a Genin. Kakashi, he could soon become our rival too. But wait, we still have a duel to play out Kakashi.

Haru: If you both want, you could come to Yakiniku Q with me, I get 50% off all orders there and you could fight who can eat more meat without drinking anything? Judging by your vests, you're both on a higher ninja rank than me. You're veterans who might have some cool stories for me and my friends, who are still at the academy and hearing about your adventures of the battlefield would be worth the small change for me. So are you willing to come with me?

Guy: Of course we come with you or Kakashi? We can't abandon the youth's thirst for knowledge and experience.

Kakashi: Sorry Guy, my mind was elsewhere after his explanation reminded me of someone, what did you say?

Guy: This coolness, ah, my heart burns.

Kakashi: Guy, I'm coming too, you don't have to drool all over your suit right away.

Haru: Cool, the others will surely be happy about it.

We then went to the restaurant together and met the others there.

Naruto: Hey Haru, we've been waiting for you, who are your two friends?

Haru: Sorry for the delay, there was a black cat and a ladder and a broken mirror and a hole in a roof and a women who kicked my ass. Anyway these are Kakashi Hatake and Might Guy, they want to tell us some shinobi war stories after their match.

Naruto's eyes sparkled and he said: "That's so cool. By the way I'm Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki and I will become the next Hokage. But now come in Haru, the others are waiting for you."

Kakashi didn't expect to see Naruto here and fell into deep thought's.

Guy: Kakashi come my youthfull flame will burn more calories than yours.

Guy pushed Kakashi into the restaurant and greeted the others.

Half an hour later.

Two fats sat next to each other.

Guy: I will beat you Kakashi.

Their cheeks overquilted, they had twice the body mass as usual.

Blürrrr, a rainbow shot out of Guy's mouth. Kakashi: Iii haavee wwwooon.

All of my friends stared at them. Naruto started to doubt they were real ninja's.

Choji stole everyone else's food as we looked at them and Iruka Sensei tried to divert our eyes, so he told the story of how he got his scar, saying he fended off 10 Jonin's on a S Rank mission and that he barely survived. Everyone was amazed including Guy and Kakashi. Kakashi and Guy recovered and told a few stories, including Kakashi telling a story about Minato and as he was about to end it Naruto shouted: "Cool, I'll be Hokage soon and I'll surpass the 4th Hokage for real, believe it!"

Kakashi had tears in his eye.

Kakashi: Guy your mouth smells of onions.

The Owner Kamatsu came to our table.

Kamatsu: Shikaharu, I wanted to thank you again for your sauce's recipes. Our income increased by 30% in the last year, so as a small token of gratitude I wanted to give you a little premium meat for free.

Haru: Thank you, but that wasn't necessary.

Kamatsu: But I owe you a lot, I insist on it.

Haru: Then I thank you for it, Mr. Kamatsu.

Ino took my hand to hold it and whispered in my ear: "Remember your promise to see me as often as possible, ok?

I whispered into Ino's ear: "How could I forged to visit the most beautiful woman in Konoha, as often as possible?"

Ino blushed.

Guy looked at the two of us and yelled: "Young love Kakashi, that's the power of youth, the passion burns in them!"

He gave us a thumbs up and grinned at us.

Ino: Haru this guy is strange, I find him creepy.

Guy banged his head on the table and pouted in self pity.

We celebrated a little longer and later I paid the bill. Then I brought Ino home together with Shikamaru and introduced them to Urah on our way. They both couldn't believe their eyes when my shadow stood next to them and waved with his hands at them.

Skikamaru didn't understand how it all worked and tried to move his hand through the shadow and realized that Urah had a solid body.

Urah then disappeared back into my shadow and we went on.

Ino kissed me goodbye on my cheek and Maru and me walked home.

I and Shikamaru walked down a dark side street and there was a man in front of us, we couldn't see his face.

Man: So she kissed you goodbye?

I got goosebumps when I heard those words.

Man: Hurt my little girl just once and you'll never be able to walk the streets at night again.

I swallowed and the man disappeared into the darkness again.

Shikamaru: What was that?

I had sweat on my forehead.

Haru: I think I know who it was.

We then went home undisturbed.