348. Society of the Blind Eye ~Society~

Shizuka sobs, sitting in the grass while her fellow graduates pass by her.

Shizuka Kujo is the valedictorian of Budo-Ga Oka University at 14, but it seems that Jotaro chose to stay in New York to battle against Stand-Users. And, she brought Irene with her.

Shizuka, feeling alone and unseen, sighs as she holds her knees. She weeps alone on the grass.

Irene paints her toenails with her manicure while humming the song "Cat Loves Food" by Yamcha.

"How are you honestly painting your nails at this time of the day? Didn't you break your ribs an hour ago along with every bone in your left hand?" asked Shizuka.

"I'm trying to look my best for whatever next fight to come! Papa always says that I need to look my best in fights so that they'd be intimidated."

"Yare yare dawa. You're doing it wrong..." sighed Shizuka. "Here..." Shizuka paints Irene's nails.

She even does little butterflies in each toenail that are pretty detailed to the point that I can't draw them. So... imagine them. They're uh... Purple? No... That's too vague... Magenta? No... Languid Lavender Purple? Nope... That's too far. Lavender! There! Lavender! Yeah!*cough!* Butterbirb... *cough!!!* It's a thing... *cough cough!*

The nails are rose in color but they have butterflies with Lavender wings, a black body, with beautiful black web-like patterns.

"Whoa! That looks good on me for some reason! Those butterflies!" smiled Irene. "Moreover, you know how to paint?"

"Yeah... It's for... passing the time," said Shizuka.

"Oy... What's with the cold shoulder?" sighed Irene.

"What do you think is going on over there?" asked Gabrielle, who is beside Miguel.

"Family Drama," said Gabrielle.

Jesus Christ. I was about to write about Yurielle being the one driving. But... y'know...

She's blind?

Yes. Yes, she is.

"Well. Josuke is driving..." said Miguel. "Just mentioning that because I was told to."

"Eh?" asked Gabrielle, confused and turning to Miguel. "What the honest hell are you talking about?"

Yeah? See? Fixed. Josuke is driving. If anyone canceled me about a blind person not being able to drive... HELLO!?

But she can listen to stuff or whatever.

Yes... But she can't see color, now, can she? Traffic Lights exist, mate.

Fair point.

Josuke sighs as he sits beside Yurielle. And... Oh, dear God.

Why did you make her drive!? WHY!? WHY!?

"So... what else should I do?" asked Yurielle.

"There's a green light..." said Josuke.

"Okay! What does that one mean, again?" asked Yurielle.

"I thought you could see color before you were blind..." said Josuke. "Didn't you learn lights in Pre-School?"

"I was homeschooled," said Yurielle.

"Yeah? Well..." said Josuke. "You could've at least learned it when you could see?"

"I was too young to remember," said Yurielle.

"Hold up... There's a stop sign in this turn..." said Josuke.

"Alright, alright..." said Yurielle. "Hey? Gabrielle? Did you call your boyfriend, yet?"

"Yeah," said Gabrielle. "Narcos is going to call some people who know something about the League of Anarchy."

Meanwhile...

"Do you think it's somewhere here?" asked Narcos.

Narcos, Mercuria, and Jack (and Jill) all walk around a strange small town in Oregon.

"I don't think that this place is the place, if y'know what I'm sayin'," said Jack.

"I think it is!" smiled Narcos. "Hey! Jill! Did you know that cookie is from the word, 'koekjes' which also comes from the word, 'koek' which is dutch for cake?"

"WHOA!!!" yelled Jill.

Jack sighs and rolls his eyes.

"What'd she say!?" smiled Narcos.

"She's sayin', 'Why is this loser talkin' to me?'" said Jack.

"Liar! She's not saying, that! She's asking that!" yelled Narcos.

Jill's woges out. "Nah. I think that was really fun!"

"Aw, shucks!" smiled Narcos.

"HEY!!!" Jack yelled, inside her head. "YOU WOGED WITHOUT MY CONSENT!!! NO FAIR!!!"

"Wait... Shut up," said Mercuria. "I think we're here!"

The four realize that the strange mansion they just found is their destination.

"'Pines Mansion?'" asked Mercuria. "What is this? Some sort of evil novel universe?"

"I think that's their last name," said Jill.

