Cringe romance. You have been warned. I suk at romance.
Like I'm really bad with the romance scenes
No way am I writing 18+. Still far away from being able to write that.I could do it, but it would make things even worse.
Word Count 1575
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As we sit down. I levitate the Lids of the Silver Plates.
The food quite literally starts to shine as I'm lifting the lids up.
"Wow" Nat's eyes widen at the sight of the food.
Jewel Meat as the meat dish. With top quality Vegetables and Ozone Herb from Vegetable Sky. I still haven't tried that thing. It takes two people to bite it at the same time to be able to eat it.
The appetizer is Beautiful Skin Cavier.
Honestly, I just slapped together whatever food I had in my inventory.
I do eat the things I get from Toriko in hopes that I will get Gourmet Cells. But it still hasn't happened yet. I keep the good stuff for dinners like this. The rest I eat when I feel like it.
"The food is great. Is the world where they are from really that dangerous?" Nat asks feeling unsure. It isn't easy to imagine a world 100 times more dangerous than the one you are on.
"Well think of fit this way. The Hulk could only be considered a grunt or a foot-soldier in that world." Yea that sounds about right any one of the Heavenly Kings could take out the Hulk, and I'm thinking about the early versions of them when they were still kinda weak.
"Really? That's a hard pill to swallow. The Hulk is one of the most dangerous things on this planet. Imagining a place where that kind of strength is normal is downright terrifying.
"Yep, but all things considered I would still go there. The amount of food in that world is insane. The whole concept revolves around food. If I remember right even their entire planet is made out of food at its core. By the way, it has a population of 30 Billion people." Yep, I definitely want to go there. The food is to die for.
"How do you know so much about that place anyway? Considering you have never been there and you told me your 'God' dislikes you."
"Well, you know I get rewards for the 'missions' i do. I also get 'merit points' in a way. I just spend them on information. That's how I know so much about future events. And the amount of worlds I saw is mind-boggling, some of the worlds are downright terrifying." Looking at you DBZ and DBS.
"Then what about this Thanos that you mentioned when we were at Avengers Tower. You said he is some sort of Space Tyrant who kills half the people on each planet he goes."
I just nod at that "Well, that's pretty much it. He has a huge army and is very powerful himself. Currently, he is looking for some powerful artifacts that will help him in his delusional quest."
It's true that killing off half the people on the planet will help out the other half survive better. But if you wanted to help them out, why not just revive a dead planet and give them the means to live there, That way everybody prospers. Guess its too much work for him, so he decided on the easy option like every megalomaniac in history and decided to go with the bloody way,
"Isn't that supposed to be a secret? I mean don't get me wrong. I'm very happy that you are being honest with me. But I also completely understand why you aren't telling me some things. I already know the bigger picture. Anything more than that will probably get me killed" she calmly says without a care in the world.
I just laugh a bit "I love that side of you. Most people would be curious. Including our former coworkers. But without the power to protect yourself that kind of information just paints a big target on your back."
Nat stays silent for a while, seemingly thinking about something, before looking me straight in the eyes
"Grant, do you think I can learn Magic?" She looks at me with a hopeful look on her face.
Hmm, I did say there was a possibility for her to learn it. Technically anyone can learn Eldritch Magic. But their strength in the end depends on their talent and time spent training. If for example, someone has horrible talent in it. He can train for years and still show little result.
" We can try. I will be going back to Kamar-Taj soon. I will take you there with me. My teacher will check if it's possible for you to learn Eldritch Magic. And even if you cant learn that. We will be going to Asgard soon. They have magic there too. So the odds are looking good"
She just answers me with a bright smile.
"Hey, can you find Clint? He went into hiding when he learned the truth about Shield. I want to check on his wife. My niece or nephew is due in a couple of weeks."
Damn the puppy dog look. God damn those Pokemons.
"Sigh, Fine, just turn off the eyes. You are looking too adorable right now." she just smirks at me.
'UGH, you humans are so mushy. I feel like I'm going to barf' Shukaku starts making gagging sounds inside my head.
'Sigh I was wondering why you were so quiet. But since you weren't doing anything i just ignored you. Why did you have to appear now, when I'm right in the middle of a date?!'
"Grant are you alright, you are making a strange face" Nat looks at me with a worried look on her face
"I'm fine, just very annoyed. One of the rewards, I gained was to have a 50- meter tall Tanuki Sand Demon sealed inside me. I can use his powers but he has a very annoying personality"
'Who are you calling ANNOYING!?'
'You! You fat sand Tanuki. What do you want?!'
'HA?!.. OH YEAH, I want more anime. You only showed me a couple of scenes from different animes to show me that different worlds exist. I want the complete anime, it's boring in here and they are very entertaining'
'You. Shukaku the Sand Demon. The Incarnation of the Desert. Want to watch anime...'
'Yea got a problem?'
I hate his smug voice. I can hear the hidden message 'give me anime or I will annoy you and ruin your date'
'Fine what anime are you watching right now?'
'One Piece'
I go to my Mindscape and get all the episodes I have watched and give them to Shukaku
'Go knock yourself out, these are the only episodes I have. If you want more anime just tell me which one you like and I will give it to you. Now leave me alone'
I leave him alone and turn my attention back to Nat. Who still looked worried
"Don't worry too much. He was getting bored so he decided to annoy me"
"Can he hurt you?"
"Nope~. At most all he can do is give me a massive headache just based on how annoying he is. He is hundreds of years old and hates humans for keeping him prisoner. So I can't really blame the guy" I completely understand their desire to destroy the villages responsibly. Hell, I'm pretty sure that I would do the exact same thing.
Nat lets out a relieved sigh "That's good. I really didn't know what to say when you told me you had a demon inside of you."
"It's not that bad. Got some interesting things from him as a result. I can manipulate all sorts of sand including iron and gold sand"
"...So you can just walk into a desert or mine and take out all the gold?"
"Pretty much. Not that I need it in the first place. Oh, mental note, go rob the Ward Family of all its possessions" Those bastards are millionaires.
(Did he already do it, can't remember)
"You are going to rob your family?" she raises an eyebrow at my remark
"Pretty much, all of them are sick crazy bastards. Well except my little brother, which reminds me I haven't seen him in forever. Gonna need to find him and have a good heart-to-heart talk."
"What do you mean?"
" My parents are abusive bastards and my brother Christian or as you know him Senator Ward is a psychopath. Wow, I completely forgot about them because I have been so busy. Mental note kill Christian first. "
Nat chuckles at my antics "Never change Grant. You are a lot more fun this way"
" Not planning to, I like myself like this too. I'm loving your changes though. You are a lot more expressive, especially now that the little pests are here. They bring out the best of you. The pictures I get from you guys are sooo~adorable~" Nat blushed hard at that
" Speaking of changes. I believe we waited far enough, its time the next step in our relationship" Nat says the last part in a sultry tone that sent shivers down my spine
*I use magic to bring our chairs closer. I lean in near her face and look at her with a hungry gaze
"So do we skip the rest of the date and go directly to the bedroom"
Nat just smiles and jumps on me, giving me our Hottest kiss yet. She poured every ounce of her feelings into it.
I quickly responded and opened a portal behind us. It slowly engulfed us, sending us to our bedroom for a very long-awaited night.
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I have never written smut so no 18+ yet. I really should look into that.
While we are on this topic. I lost a bet and if I lost I promised I would write a smut. With the character she gave me.
Yes, I got 'commissioned' in a way to write a smut ...by a girl. Just a few chapters. Haven't even made the first draft. I'll get to it eventually.
This proves the ladies are perverts as well. I have proof!!!