Jiang Lin's Head Falls to the Ground

'Who am I?

'Where am I?

'What the hell am I doing?'

Lying on the bed while smelling the faint fragrance emanating from the girl beside him, Jiang Lin fell into deep thought.

In the evening, after Lin Qingwan invited to sleep with Jiang Lin, although Jiang Lin also wanted to agree, he refused decisively; after all, what would he do if he were exposed?

But to his surprise, when Jiang Lin entered the room, Lin Qingwan was already lying on his bed, her hair still slightly damp.

Looking at him as he entered, this senior sister even playfully stuck out her tongue.

Jiang Lin turned around and tried to run, but as a result, the door of the room was immediately closed with a wave of Lin Qingwan's sleeve. A spirit power was also applied on the door, so with Jiang Lin's strength at the Immortal Abode Tier, the door couldn't be opened at all.

So…

This was how he ended up in the current situation.

"Don't you feel uncomfortable sleeping in your daily clothes, Sister Jiang Xin?"

At Jiang Lin's side, the girl whispered, her breath carrying the slight fragrance of an orchid, and for a moment, Jiang Lin wondered if his senior sister had chewed orchids at night.

The moonlight scattered past the windowsill and fell on the girl's clear, beautiful little face. It was charming and moving every time her long brush-like eyelashes moved as she blinked.

But Jiang Lin didn't dare to look, let alone examine. He lay motionless on the bed, beaming with joy.

"No, Sister Lin. I prefer to sleep with my clothes on, so if Sister Lin thinks that's dirty, I will…" said Jiang Lin, about to sit up.

"No, I don't." Jiang Lin had just made a move when he was pulled back by Lin Qingwan. "Your brother said that men are like muddy water, dirty and unpleasant, while girls are like ice springs and snow lilies, nourishing to look at and refreshing to drink, so I don't mind."

'You don't mind… but I do!'

Jiang Lin was on the verge of tears in his heart; did he really say that before?

He seemed to have said it.

At that time, a senior sister liked girls, but didn't dare to come out about it, so he said it when he enlightened her. How did Senior Sister Lin know about it, and remember it so clearly?

"Sister Lin."

"Hmm?"

"Can I ask you a question?"

"Okay."

"If Jiang… if my brother were to stand before you alive one day—I mean if, if that were really the case—would Senior Sister Lin…"

"I'll be happy if that's the case."

"Doesn't Senior Sister hate him?"

"Why would I hate him?" said Lin Qingwan softly. "Although your brother often harassed the female disciples of the sect when he was in the sect, although your brother peeped at me taking a bath, although your brother also stole the Dragon Veins, I don't hate him. If your brother is really still alive, I will bring him out of the Demon Sect, and together we will be punished by the sect. He will always be my little junior brother."

Listening to Lin Qingwan's words, Jiang Lin couldn't help but tear up. If it weren't for the fact that the system had said that she would break open the gates of the demon sect and kill him countless times and scatter his ashes to the wind, Jiang Lin would want to admit it immediately.

The clear moon hanging high in the sky kept moving as a few night clouds obscured it, but they were soon blown away by the evening breeze.

As the girl beside him slowly entered the dream world and let out a soft breathing sound, Jiang Lin's eyelids became heavier and heavier, and just when Jiang Lin was about to fall asleep, the system's "ding" made Jiang Lin, who was about to fall asleep, jolt.

Honestly, this situation was like when you were so close to falling asleep, and your roommate suddenly played Tiktok on speakers. If it weren't for the fact that Jiang Lin couldn't do anything about the system, he would have already scattered the system's ashes to the winds.

[Quest: She Who's in Slumber.]

[Quest Summary: the girl beside you is asleep, this is the best chance to attack.]

[Quest Requirement: 1. Kiss her secretly so that she will no longer be high and cold—fairies can also fall into the mortal world—and the kissing time needs to be at least three minutes. 2. Bite her on the neck.]

[Choose! Become a great villain! The selection timer has started… 3… 2…]

"I choose you, mother****er!"

Jiang Lin felt like he was going crazy. None of the options seemed right. Not to mention whether he'd pass out from kissing for three minutes, what the hell was wrong with option two? Was the system trying to make him give hickeys?]

Looking at the countdown in the system, Jiang Lin was running out of time!

"I choose one!"

Right at the last second of the system countdown, Jiang Lin selected the first option.

Looking at the girl sleeping beside him, Jiang Lin thought about it, gently cupped a handful of her long hair, and brought it to his mouth, not separating with it for a long time.

It wasn't until the moonlight was dim and bright again that Jiang Lin secretly lowered the girl's long hair.

The fragrance of orchids surrounded Jiang Lin's nostrils for a long time.

Looking at the sleeping girl under the moonlight, Jiang Lin didn't know if it was his illusion, but he couldn't help but feel that Senior Sister Lin's fair face was slightly flushed.

[Ding… Congratulations on completing the quest, rewarded with 1000 Infamy, plus a portion of body tempering liquid. Please continue to work hard. You will be the future star of the villains!]

As the sound of the quest disappeared, Jiang Lin had already cursed this pitiful and stingy system countless times in his heart!

'No, I have to calm down.'

He took a deep breath. The air was lightly scented with the girl's fragrance, and although it was just a kiss on the hair, Jiang Lin felt the need to go for a walk in the night breeze.

Sneaking up and putting Lin Qingwan's arm into the quilt before gently covering her with the quilt, Jiang Lin took out the two buns pressed uncomfortably against his chest, and bit down hard before jumping out of the window.

The dappled shadows fell into the courtyard of the inn, spilling over the girl's clear face as she slept on the bed, her eyelashes shaking slightly, and her slender hands gripping the covers to bury her small head in halfway.

She was curled up like a kitten. Her little white face was hot and red, but her little heart was about to beat out of her throat with joy.

"Think women are so gullible? Big dummy," the girl whispered, taking the pillow he had slept on under the covers, and smelling his scent as she slept peacefully.

***

Walking down the street, Jiang Lin bit into his long-cold steamed bun, and took in the cold wind, finally calming down.

And just when Jiang Lin intended to stroll around a bit more before going back to the inn, all of a sudden, a person wearing a muli fell from the sky, and landed on top of him before he could react.

Jiang Lin was sure that it was a girl!

Just when Jiang Lin was worried about whether this was a badger game in the cultivation world, this girl spurted a mouthful of blood on Jiang Lin's face.

"Girl, you—"

"Look out!"

Before Jiang Lin finished speaking, and when the girl's words had just come out, the glare of a saber flashed by, and Jiang Lin's head fell to the ground.