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460. ~The Golden Bonnie Invasion Part IV~

Gabby sneaks around the halls of the Death Star.

"Hey..."

"EEP!!!"

Gabrielle grabs Gabby's mouth.

She lets go.

"What the fuck are you doing here!?" asked Gabby. "Ugh! Take a bath!"

"First of all, stinky is the new sexy... Second, I followed you in since I figured that you need help."

"That's a terrible decision! What is it with you and terrible decisions!?"

"Hey!" yelled Gabrielle. "It's a staple of my character."

Meanwhile, Stefan is with Eobard, guarding the bunker.

"You truly are strange, Stefan..." said the Reverse-Flash. "But... it was a mistake to trust someone like me..."

*ZOOM!!!*

*BZZT!!!*

Eobard fell to the ground with his lower spine melted. He twitches on the ground, now crippled by Stefan's Omega Beam.

"Don't dare try anything foolish like that, Speedster," said Stefan, stomping toward a crippled Eobard. He grabs him by the neck and lifts him. 

"No one... has ever... caught me... b-b-before..."

"In the future... your future... I could easily kill you. But I didn't..."

*BZZT!!!*

Stefan begins blasting his heat vision into Eobard's chest. But, the vision isn't very hot.

"What are you...!?"

However, it begins to get even hotter.

"UGH!!!" grunted Eobard. "UGH!!! UUUUUGH!!! UUUUUUUUGH!!!"

"Burns, huh?" sneered Stefan.

"STOP TH-TH-THIS!!!" yelled Eobard.

Stefan sniffs the air.

*SNIFF!!!*

Stefan's eyes widen and he stops. "Someone's here..." He activates his X-Ray vision and all the way at the bottom of the spaceship stood Gabrielle and Gabby.

Eobard shudders and shivers. 

Stefan sneers and throws Eobard into the corner. "Never forget what I am." Stefan flies into the hallway to find the two women.

Bruce faces Darth Anaq and Darth Pinunus.

"Hello, Bruce Wayne," said Darth Anaq. "You should be having a very bad feeling about this... I see that you're still fine. It is unwise for you to continue having hope and think that you can defeat me."

"Do not be a fool, Bruce Wayne," said Darth Pinunus.

*KSSH!!!*

*KSSH!!!*

Darth Anaq and Darth Pinunus take out and activate their red lightsabers, both attacking Bruce with one swing.

*ding!*

The sabers don't even reach his suit, being stopped by some sort of forcefield.

"Huh..." said Darth Anaq. "Interesting."

Anaq Force Chokes Bruce's suit and lifts it.

He fails to do so.

Bruce can't move, but he isn't getting injured either.

Darth Pinunus, annoyed, grabs Bruce from Darth Anaq. She then proceeds to crash Bruce around in the room. 

"Father," said Darth Anaq. "We cannot enter his armor."

"Impressive." Vader simply spectates.

Anaq, annoyed, begins crushing Bruce, but he is, again, uninjured.

Bruce then activates Power Mode and flies toward the balcony of the room.

"You have been taught well by your Master," said Darth Vader.

"I let my Master die after he tried killing the good people in my city," said Bruce.

"The more I learn, the more fascinated we are," said Vader. "Pinunus. I sense that his armor has a weak spot. His jaw is the most exposed so he could breathe."

Anaq tears out the mouthpiece of his armor and the Force enters his body and Anaq Force-Chokes Bruce.

"Sir... The password works. We're entering the planet now," said a Stormtrooper. "Our Golden Bonnie troops are entering the planet."

"Your thoughts betrayed you, Batman..." said Vader.

"So... have... yours..." Bruce presses his watch, and it is revealed that he had secretly placed a bomb on Vader's chest to disable his suit.

Bruce tries to press the watch, but Anaq cuts his arm off.

Bruce roars. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Anaq then destroys the Forcefield of Bruce's body by destroying a barrier generator in the skin of his suit.

"Excellent work, my son," said Vader. "Now, kill The Batman, Stark..."

They let go of Bruce, whose mouth is now showing.

*stomp... stomp... stomp... stomp... stomp...*

Bruce meets Superior Iron Man once more.

He glances at his hand.

Bruce smirks. He then presses a button on the chest of his suit. "Looks like my technology is far more..." His hand grows back. "Superior..."

