MHA: CAFÉ

'Where am I? It feels comfortable, and peaceful?' I opened my eyes and there I saw a vast blue sky with beautiful clouds of different shapes and sizes, there was no sun, only the sky and water floor reflecting the sky above.

Confused, I looked around my surroundings and there I saw an old man...? And he is GLOWING? like a wave of holiness befell my body, I kneeled towards the old man.

"Fufufu, I must say, you've gone out in quite a wild way young man, It is certainly bizarre!" Said the old man chuckling, making me quite embarrassed for some reason.

"Now you may be wondering why you're here" The old man continued "Simply put... You died, from masturbation at that!" He let out a big chuckle.

Memories then flooded through my head like a damn tsunami. I let out a painful groan and sweats dripped down from my chin.

After remembering everything, my eyes widened and I quickly became red all over, I put my hands over my face to hide the embarrassment I'm feeling.

"fufu, there's no need to be embarrassed, child" He said to me while patting my head with his warm hand. I peeked through my hand tried to reply.

"B- but-" He cut me off and said to me "It's okay it wasn't your fault, it is the fault of that damn GOD KING! bullying me just because I'm the weakest among them! IT PISSES ME OFF!" He yelled

'Weakest?' I thought to myself as sweat formed on my cheek 'Why do I feel something's cliché...!!!' I quickly raised my right hand as high as I can to make the complaining R.O.B notice me

He noticed the hand and looks at me "Um, am I gonna get isekai'd?" R.O.B raised an eyebrow... I think? I DON'T KNOW MAN! HE IS A WALKING L.E.D LIGHT!

"?"

'Did he just forgot that I was here?'

"Oh yes! You will be transported to the world of MHA!" R.O.B puffs out his chest proudly but somehow I felt an evil intention from him

'MHA? The world of quirks?' i thought as R.O.B continued

"You will be given 6 wishes! in accordance to the years you've suffered from that God King's curse!" R.O.B said

Something's feels off, first getting isekai'd to MHA, second a R.O.B is granting me 6 wishes, And third he said something about a curse?

I raised a hand

"Yes?"

"Um, L-Lord R.O.B, you said something about a curse? what is it? and why am I getting isekai'd?" I asked hesitantly to which he responded brightly while his tone gradually becoming menacing

"Well about the curse, The God King cursed you with insatiable lust as a means of bullying me! so I, as the R.O.B of your world, am also responsible for you, as to why I'll be transporting you to MHA, it will be a payback! fufufu, I MAY BE AN ANT COMPARED TO HIM BUT WHEN IT COMES GRANTING WISHES, AND GIVING GIFTS, EVEN GOD KING WILL HAVE TO KNEEL BEFORE ME!" R.O.B declared proudly

I followed by saying "How is transporting me to MHA exactly paying him back?" I questioned to which he replied evily. which gave me goosebumps

"It's simple! MHA is one of his favorite worlds, so if I influence that world and make it mine, I'm sure he's going to lose* it! hehe get it? Anyway all you have to do is to slowly influence the main cast during the original plot, and leave everything to me if the God King comes after you"

I saw no reason to refuse the revenge plan, so I gave R.O.B a nod and my and his smile grew wider

We talked about the God King bullying towards R.O.B, for hours

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"So have you decided on your wishes?" said R.O.B with a slight sadden tone

"Yep!" I replied "For my first wish, I wish for infinite potential"

"Granted!" R.O.B snapped his fingers "You are now part of the Hero Tribe"

"For my second wish, I wish to have the ultimate skill [Lord of Wisdom Raphael]"

"Granted! after all you aren't that smart" said mockingly

"Fck you say!? *cough* anyway for my third wish, I wish to have [All fiction] with steroids as my quirk"

"Granted!" R.O.B snapped his fingers again

"I have a question, I'm getting transported not transmigrated or reincarnated right?" I asked to clarify

"Yes" R.O.B replied "I've taken care of your documents in that world so there will be no suspicions of your existence in that world, I've given you a house for you to settle in." he said warmly

"Also as a bonus, I've gifted you cooking skills leagues above Yukihira Soma, and also given you god like skills of coffee making. "

I immediately knelt down and banged my head on the water floor multiple times while praising, complementing, and thanking R.O.B

That's right I'm a caffeine addict

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"Okay, for my fourth wish, please integrate my third wish to my soul also my second wish just to be safe"

"Granted!" R.O.B snapped his fingers yet again

"For my fifth wish, I wish for my sexual desires to be gone! I do not wish to be horni anymore I just want to be happy!"

R.O.B thought as he snapped his fingers 'He seems to have developed a trauma from the excessive masturbation given by the curse' and spoke to me "And for your last wish?"

I contemplated for a while before looking down and saw my reflection, and I look ugly as hell, compared to an certain boy idol group I look like sht. I turned my head back towards R.O.B and said

"For my last wish, I wish to be the most beautiful being that exists that even the word beautiful is an insult, so beautiful that gods of beauty will feel insignificant towards me, so beautiful that people can't even lust over me"

R.O.B snapped his fingers before my vision slowly darkens.

