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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Bandes dessinées et romans graphiques
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601 Chs

Chapter 123: You've Been Strengthened, Go Deliver!

"Our plan of jade shattered, our citizens..."

A double-headed inferior one, all dressed in ancient armor, his triangular head low to the ground, growls, eyes full of madness and anger:

"All gone, all gone..."

"Your Highness! What shall we do now?!"

Someone asked: "Now, the entire Izu Island is covered by the locking star array, we can't transmit any message, and we can't receive any news from the outside..."

The double-headed inferior gritted his teeth: "Our jade shattering plan, we, all the citizens, were ready to act, but we never expected it to be cleared by a Blue Star superior."

"I was originally thinking of offering sacrifice after the jade shattering plan, but in such a case, I can only offer sacrifice in advance!"

"Without a massive meaty sacrifice, the power of Blood Guanyin cannot be fully utilized. But to kill all the Blue Star emerging professionists on Izu island is enough!"

"Come!"

"Yes!"

Several inferior professionists rushed out and responded.