Superior Iron Man charged toward Bruce and grabs his face.

"I won't make the same mistake twice..." said Superior Iron Man, preparing to shoot him in the face.

*pchoo!*

Bruce activates his suit's lightsaber and stabs Superior Iron Man's leg. 

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" yelled Sueprior Iron Man, as Bruce beats his face over and over again.

Bruce injects a virus into his armor again through a portable USB, but Superior Iron Man uses an Antivirus to disable Bruce's attack.

He then pulls out Bruce's finger and beats his face over and over. 

Bruce tries opening a portal, but Superior Iron Man disables the action.

Superior Iron Man then transmutes a laser sword as well and tries decapitating Bruce. "My mistake is that I should've gone for the head..."

Bruce's forcefield barely blocks the attack.

It begins slicing into his Forcefield as red sparks burn through it.

Superior Iron Man then begins to tear out his Forcefield with the hands of his suit.

Bruce tosses Shattered Stars into his repulsor cannons, but there is a forcefield that makes the attacks bounce back to Bruce.

Bruce is shot in the face. "FUCK!!!"

Bruce's jaw bleeds.

"Don't be a fool, Batman," said Superior Iron Man. "It'll be over soon. Just stand still, you piece of shit."

*pchoo!*

*THWAP!!!*

Gabby's stick strikes Superior Iron Man's head, but it bounces off of his head.

Gabrielle woges, charges, and bites into Superior Iron Man's neck, but her teeth break.

They are then pulled away by Anaq and Pinunus.

"AH!!!" yelled the pair.

"Thank you for alerting us, Stefan," said Anaq. "Now, continue guarding the Jazz Fusion. We have cells for these fools."

Stefan flew by and nods. He then flies away into the Death Star.

"Do not be a fool, my son," said Vader. "Let us play with these two pathetic women. Darth Pinunus, go on and battle against the one with the sticks. Darth Anaq, battle against the one with the Stand."

Darth Anaq lets them go, and both Darths take out their red lightsabers.

"What the fuck!?" asked Gabrielle.

*KSSH!!!*

*vrung!*

Gabrielle dodges Darth Anaq's swings. He then spins around his saber and tries decapitating Gabrielle, but she activates Golden Spin and Go Beyond and tries erasing Anaq.

"OR- !!!"

Gabrielle is somehow unable to move.

"Interesting..." said Darth Anaq. "So... this is a Stand."

He pushes Gabrielle away and she crashes several rooms away.

Gabby, meanwhile, uses magic spells to create a forcefield so that her sticks won't be pulled away by Darth Pinunus.

Darth Pinunus clashes swords with her and leans forward, terrifyingly staring into Gabby's soul.

"Huh..." said Gabby. "Your breath smells so much worse than Gabrielle's armpits! Or, is that your fashion style?"

Darth Pinunus then tries to decapitate Gabby, but Gabby ducks and pushes her away with telekinesis.

The two try to push each other away with each of their telekinetic abilities, leading both of them to crash into the walls.

Bruce and Superior Iron Man exchange laser blades. Bruce has a laser sword in his right hand and a laser shield in his left.

Superior Iron Man has the same.

But Bruce's saber is blue and Superior Iron Man's is red.

The two warriors battle against each other while Anaq begins force-choking Gabrielle and scraping her body into the metal walls.

"Your determination betrays you, Gabrielle JoJo."

Gabrielle angrily grabs Darth Anaq by the neck and strangles him using Stone Free.

"ORA!!!"

Darth Anaq, however, starts shredding her into pieces of string.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

*KSSH!!!*

Gabrielle is stabbed in the chest.

Darth Anaq then begins to cut Gabrielle into pieces with his lightsaber.

"I don't know who you are..." she growled. "But I'll enjoy killing-..."

*KSSH!!!*

Gabrielle's head is cut in half from top to bottom. She drops to the ground, as her body slowly tries to regenerate.

However, Anaq grabs Gabrielle and places the pieces of her body into the escape pod. He presses the button "self destruct" and closes the chamber, launching it into space.

A soft explosion could be heard in the distance.

Anaq sighs. "All too easy." He walks away back into the main room.

Meanwhile, a piece of her string was left on the ground.