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Slowly opening my eyes, I saw myself in an unfamiliar ceiling. Getting to a sitting position I suddenly felt my chest was heavier, I looked down and saw a big pair of planets

panicked, I quickly looked around my surroundings and saw a wall of mirror at the feet end of the bed. there I saw a woman with fine blue flowing hair, dark blue brows and lashes, red ruby eyes with a hint of purple, soft skin when touched felt like laying on the clouds above, a godly proportions beyond perfect hour glass figure wearing light pink pajamas, small nose, and soft lips. It was a beauty that cannot be compared nor comprehend to any being, that the word beauty itself is an insult

I looked at the woman in the mirror, then my right hand, then at the mirror again

Slowly realizing my predicament I watched as the woma- my face turned into a horror look

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed at the top of my lungs

luckily my room was sound proof

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After calming down I looked around my room, it was quite a normal room, a table where a computer and a monitor was placed, one bookshelf built into the walls, big bed enough to fit two people right next to the window, and a night stand with a vase of a plant

I stood up from my bed, changing out my pajamas into available clothes in the cabinet, it was a Dark blue Hoodie, and started to search the house that I will be living from now on

This process took a while, since most of the time I look towards my reflection, and picking off all the dresses in the cabinet because all of them were girl clothes. I started to fondle my chest, It felt like heaven and strangely enough I couldn't get excited, 'must've been my wish' I thought

"*sigh* How in the world did I became a girl" I said defeated

Then a sudden noise rang inside my head like a notification

{Notice, Master had wished to be the most beautiful being in existence, thus turning Master into the most beautiful being even gods would envy, master also did not state master's gender turning Master into a girl} Raphael said with a apathetic tone

'Raphael? since when did you arrived?' I asked curiously

{Notice, Since Master first awoken from this world}

'Alright, Raphael report me my abilities and situation' I said, as I need to know where I am and what timeline I am in to start my influencing the main cast project

{Understood, Collecting master's data}

{Complete,

Race: Human

Bloodline: Heroic Tribe

Passive skills: ANDHIMNIR's Cooking, Waaqa's Coffee Making

Ultimate skills: [Lord of Wisdom Raphael]

Quirk: [All fiction] (Max Potency)

Current timeline: 5 months before [ENTRANCE EXAM]

Current location: [Musutafu]

Wealth: $100,000 }

I listened to Raphael's report, after a while we slowly started to make a plan. I don't want to get involved with villains nor the plot because I barely remember the anime but I also need to interact with the main cast. But how do I interact with them?

{Notice, I suggest opening a shop near the entrance of U.A.}

I immediately jumped at the idea Raphael suggested. I opened up my computer and searched for available shops that's for sale, luckily I found one just a couple of yards away from the mountain where U.A. is located.

{Notice, I suggest wearing some undergarments for your breasts before leaving the house}

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The process took a while, I had to force the seller to take atleast $10k, for the place. The seller keeps wanting to give me the shop for free, and it was such a pain! I'm starting to regret the last wish I made, not that I didn't regret it from the start

I am now on my way to buy ingredients for the shop that I'm turning into a small café. I had to hide my presence with [All fiction] to keep myself from being stared at, while making my presence known occasionally when I'm checking out in the cashier

And thanks to my passive skills I can pick out the best ingredients just by a glance. My shopping spree didn't end there however. I entered a clothing store and made my way through women's wear, I may be a man at heart but wearing something that isn't suitable for this perfect being is offensive to me.

I picked out some dresses and some fine fabrics. I walked up to the front desk while undoing my [All fiction] to make my presence known. The two front desk workers quickly spotted me and was mesmerized, I put all the items at the desk and said to the two

"How much?" trying to hide my embarrassment with apathetic tone

But instead of giving the price the two girls said to me "It is free" expectedly

"Give me the actual price" I said in a cold tone, narrowing my eyes

They quickly snapped out and gave me the actual price. It was $9k tax included, I paid the full price and headed home.

Nothing really special happened on my way back because I erased my presence yet again with [All fiction]

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The next day I walk towards my new shop with people arranging the furnitures I bought yesterday + delivery and it costed around $50k in total

After some double checking, rearranging, and making a signboard. which took hours, I headed back home to make myself some clothes. by "myself" I mean Raphael with her body possession, analyze and assess. watching a few video tutorials and studying a few clothes she practically became a world class dress maker overnight!

The next day came, I am now in front of my small shop named after me 'Haruka Nisha' which means 'faraway night' in my newly sewn maid outfit! I cracked my knuckles and let out an evil smile "My first step of influence" I let out an evil laugh while people walk pass me because of my erased presence "time to open shop!"

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THIS IS A TEST CONCEPT! ALSO I AM USING AI GENERATED ART BECAUSE I'M TOO POOR