Read along and interact as I take a Self-Insert of myself through a journey of what I would do in the Pokemon World.
Sorry everyone who was expecting a second chapter. I honestly felt that I was doing the story wrong, this was going to be the second chapter. I was going to have it be a flashback of his childhood but I felt that this would be a better first chapter. I also plan to go in a different direction with the story than I originally planned. To all of those who voted on a name I thank you! Sadly it will be a few chapters before we see our lovable Feebas again, but the name you all have voted on will still be chosen for her. Anyway enough rambling from me. Please enjoy the new first chapter :D
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Waking up I find myself in an unfamiliar dark room, furthermore I am unable to move. It feels like someone has wrapped me up in a blanket, a strong and indestructible blanket nonetheless. After struggling for a moment I can't help but cry out.
'Dammit!' "Dwahh!"
Huh? Oh no, wrapped in a blanket, can't talk, and now that I look around there are wooden bars surrounding me. I am totally a baby now aren't I?
'Shit!' "Seeah!"
Can't even vent my frustrations properly, im immobile and tongue-tied. Wait a moment, I hear footsteps getting closer. Someone is opening the door, I am unable to see them properly because of how dark it is but they look feminine. She presumably comes up to my crib and I can finally see her, long dark hair, I can't tell what color it's too dark, the same with her eyes, but her skin appears to be white and she looks beautiful, especially with the smile she is giving me.
"Hi baby, is someone hungry?"
I guess she heard my attempts at speech and assumed I needed something, maybe this is my usual feeding time. Whatever it may be it is meaningless now, she is picking me up and sliding her shirt down, not having any time to make protesting noises, I am thrust upon her nipple and like second nature I start to suckle.
You know, after having read numerous Self-Insert fanfictions where the protagonist is reluctant and even refuses to attempt to drink out of some form of stubborn pride that they probably didn't have in their previous life. I am finding that breast milk doesn't taste all that bad, it reminds me of almond milk. Any embarrassment I would have felt was destroyed by the sudden hunger that hit me as soon as I started drinking. After a few minutes I feel full and stop, my new presumably mother takes that as a sign to pull me away and cover back up. She starts humming and rocking me back and forth in her arms, man being a baby is the life. After a few moments I am struggling to stay awake, closing my eyes and succumbing to the woman's ministrations, I embrace sleep.
Waking up again, still wrapped up and unable to move within a wooden crib has sealed the fact that last night wasn't a dream. I really have reincarnated as a baby, here's to hoping I am in a peaceful world. At least it is light outside now, hopefully my new mother will bring me out of the room. I start making noises to attract her attention.
"Bwah! ABwauu! Eeeyaaa! Hwauuuu!"
A few moments later the door opens and I stop making noises. I can now fully see my new mother, and I was right about the fact that she was beautiful. She kind of looks familiar though, If I can recognize her I will hopefully be able to recognize the world I am in. Long red hair, violet eyes, she doesn't appear all that tall, but who knows I am a baby it's hard to give an accurate size of things. Based on her appearance alone I would hazard a guess that I am in an anime world, but I will reserve judgment until I see if bright colored hair and random eye colors are common in other people also.
"Good morning baby, did you have a good sleep? I know you did, because you only woke Mom up once last night!"
She reaches down and starts rubbing my stomach, being a helpless baby I can only do one thing in this situation. Giggle uncontrollably.
"Gweahheheeeheeeheehehe"
"Hehehe, look at that smile. My baby is just the cutest, Yes he is!"
This woman is merciless in her tickles. Thankfully she stops, picking me up she turns and starts walking out of the room. Coming out we arrive into a hallway with 5 other doors, but we walk past all of them and make a left into what looks like a living room. Farther past the living room appears to be a kitchen with a dining room next to it. I guess my parents like an open concept house.
She sets me down in a padded area on the living room floor, gives me a little tickle and smile before saying.
"I wish you were old enough to eat solid foods already, I can't wait to introduce you to ramen! It's the food of the Gods, and you my son will eat like the King of Gods!"
Giving an audible gasp as I realize where I am. This woman, my new mother, is Kushina Uzumaki. It's clear with her red hair and love of ramen. I am in the Shinobi World, one of the most deadly ones available to me. I don't know if I am Naruto or a child that they had earlier, but I am starting to freak out. Hearing my new mothers voice again, I started paying attention to her.
"OHHH! My baby must be just as excited as I am for Ramen!"
This woman has clearly misunderstood my gasp, but let's roll with it. She stands back up and reaches behind her and pulls out a pokeball? She clicks the button and a white like heads towards the ground.
"Braixen!"
HOLY SHIT! WHAT KIND OF WORLD AM I IN? Some kind of weird cross over? Do Jutsu still exist or do ninja battle with pokemon? I am so confused now.
"Koko, please look after little Silas, make sure he doesn't hurt himself and keep him entertained please."
"Braixen!"