Darth Pinunus beats Gabby over and over again with the Force. She is beaten in the face, falling and toppling over because of her attacks.

"Okay, Darth Peanut... You may think that I am gonna get fucked over... But! I still have heart enough to fucking kill you! Or... injure you to a certain point where you have the inability to CONTINUE this battle-!!!"

*VRUNG!!!*

She dodges her lightsaber.

"The Dark Side of the Force has more power than any Divine Sorcery..."

"I have a religion! It's called Migelianism, which is a mixture of every Abrahamic Religion and legal Religion!Mazel-Tov-Allahu-Akbar-Peace-be-with-you-Namaste!"

"SILENCE, SACRED WITCH!!!"

She dodges again. Gabby then tries to choke Pinunus with an Eldritch Whip, but she pulls Gabby toward her and stabs her in the stomach.

"AAAH!!!" yelled Gabby, shivering in pain.

"Do not be foolish, Divine Sorceress. If you think you can defeat-..."

"Your mom..." Gabby whispers a spell that freezes her arm as Gabby proceeds to chop her arm off with her stick, but it is revealed that her arm is mechanical. Gabby pulls out the lightsaber and prepares to strike her in the head.

"That's enough..." said Darkiplier, who enters the room and stops the whole fight by freezing the whole fight. "I will not tolerate your foolishness. You are simply playing with these idiots, Vader."

"Your neck looks pretty weak..." said Bruce. "You keep twitching it... What do you think... Gabrielle?"

Everyone's eyes widen as Stone Free punches Darkiplier in the neck.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Darkiplier drops to the ground, with his head twitching like a glitched video game character.

Suddenly, all of them choke from her stringers.

Gabrielle had regenerated fully from a piece of string. "Let's go find the others!"

Bruce activates his armor and flies away.

Gabrielle flies away as well.

Gabby enters a portal and leaves.

They all gasp in relief as her range falters because of the distance.

"Get them!" growled Vader, as several Stormtroopers followed after them. "DEPLOY THE BONNIES!!!"

Darkiplier tries standing up. He twists his neck to "fix" it. "Fucking bitch..."

"Sir... The invasion is ready... Shall we open the portal now?" asked the Stormtrooper.

"Get Mertens," said Darkiplier. "We're ready to play bad guy... Call Springtrap. I'll go invade Earth."

Finn is teleported into the room, as he kneels on the ground, in emotional pain.

"Oh, Finn... I'm so sorry about your dog... Because of what I am now, I understand the pain of losing people you love."

"Shut the fuck up..."

"You're going to open a portal for me... Finn..." sneered Darkiplier.

Suddenly, Darkiplier tries entering his mind as well.

Finn clenches his fists. "I fought the Lich, asshole..." He looks up slowly. "You think that I can't resist your sorcery?"

Dark Finn teleports next to Darkiplier.

"I'll kill all of you..." said Finn. "I'll-..." Tears began dripping from his eyes. "I'll kill..."

"Fascinating... He's only slightly weakened... His mind is fortified..." said Darth Vader.

"Then I'll try harder..." said Darkiplier. "I will rule the Multiverse and enslave all mortals... But I need Bill's help. Let me in."

"No... No more mind tricks! You're never gonna get in here! I promised my daughter!"

Vader stops for a second.

"I promised my daughter that I'll survive this!"

Darkiplier turns to Superior Darth Vader. "Did he seriously just fucking get to you?"

"No... No... Forgive me, Darkiplier..." said Superior Darth Vader. 

"Your connection to the Dark Side just faltered! Are you fucking-!?"

Darkiplier strangles Finn harder. This time, the blue light around his body disappears. "I WILL DO IT MYSELF!!! COME ON, DAMIEN!!! GET IN THERE!!!I can't! His mind is like some sort of ocean temple! We can't breathe here!THEN KEEP TRYING, YOU IDIOT!!!" The blue light around his body returns. "FUCK!!!" Darkiplier's head twitches even more. "Vader. You do something."

Superior Darth Vader approaches Finn. He senses his mind. "Interesting. I'll be able to navigate after a short period. I suggest you act wisely and begin invading the planet."

"Will do, Vader... Springtrap!"

Springtrap stomps in front of Darkiplier.

"Prepare the fleets. Invasion starts now."