Everything about me is average. Average height. Average grades. Average work. Average social status. Average humor. (Less than) Average boobs. (Slighty More than) Average looks. sauce: mom I don't have superpowers. I didn't reincarnate. (As much as I would have wished to) I'm not a wizard. I don't have a CEO boyfriend. I don't have much aspirations, really. This story is not about overcoming my averageness. This is about finding highlights in my mundanely average life. #proudlyaverage