"Pfft!" yelled Mercuria. She looks closely at the names of the owners. "Well, I'll be damned. They're called the Pine Twins. One's a non-Grimm Monster Hunter and the other is a Businessman.They're both 31 years old. And they own this place, basically. In this Universe, it is currently 2031. Earth GF-137. It's a unique universe because it's where a place called Gravity Falls takes place, which isn't found in other Universes.So, the old county is like some sort of tourist trap."

"So... It's in Oregon?" asked Jill.

"Yes," said Mercuria.

"Isn't Oregon rampant with the Supernatural?" asked Jill.

"Aren't you a Huntha Lami Muuaji?" asked Mercuria.

The trio (quartet) walks around to see a strange mansion near the end of the forest. The mansion has an ominous question mark at the center.

"?"

"What?" asked Narcos.

"What?" asked Mercuria.

"I'm asking 'What?'" said Narcos.

"Why?" asked Mercuria.

"What!?" asked Jack, in her head.

"What if...?" asked Jill.

"HOW IS THIS HELPING!?" asked Mercuria.

"That wasn't a WH question," said Narcos.

"No! What are you talking about!?" asked Mercuria.

"Oh! That question mark," said Narcos, pointing to the sign. "Next to the door!"

"Oh," said Mercuria.

"?" stayed on a box-like platform next to the door.

"That's a doorbell," said Mercuria.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed the four of them.

"We..." said Narcos. "We won't survive without our leaders' guidance, will we?"

"Yeah..." said Jack.

"Yep," said Jill.

"Totes," said Mercuria.

Narcos is about to press the button.

"Wait!" yelled Mercuria. "We just went back from a court hearing and rehabilitation class! Y'know what that means?"

"Well..." said Jill. "We have to not be bigoted. So... Either one of us should ring the doorbell. But if Narcos does it, he may seem bigoted for not letting the woman do it. If she does it, that may seem bigoted because according to Filipino culture, it is rude to command the woman. If you let me do it, it would be bigoted because I'm a hermaphrodite."

"Wait! I'm trans, right?" asked Narcos.

"Shit... that changes everythin'..." said Jill. "We're the ones bigoted because Mercuria is the only straight one here!"

"Well... actually-!" yelled Mercuria.

What if you do it all at the same time, idiots?

"Shut up, strange voice!" yelled Narcos. "We're thinking here!Wait! I've got it!What if we do it all at the -!"

OH, WILL YOU JUST DO IT!?

"Sheesh!" yelled the trio (quartet).

They press it.

*oink! oink!*

"I am Waddles III. Why do you step forth in the Pines Mansion?" asked "Waddles III" with a strangely inhuman voice. "Please press the button that represents the point of the question mark to respond."

*oink! oink!*

"Uh... Hello?" asked Narcos. "I'd like to speak with this... Marron Pines, please?"

*oink! oink!*

"Do you mean Mason Pines?"

*oink! oink!*

"That's an 'S?'" asked Narcos. "Geez! Mr. Ibarra should really work on his handwriting!Haha!Don't tell him I said that!"

*oink! oink!*

"Hello?"

*oink! oink!*

"Uh... Yes... We'd like to speak to Mason..."

The door opens, and they look at someone in awe.

Mason Pines, who wears a black leather trench coat and a black eyepatch, wearing his signature pine tree hat, stood before Narcos as he opens the door.

"Mason? Mason Diapers Pines?" asked Narcos.

"It's Dipper. And it's a nickname, actually. Haha! Y'know, I actually always wanted the name, 'Tyrone,'" laughed Dipper.

"Haha! That name would trigger Mr. Ibarra's PTSD!" laughed Narcos. "Don't tell him I said that."

"DIPPER!!!" yelled a woman's voice. "WHO'S AT THE DOOR!? THE GOVERNMENT!?"

"Well... yes. Kind of, actually," said Dipper.

"ARE THEY HERE FOR THE THING!?" asked the woman.

"*sigh...* No, honey. They're not here because they want to arrest you for what your parents did with the miners! We told them that we had nothing to do with that!"

"Yeah! But they're the government! We don't trust them!"

"Pacifica... Ugh! We have our alibis!"

"Don't use that tone on me! I'll sue you!"

"I'll sue you more!"

"I'LL SUE YOU EXTRA!!!"

"I'LL SUE YOU TO HELL!!!"

The pair stay silent.

"Love you!" yelled Pacifica.