With that my new mother turns around and heads towards the kitchen. Looking away from her and staring at the marvel that is a real life pokemon, I can't help but admire how a real pokemon looks instead of a 2-D rendition of it. It looks like a real animal, Vulpine features, but stands on two legs covered in fur, large ears with long strands of fur coming out of them, and topping it off a long puffy tail with a wooden stick sticking out of it. She must have seen me staring at the stick because she grabs it and starts waving it in front of me.
"Braix!"
And like magic the stick ignites with fire.
"Wahhh!"
Gasping in amazement at the real life pokemon magic in front of me I wish it wasn't bundled up and I could move. I would be clapping harder than I ever have in my previous life. She continues to wave the stick around before she starts doing tricks with it, like spinning it up into the air and catching it, and twirling it around and behind her back. Of course with every new trick I give the proper baby-like reaction.
Without realizing how much time has gone by, my attention is taken from the fire fox and given back to my mother who is picking me up again. Giving me a smile and rubbing Braixen's head she starts walking towards what looks like a front door.
"Thanks for looking after him Koko, do you want to come with us to see our old friends?"
"Braix!"
"Alright then let's head out. OHHH! I'm so excited, little Sil is gonna meet my best friend and her daughter. I hope you like her and become good friends. His first play date Kyaaaaa! What about you baby? Are you excited? I know you are."
Jeez this woman speaks like she is on a sugar rush.
"Aah."
"You hear that Koko, little Sil is all excited to meet his new friend."
"Braixen!"
Exiting the house I am temporarily blinded by how bright it is. Once my vision clears up I look around as much as I can with my limited mobility. Seeing my struggle my mother moves me around so I can see everything.
"Here you go Sil, you can look around now."
Honestly I am starting to doubt being in the Shinobi World. This looks like an ordinary Japanese suburb, I see some mountains in the distance, but no Hokage faces on any of them. Before I can theorize anymore I am readjusted to looking up into my mother's face as we start moving. As we are walking, mother looks down at me every now and then giving me a loving smile as she does so. After a while I start to feel drowsy, not fighting it. I close my eyes and embrace sleep.
I am awoken by an incessant poking of my cheek. Opening my eyes to see who is causing my discomfort I am greeted by a girl, no older than a year old, with tan skin, dark purple hair, and beautiful catlike golden eyes. Seeing that I woke up she stopped poking me and gave me a smile and turned towards a woman that looks like the girl, just with lighter skin and brown hair.
"Mom, look he woke up. I told you he would wake up hehehe."
"Yoruichi, I told you not to wake him up. He is a baby, and babies need their sleep so they can grow up big like you."
"Ah! But I wanted to meet my new friend, he baby we are going to be best friends right?"
"Gwah!"
"See mom, even the baby agrees that we will be best friends!"
I feel myself being moved out of range of Yoruichi, whom I have a hunch is the very same Yoruichi from Bleach, when I hear my mother talk to her and her mother.
"Yasashii, Yoruichi, I think it's time Sil and I head home, he is probably feeling hungry now and Koko has been worn out by all your energy Ichi."
"Awww! But Koko was so much fun! And Sil is so cute! You can't leave yet!"
She starts crying and pulling on my mothers pants, before her mother comes along and pickles her up.
"Don't worry Yoruichi, we will see Kushina and Silas again soon enough. Now that Silas is big enough to leave the house you both can have plenty of play dates."
"*Sniff* *Sniff* Really?"
She starts looking between her and my mother with puppy dog eyes before they both start chuckling.
"Don't worry little Ichi, my little Sil would love to have a cute girl like you as a friend. Isn't that right baby?"
"Aah!"
"See, don't worry little Ichi, we will see you again real soon. Bye Yasashii, Yoruichi. Come on Sil say bye bye."
"Bweahya!"
"Bye Miss Kushina, Silas, you better keep your promise about seeing him again!"
"Bye Kushina, it was so good to see you again, and meeting Silas was a delight. See you soon."
With that we all walked away towards our respective homes. This time I was able to stay awake the whole time and see the sights. Honestly I must have fallen asleep right before we reached the park because we were only walking home for five minutes or so before we entered our home. Mother sets me back down onto the floor and turns to talk to Koko.
"Thank you for looking after little Sil Koko, would you like to stay out or return to your pokeball?"
"Braix!"
"Alright you can stay, just please look after him while I make some food. Would you like anything special for being good today?"
"Braixen! Braix!"
"Hahaha! Of course you want a Petaya berry, when do you not want one you cheeky fox. But since you were so helpful today I will allow it."
"Braixen!"
Honestly watching the byplay of these two reminds me of the fact that I am in an anime world, because no where else would you find something else like it. Braixen starts entertaining me again while my mother goes off towards the kitchen. A few minutes later she comes back out with plates and gives one to Koko before she turns to me and picks me up.
"Mama almost forgot to feed you, don't worry baby you will get your food."
After being fed she starts rocking me to put me to sleep, and honestly I am starting to fall asleep again. But not before a thought crosses my mind.
'What does the future have in store for me?'