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Hela comes while they are relaxing on the beach
Ahhh this is The Life.
Me and Nat were chilling on a private Island. We went to all the famous beaches in the world. Went to some tropical islands. I got bored so I just scanned the earth for some nice places. Petty simple since I have the Mind and Space stone. Even if they are Artificial.
The Pokemon and The Cat Lizard (Toothless) were having fun on the other side of the island. And by fun I mean it was pure chaos with their attacks flying everywhere.
Not my problem.
BAM. BZZZZZ
The Bifrost.
Sigh.
Hela
After a few seconds, the Light show stopped and Hela was standing on some Runic markings on the beach. The Bifrost made the sand turn to glass.
"Sigh I was expecting you to come soon. Already got into some trouble?" I ask Hela and took a sip from my cocktail.
Damn good stuff. Power of Creation is the best.
" Yes, I am so glad we made that contract. I got a very annoying task that's just perfect for you" Hela grinned, she would finally get me back for making her join in on the Dormammu fiasco.
"Well ok then. let's get this over with" I stand up and stretch my back
"Nat you good with staying here?" Nat was laying on her chair trying to get a tan.
"Yeah I'm good. if you are late I'll just open a portal back to the apartment. Oh and we really need to get a permanent home. Somewhere on an island like this"
"Hmm not a bad idea. We'll get it done after I'm back" I go stand by Hela as she calls the Bifrost
We both spend a few seconds in the multi-colored tunnel. And when we exited we were in space standing above a planet
"So you want me to blow up this planet?" I look at the purplish planet below us
"No I can destroy planets without your help. My Lady ordered me to eliminate all life on this planet without harming the actual planet itself" Hela sighed.
Now I get it. There are like 20 million of the buggers. They were a goblin-like race. But bigger. Hobgoblins?
"Hmmm so we need to kill all 20 million of those buggers"
Hela looked surprised, then frowned "That's a lot more than I expected"
Now what would be the best way to do this?
Hakai them obviously. But I need to do this with precision.
Grimoire of Infinity
I summon my grimoire and its starts to play around by floating and making barrel rolls.
Mind Stone.
I use the power of the stone to connect every Hobgoblin on the planet. I force all of them to stop moving. Now I have an accurate location of each of them. The mind stone is boosting my mind as well.
Now follow that connection and..
I start charging up, Making my power go higher and higher
Hakai
The Hobgoblins started disintegrating in purple flakes
I turn to Hela who had her mouth open in shock "Done. Can I go now?"
She snaps her mouth back up and looks at me like I'm the solution of all her problems.
"Hell NO! Can you finish these quickly?" Hela quickly sends me a list of planets There were about a hundred of them.
Hmmm, it's a pain. But it should take me an hour or so. The Space Stone will teleport/warp me there. And I can just send out a small Hakai Orb that will go to the center of the Planet and blow it up.
"Sure but you will leave me alone for a while" I say to Hela
"No problem. Those planets are located in tricky areas. It's hard to get there with the Bifrost."
Ahh so that's why she wants me to do it. I thought she would prefer to do the simple ones like these.
"It should take too long." Ward nods to himself
'I hope'
"Let's go"
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"Hakai"
~
Motherfucking Space Pirates
"Shoot them!"
"Kill them!"
"Reduce all Creation to Ashes.
Ryujin Jakka"
~
A water planet. That's cool.
Absolute Zero.
I freeze the whole thing solid.
"It's cold" Hela grumbled a bit as she used her power to stop the cold
Next!
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Walking Dead in real life.
"How the hell were these things even made?" I ask Hela who was looking at the zombies with a disgusted look
" A necromancer is responsible for this. My Lady is quite pissed because of this"
Well, that necromancer won't be having a good time after we kill him.
Whatever. I have been changing things up. Destroying planets with different methods. It gets boring after the first 15 planets.
Big Bang Impact!
BOOOOOM!
~
A planet filled with crazy monsters that eat anything they can.
"They go from planet to planet and eat it just before they reach the core. Then they leave and do the same to any nearby planet" Hela explained
Hollowfication.
Grand Ray Cero!
~
'Ward. I'm Bored. Let me blow some up' Shukaku whined
'Sure knock yourself out, see how many attacks will take you to reach the core'
'Hmm probably 20 or something'
Bijuudama!
Bijuudama!
Bijuudama!
Bijuudama!
...
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Ward on the mound. He is levitating the planet.
Hela the goddess of Death is batting next with her Giant Death Sword.
2 Strikes.
Ward makes giant energy ropes and binds the planet. He starts pulling and spinning. With each rotation, the planet picks up speed. I wait for the right moment and I let go.
Whoosh.
The planet flies toward Hela she gets her sword ready, It gets in range and she swings.
But the planet slowed down in front of her. A Change Up!
"Strike OUT!"
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Finally done. It took a while. It was a good stress relief at the start but it got kinda boring.
I started smashing the planet into other planets to release the boredom.
Ding!
Hmm?
[Quest: Help Hela with her tasks Completed]
Good Job. The Quest isn't over yet but as you will be fighting some annoying people later on I decided to give it to you now. Keep helping Hela and I will help you.
Rewards: Infinity (Nanatsu no Taizai)]
Hahahahahah!
I love this World!
Lady Death sure doesn't play around. This is one of the most busted abilities in the Multiverse.
My overall strength just quadrupled. And It's still getting stronger by the minute due to the Dark Dimension.
Now I'm interested to see how the fight with Thanos will turn out. I have no doubt that they will buff him. 'The Company' gods are just a bunch of assholes.
Well hopefully everything will turn out all right in the end.
"Well call me if you need anything. I'm going back to Earth"
"Same to you. You helped me out a lot with these irritating planets. Without your Space Stone getting here would be a nightmare"
I open a portal for her to get back to Asgard, make one for myself and leave for earth
#A/N
I just gave up a long time ago. His bullshit luck is just too good. Don't even bother with it anymore. 8 More chaps to go until the End