Chapter 5: HE AIN'T SLIPBACK PIMPING

"You must be the human that Requis is talked about"

Why the fuck is the rabbit talking to me? [Did that Almiraj just talk to you?]

"Only reason I can talk is. I'm not going to tell you that doc. But I do ask for a fight and a name."

"So, you want me to name you?" Bugs?

"Sure, that's if you can beat me."

[What is up with all the monsters here.]

"They have been drinking Madame Bo's special tea." [I don't think I have this Madam Bo in my data.]

"So, I'm going to assume Requis talked about Mortal Kombat? Because I can give you that."

"Hnn, Let's do it doc."

|Your Chapter has been interrupted; I do apologize for the tomfoolery I have done but let's wait on this battle. Let's do a prank and speed up Chris going to the surface by fighting hmm I can spoil it.|

(HEY! This isn't your story get the fuck out of here.)

|Why the hate? I gave you the tools to write a story that intrigues me.|

(Go Kill Yourself Zelretch. You wannabe vampire. Depends on which timeline your hooker of a mom spawned you from.)

|You got jokes Mr. I create stories when you want and leave the readers on for months or the fact you get manipulated into toxic relations.|

(...….. I'm going to summon gacha)

|Your luck is shit my friend.|

{Servant Archer, what is your command?}

|You only have an Emiya Shirou.|

(It's the Emiya Shirou or should I say Nameless hero with no renown. Archer SMITE ZELRETCH WITH EXCALIBUR. THE POWER OF MY COMMAND SEAL COMPELS YOU)

{My pleasure Master, EX}

|We can talk about this. DON'T BE HASTY|

{CALIBBURRRRRRRRR}

(Back to the story)

|Hidden Objective found.

Survive or kill bugs bunny.

Survive or escape against bugs bunny

Extra: kill bugs bunny

Difficult: Master|

"Dear heavenly father, I'm sorry for any transgressions I have done"

[YOU'RE PRAYING????]

|Error Objective not found|

"HEH!? IT CAN DO THAT" Chris.exe was dumbfounded. [Apparently, very weird…]

|Joining Possible allies|

"AW SHIT. Just like the simulations"

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(Finn Pov.)

"Why did Bete have to say 'it be unlucky if we get attacked by minotaurs' I swear to Loki. I'm going to kill him." Why are these Minotaurs blackened? A new subspecies?

"Riviera, your thoughts on the minotaurs?"

"I believe something in the dungeon made it, but my only question is what, whom and why?"

"Mhm, at least it will give us a better understanding of these minotaurs." It feels so weird, I just don't know why?

"Better materials to fix my Urga Yay!" And this is why she is in debt to Goibniu Familia.

"Captain, don't give me the side eye."

"Then stop breaking your weapons. Or you will be in debt till you die Tione!"

"CAPTAIN!!"

"What's wrong Lefiya?"

"More blackened minotaurs incoming!!!"

"Aw shit"

"Don't give me aw shit Bete, this is your fault."

"Captain why are you blaming me?" Did he really just….

"YOU TEMPTED FATE, AS AN ADVENTURE YOU NEVER SAY THOSE WEIRDS."

"Okay Okay, don't yell ill just handle them."

"Good luck"

"RAAAAAAAAAAAA ARGH"

"WATCH THE TAIL. AAAAAAH"

(Gets yeeted)

"Captain."

"Yes Ais?"

"The minotaur threw bete into a wall."

"I can see that. Lefiya time for you to be a medic"

"Tione."

"Yes captain?"

"Guard her."

"Finn?"

"Yeah Gareth?"

"You still owe me a barrel of good rum from the isles."

"I know that old man. Don't get your trousers twisted, we are getting out of this one."

"Need a medic over here."

"Don't worry Raul, Lefiya will get with you in a second."

(Pov Guardian)

| We do a little bit of tomfoolery Hehe. |

"DON'T GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK" IT JUST PRANKED ME WTF?!

[Maybe your prayer worked?] mmmmm. I don't know about that one chief.

"No, I don't think so. I just hope it's not more minotaurs like Requis." Did I just.

[You raised a flag.] SON OF A BITCH. NO MAMES, NO PUEDO TENER 10 SEGUNDOS PARA DESCANSAR!!!!

"Let's get it over with."

|Joining Event and allies|

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"…"

[…]

"There are a lot of black minotaurs." [Indeed.]

"Requis would probably like to talk to them or fight."

[Both]

"Hide Char. Time for me to help and die a lot of times." [F to pay respect.]

"You a real one for that Char."

|Help the Loki Familia survive against the blackened minotaurs

Timer 7 minutes|

"Hey you get out of here. We will hold them off." Why did a kid order me what to do?

"Came to help."

"Not another adventure doing bullshit things to help. GET OUT OF HERE!"

Let me just jump and imagine a bow made of fire. "Celestial Ignition: Shotstorm"

My first set of volleys took down 8 Minotaurs. "2nd Set."

"Ugh why do people not use their head?" Excuse you?

"Don't know what to tell you captain" Bruh.

My last set of volleys took down 9 Minotaurs.

"Look out"

A minotaur is about to bitch slap me ain't he? "Santa maria, ayuda me."

(Welp. He got bitch slapped. These minotaurs do be pimping.)

"Did that minotaur bitch slap him? Can they do that?"

"Bete we just saw that. Yes, they can."

"Ais make sure he's okay"

Before I lost consciousness, I heard Char and other voices say something. [Guardian down. Healing initiated]

"Captain, I think he just died."

"Great, another one dead. At least he killed a lot of minotaurs. LET'S NOT MAKE HIS DEATH IN VAIN."

"YEAH"

I gotta get up.

| Shaxx | "Guardian, I've seen you eat monsters for breakfast. I believe you can do better. Time to bring out YOUR INNER WARLOCK HAHA!

Secret achievement: Shaxx and Lord Saladin Squire.

"Think you can handle being a warrior of light young wolf?"

- Reward: Exclusive Crucible and Iron Banner Rookie Emblem, commemorating your initiation into the world of competitive PvP combat. Additionally, receive a package containing Crucible and Iron Banner-themed gear and weapons to aid you in your future battles.

[All healed up.]

"Captain, he's alive." Ugh, I need to start going to pimping classes.

"Thanks for the update Ais. Now you" Did he point at me? How Rude.

"Get out of here."

I'm going to respectfully respond. "No."

[Iron Will Warlock armor unlock.] "Time to get smoky in here."

I drew virtuous contract from my waist. I need to take a stance. Let it flow into the sword. "Seraph Flamma Solis."

(A less powerful version of Muramasa Noble phantasm by a lot. But more powerful than the warlock solar super hehe.)

"HEY YOU!!"

The minotaur that bitch slap looked at me confused as a cow. "Roar?"

"There is only one pimp who can only slap like that. It ain't your blackass with no fashion sense."

"ROAAAAAAAAR. /Translation: I'm going to break your body and eat you/"

"GET OVER HERE AND SAY IT TO MY FACE YOU DEVOLVED GRASS EATER!"

A four-armed Minotaur is charging at me. But I have something he doesn't. UNYIELDING RAGE.

"ENJOY MY SWORD THROUGH YOUR HEART. YOU NO BRAIN CATTLE."

Pierced straight to the heart and a nice big crystal as loot. "Nice"

Now I'm going have to talk to people. "So, do you guys have food?"

/EXPLOSION/

KABOOOOOOOOOM

(We will be right back.)