Side Chapter 2 - God Pov

Touch-me and Helena watching Ward, talking to Whitehall

"What it this idiot doing, why is he informing him about us"

"I don't know" said Helena who drinking wine on the other side of the couch

"He is a weird one, a lot of the things he does seem stupid, but then they surprise me later on. That's why i like to mess with him with those messages" he laughs a bit then the aura around him gets serious before he yells out

"But why haven't they crossed the LINE!!! Ward and Nat obviously like each other, they should just fuck like any normal adult would."

"Because they want to give it a real shot, not just a quick fuck. They should cross the line soon, but they are building a foundation for a happy life together. Both of them are broken spies, even if Ward is reincarnated, he has the memories of the previous one, those are not easy to ignore. Both have deep trust issues, so they are taking their time." Helena says sagely

"Since when are you an expert on love you Voyeur?" Asks the perverted old man before he is hit in the face with an orb of mana

"I know a lot more than you, and stop calling me that you Pervert!!"

"You're calling me a pervert? You are a Voyeur!" he yells in her face

"I'm not the one calling themselves Touch-Me!!!" she yells back

"Well I'm not the one masturbating while peeping on people!"

"That's it!" Helena starts shooting orbs of energy at him

"What kind of god are you? You deny a part of yourself" he dodges as he shakes his head

"Actually wasn't your predecessor a Voyeur too.." she freezes "Oy don't tell me it comes with the position, when she was teaching you the ropes did she teach you to be Voyeur as well..." Helena blushes

"...You have got to be kidding me..."

"Shut up you perverted old man!!! It was her fault for showing me!!!"

"Sureee, I'm sure its also her fault that you kept doing it for millennia after she retired."

"Go and die already! When are you going to chose a successor, we don't like you!"

"Well nobody wants to succeed me soo, I guess you have to put up with me for a couple millennia more"

"I wonder why..." Helena deadpans

" I know right, I'm awesome, it's weird that nobody is coming to learn from me, you think this is a conspiracy against me?" he says seriously

Helena lets out a long sighh and says " I lost all motivation, sit down and keep your trap shut so I can watch in piece"

(445)

"Ohh look he is opening the chest" he grabs his beer and starts drinking

"Well this should be fun" Helena takes a small sip from her wine

[Arc of Embodiment gained]

*Pffffffffff* He spits out his drink" WHAT?!"

"No way!" Helena yells out

"That's impossible, what is the Arc doing in the Boxes?!" he turns to Helena

"How the hell should I know? He isn't my reincarnate he isn't even yours, he is just using your rip-off system" Helena yells at him as she slowly puts her wine glass down with her hand shaking

"The Boxes don't contain abelites as powerful as that, i designed that thing. What the hell is going on." He opens his holographic computer, and checks on the system

...

"There is a message from the Secretary, the Boss lifted the limit of the boxes, if it exists he can get it."

"Why would he do that" asks Helena still shaken

"I have no idea" TM-sama is just standing there shocked

"Well he must have his reasons, the Boss only does things that benefit him and the organization after all" Helena starts to calm down

"Lets hope so" mumbles TM tiredly

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(Fight in the grass planes)

"This is unbelievable, they don't stand a chance, I could give them an infinity stone and they would still be helpless since they don't know how to use it" TM-sama exclaims

"Isn't it like over? He beat his world, right?" asks Helena hesitantly

"He still doesn't have the mana to make anything good, but yes, its over, unless that stupid speed runner wakes up and patches the world." he grumbles

"Ugh why are all of you such a pain, he is marvel and you are DC. Both of you are idiots." Helena Groans

"Says you Miss HP" he yells back

"Plus its only over until Thanos, after that the ball is in the air" TM smirks evilly

"What do you mean?" Helena asks

"Sigh you didn't bother learning the plot for Marvel at all did you?"

"Why would I give a damn what's going to happen in that world, i got better things to"

"Sure, watching teenagers fuck in the broom closet of Hogwarts is much more important that the plot of one of our most copied worlds"

Helena starts attacking him again and this time it lasts for a while

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"By the way, any interesting reincarnates at your side?" the old man is just grinning while Helena sat down to rest

Helena puts her finger on her chin " Umm.. there is that young mafioso he is currently building the foundation for his empire, he is currently 5 years old "

"You?"

"I just use my 'Touch-me Super Kick' to reincarnate them, the most interesting one of them is currently in Super boy's body."

"He doesn't remember a thing, but after a while he will start to have dreams of the moment I kick him to reincarnate him. I can't wait " the crazy old man grins happily

Helena looks at him for a while before she shakes her head. "You are one strange old man, the fact that you are still alive after all the shit you pull remains a mystery to me. I know you designed the system so there is no chance for any of them to fight you back, but it they band together the Boss won't protect you, he has told you this before"

"Pfff yeah right, like those wimps will risk losing their powers by fighting me" he scoffs at the thought

Helena shrugs "Your chaise, but you have been warned, now if you will excuse me, my shift will start soon, and you'd better get back to work" she says and teleports away

"Sigh why do i have soo much work... Well looks like its time to start a new sub-division. How about Touch-me~sama's Office Staff 3.0? Yea that sounds good. Now from witch DC universe do i pick those unfortunate sous that will do all my work. Decisions, decisions. "

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Well I haven't been Isekai'ed yet. Don't know if that's good or bad. My boss is an ass, he makes us work harder in the 1 hour and that leaves us exhausted for the rest of the day, This week i just get home eat and fall asleep, I haven't had any time to write. So being Isekai'ed is looking pretty good right about now.

Anyway here is the 2nd chap this week, I will try and see if i can release another one tomorrow, but no promises.

Oh and i made a Q&A. Someone asked if i was a girl. That ain't happening again xD

So there will be some basic Q&A in the Auxiliary chapters. If you have any others just write in the comments. I might answer them.

Ohh and if you want some ideas for writing btw watch, BBC Sherlock || Mycroft Holmes || Ice Man, i found that Vid today on YouTube, got loads of ideas from it

Well Till next time. 🍺🐼