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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Bandes dessinées et romans graphiques
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601 Chs

Chapter 141: Two Major Characteristics! Divine Technique!

"Kill!"

Outside the Jiuhu City, countless Inferior Tribe members launched a counterattack towards Blood Guanyin.

However, under the powerful strength of Blood Guanyin, these ordinary Inferior Tribe members were easily crushed.

Even their Professionists were easily killed by Zheng Cheng, Qin Zheng, Bai Jingqi, Zhu Chengyu and others who were with Blood Guanyin.

Inside the city, Qin Zheng's new Professionists also discovered the existence of Blood Guanyin and came rushing out, shouting!

"Hahaha... Reinforcements are here! Kill!"

"Kill these bastards! Charge!"

"Our reinforcements are here! Get them!"

One after another, the Professionists rushed out from their hiding places and launched attacks on the fleeing Inferior Tribe members.

Blood Guanyin stepped forward, dozens of blood vessels danced in the air, clearing a wide path for everyone.

They quickly assembled, and Li Zhen's eyes were filled with delight.

"You actually succeeded!"