"Love you, too," said Dipper. "Are the Lilliputians still stealing our bread!?"

"No! The Gnomes had a peace treaty with them!"

"Okay!"

"What did her parents do to the mountain?" asked Mercuria.

"Oh... It's fine! They just blew up the mines to cover up a conspiracy with the Northwest Family and how they genocided tribes of Gremloblins."

"DON'T TELL THEM ANYTHING!!!" yelled Pacifica.

"WE CAN TRUST THEM!!" yelled Dipper. "THEY'RE WITH GABRIELLE JOJO!!!"

"I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HER FATHER IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! I VOTED FOR THAT ONE DUDE IN THE CHAIR!!!"

"THERE WAS NO DUDE IN THE CHAIR!!! THERE WAS ONLY ONE CANDIDATE!!!"

"WHO!?"

"HER DAD!!!I love you!"

"I love you, too!"

"You guys are weird," said Jill.

"Haha!" laughed Dipper. "That's just the tip of the iceberg! And back to you! You guys are a bizarre bunch! A Blutbad, a heroic Rock Human, and a Maushertz!"

"I'm a Huntha Lami Muuaji," said Jill.

"Whoa!" yelled Narcos. "How did you almost get it all right!?"

Dipper lowers his hat slightly. "Heheheh! Well, well! It's just that I'm an absolute genius!"

"Pfft..." thought Jack. "No, he's not."

Dipper leads them in as they see that the first half of the mansion is filled with gadgets and several journals he himself wrote. The second half of the mansion looks pink and has glitters and hearts everywhere.

Narcos grabs a gem as the gem starts to develop roots and attaches itself to Narcos' skin. "Whoa!"

Dipper grabs the gem by the chain, pulling it out of Narcos' hand. "Don't... touch... anything..."

"Right..." said Narcos. "Sorry."

The group ends up by a vending machine. The machine is then opened by Dipper as he presses a few buttons, a code of some sort. It leads to the vending machine opening like a door, revealing an elevator that he enters.

"Looks kinda tight," said Mercuria.

"That's what she said!" smiled Narcos.

Everybody turns to Narcos.

"What!? That is what she said," said Narcos.

"This is the Society of the Blind Eye," said Dipper.

Peacemaker, Kapitan Timawa, Mabel Pines, Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith, Star Butterfly, and Steven Universe.

"Who are these guys supposed to be?" asked Peacemaker. "The Anime Clubsters?"

"They're Filipinos," said Kapitan Timawa. "We could trust them.But... Heneral Luna did say that the greatest enemy of Filipinos is ourselves...We should trust them, but make sure that they aren't working for the enemy."

"Wasn't that only in the movie?" asked Peacemaker.

"You watch Filipino movies?" asked Mercuria.

"You watched American movies..."

"That's just Colonial Mentality!"

"Just watch actual Filipino films!" yelled Kapitan Timawa. "Root for the home team!"

"Which are rip-offs of western films!" yelled Peacemaker.

"Oh, please! Every western film is a rip-off of some past person's work!!!"

"AND THAT MEANS YOUR WORKS ARE RIP-OFFS OF THAT WORK!!!"

"Well!" smiled Mabel. "Welcome! Welcome! Here are your Ally Stickers!"

She puts little llama stickers on the back of their palms.

"Welp... *burp...*," said Rick. "Let's start, bitches."

Morty is silently scrolling on his iHolo.

Star smiles. "Shall we start?"

"Probably... Dipper?" asked Steven.

"Sure!" smiled Dipper. "Let us begin!"

Meanwhile...

Gabrielle reads some comic books.

"What are you reading?" asked Miguel.

"Some comics," she replied. "My... actual Dad used to read them to me when I was a kid."

"I read all of them. 200 years worth of content," said Miguel.

"How'd the DC universe end?" asked Gabrielle.

"They crossed over with Marvel by the 100th year mark and they fought a new villain called 'Amalga.' They won and now everyone likes different comics."

"Oh! Cool!"

The bus finally ends up at its destination.

"Where are we?" asked Yurielle. "I could hear people in the building..."

"This house looks familiar..." said Josuke.

"Yep," said Gabrielle, through the speakers. "This looks like my home... But it was built in a neighborhood instead..."

"This was my home," said Miguel. "It's where I used to live."

They stood before Miguel's original home.