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I am literally the system and other people's golden finger

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I am the system of a failed young man in the world of naruto, I am the system of a madman in the world of game of thrones, I am the system of a Chinese transmigrator in a world of random cultivation, my mission is to take transmigrators of bad personalities to the top of the world for no logical reason

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Chapter 1I became a system and I already failed the first mission

'I was just an ordinary man named Jaime 23 years old, I was born in a third world country where corrupt politicians were a national tradition, I graduated in logistics and worked in a shipping company, in my spare time I read all kinds of novels, from chinese works for young masters to amaze the world of harem fanfic'

'One day I decided to spend part of my salary and hire the services of a lady of the night, who could imagine that this bitch not only didn't suck me but even stabbed and robbed me, I literally died bleeding in a cheap motel room'

'Now I'm in soul form and floating in white space as I look at a strange being'

"a strange being? you are very rude" the strange being responds, his voice was extremely gentle, attractive and seductive.

the strange being has the body of a woman and only wears a sexy bikini, his body is the most perfect that Jaime has ever seen in his entire life, but the head is not human but has the shape of a computer from the 90s, his eyes and mouth are green lines on the screen

"Forgive me computer goddess, I didn't know you could read minds, although I no longer have a head or brain, but just a strange orange soul that for some reason I can see and hear perfectly" Jaime

"I'm not a computer goddess, I'm Jasmine, the great head of the systems department for transmigrators and reincarnations"

"Finally all this time wasted reading novels was worth it, now I choose the world where I'm going to transmigrate? I want a strong system that rewards me with simple missions" Jaime

"you're not going to transmigrate, you don't have positive karma for it, in your last 50 lives you ended up with negative karma, in fact you should have your soul destroyed and the remains used as dung to create worm souls, but my department is short of employees so now you are hired and your pay will be in positive karma, after paying all the negative karma in your account you can reincarnate" Jasmine

"Pay negative karma? How much do I owe this karma debt?" jaime

"not much, only about 2 trillion negative karma, your salary is 1000 positive karma annually, so you must work about a few million years" Jasmine

"TWO TRILLIONS? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE IN THESE 50 LIVES?" Jaime

"Let me see, you were once the traitor to your tribe that resulted in genocide, you were once an ancient queen who betrayed her husband and then ran off with the prince of another kingdom and resulted in a bloody war that ended in the destruction of a entire city, you supported the release of Barabbas, you rode alongside Genghis Khan massacring and abusing, in the second war you were on the side of..." Jasmine

"Enough Enough STOP, ok I work for you" Jaime

"Very well, now that it is resolved let's get started, your job is simple, you will become a system and help transmigrators or reincarnations, your mission is to take these people to the height of the world they are in, after completing this your mission ends and you will go to another transmigrator, very simple" Jasmine

"When you become a system there are certain rules, like it is forbidden to reveal the existence of our department and it is forbidden to abandon your host, as for the type of system you want to be, you can choose, an active mission system or a robotic system , most choose to be a robotic system because it doesn't support the personality of transmigrators, you start with 1 million systemic points in your account, with these points you can buy items and powers and then deliver them to your host through quests" Jasmine

"I will pass the tutorial directly to your soul and you will know how to become a system and use the points, now go to work, this is your first client" Jasmine, she threw an energy through the finger that entered Jaime's soul

Not only did he learn to do the job, but he received his first client.

"Tang Xiu, a Chinese who goes to a cultivation world, classic and good, I will watch whenever he has sex with the big harem he will win hahaha, voyer, this job doesn't look so bad" Jaime

Jaime then turned into an energy and disappeared, he went to his client's world

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Purple Cloud World - Xuan Continent - Sword Sect

"where... where am I" Tang Xiu

Memories entered Tang Xiu's mind, he realized that he had transmigrated, now he is in the body of a young outer disciple of the Sword Sect of the same name.

"Go in peace, now I have transmigrated into your body, I will take revenge for you" Tang Xiu, he learned that the former owner of the body was poisoned

"but it's hard, this body is now crippled" Tang Xiu

while thinking, Tang Xiu did not notice an energy entering his body.

*Ding..... supreme system being installed on host*

'supreme system hahaha, this is a great name I chose' Jaime thought

"system ? is my golden finger, I knew the heavens did not abandon me" Tang Xiu

"What are your system functions?" Tang Xiu

Jaime had already thought about it before, he doesn't want to waste time and so he will help Tang Xiu to reach the peak quickly, so he decided to spend 1 million systemic points on a supreme spiritual bone and give it to Tang Xiu through an easy mission, with this bone Tang Xiu should reach the divine realm in 2 years

*I am the supreme system, I will give you tasks and in return you will earn magnificent rewards*

*Ding....mission generated, breathe 10 times and receive a supreme reward*

'I spent all my 1 million points and now I don't have to generate more missions, however with each cultivation kingdom that he advances I get points, hahahaha wonderful' Jaime

"hahahaha what a simple mission, I got a good system" Tang Xiu, he was happy and already imagined his huge harem of jade beauties

Tang Xiu took 10 breaths and completed the quest

*ding....mission completed, congratulations you have won a blue dragon spirit supreme bone, it will be fused into your body*

Tang Xiu began to feel the energy form in his body, his rib was turning into the ultimate spiritual bone.

The ultimate bone is something that only 1 in a trillion people awaken, so it ended up generating the great natural phenomenon of heaven and earth.

Above the sword sect, hundreds of colored clouds formed, the spiritual qi of the entire continent was directed to the sword sect or rather directed into Tang Xiu's straw hut.

This caught the attention of all the cultivators on the continent, all the old monsters and elders discovered the phenomenon.

This caught the attention of all the mainland cultivators, all the old monsters and elders discovered the phenomenon, although there is no one in the divine realm on the mainland but there are at least 100 holy realm cultivators.

"this... is the birth of a supreme bone, I have to get this bone, with it I can enter the divine realm hahaha" blood saint, demonic sect master

"a supreme bone, I need to earn this bone, my holy sect will rule the continent" holy sect master

This scene was repeated hundreds of times across the continent and all the mainland forts set out for Tang Xiu's location.

Jaime was happy to see Tang Xiu receive the final bone, he didn't realize that it generated a phenomenon from heaven and earth

"HAHAHAHA my physique is perfect, with this bone I will dominate everything and everyone and I will be...." Tang Xiu

Before he finished speaking, Tang Xiu had his chest penetrated by an old hand, the ultimate bone was brutally ripped from Tang Xiu's chest.

The old hand belonged to the sword sect master, as he got closer he quickly reached out and ripped out the ultimate bone.

Tang Xiu fell dead to the ground, his corpse was all open and he didn't even realize how he died.

'holy shit, I fucked up' Jaime, he realized he fucked up

the entire sword sect fell into chaos, hundreds of saints invaded and started a war massacring everything ahead, the old master who killed Tang Xiu was killed by some random saint

Meanwhile, Jaime turned into energy and appeared in Jasmine's office.

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