"I'm going to need to get my second summon since I can't just have Albedo out at the school even for battles." I say as the obsessive woman is still rubbing me strangely.
"You are already level rank 20?" My mother asks in shock. "You just awakened today!"
"I've worked really hard these past two years so it's not unexpected. I'm actually rank 22." I say with a smile.
"Why can't you have Albedo out at the school?" Tang Hao ask curiously.
"Albedo what would happen if someone let's say another 6 year old child bullied me or challenged me to a fight?" I ask the still wriggling woman.
"Well death is the only answer for all those who stand against my master." She says happily.
"Teachers, royalty, guards or other authority figures?" I ask still looking at my parents.
"All insignificant insects to be crushed on the path to masters godhood." She says with an innocent smile.
"Would you like to Join the Ryan fanclub?" Death says popping up out of nowhere and handing the crazed succubus a pamphlet.
"Do you have hug pillows?" Albedo asks.
"We have the naked adult ones, the bookish teen ones, the school swim trunk addition, and the smaller baby Ryan hug pillows." Death says flipping to a section in the pamphlet. As Albedo's nose starts to trickle a little blood from glee.
"Can I get the set?" She asks eagerly.
"Yes all harem members are able to have free items for room decoration to show our love for Ryan." Death says.
They both start praying towards me.
"Where the hell did you even get those nude body shots!?!? Are those professionally done!! And why are you cutting my hair while you pray are you selling chunks of my hair!?!" I shout at the two fiendish women.
"No this is for personal use." Death says stashing the little baggy in her bra.
"That doesn't sound any better!"
"Can I get one of the baby hug pillows please along with the teacup set?" My mother asks looking over the pamphlet.
"Of course mother's get free items aswell." Death says delivering the goods. "The entire bedset is the best seller among the Sekirei they come with two pillow cases, a sheet set, a comforter and a six inch Ryan plush with a voice pull string."
She pulls out a plush that looks identical to me and pulls the little string on the back it says "I love you!" In my voice and then goes quiet.
"We also have the naughty version that talks down to you or says dirty things depending on your preference." She pulls out another one holding a little whip and she pulls the cord. It cracks the whip. Before saying in a cold voice "Trash."
I feel Albedo shiver again.
"I want everything." She says with heart shaped eyes.
"They will be in your room in the realm." Death says before giving her an official fanclub badge. When did they get badges? She also passes one to my mother.
" I sent that Aqua garbage a full set since I felt she deserved it I mean we can't be mean to her all the time can we." Death says with a smirk. "No nudes though she only gets the ones that say trash."
How cruel.
I just ignore them since they won't listen to me anyway. They started going over some Ryan Weekly newsletters or something. I just focused on my summon.
The second ring lit up again this time a much smaller more sickly looking person started to crawl out. She had Raccoon ears and a big plushy tail that was caked in dirt and she was coughing slightly. She also had a slave collar and chains on which snapped when my ring popped onto her. Death snapped her fingers and she started to look more healthy after coughing up a black chunk of goop.
Raphtalia. The little raccoon girl from the shield hero story aww yiss.
With another snap of deaths fingers she is warm and clean in new clothes that aren't slave rags. I walk over to the frightened little girl and sit down taking out bunches of food from my ring and setting them in front of her. I give her my warmest smile and pat her head softly.
"Don't worry you are safe and sound now and your sickness is gone. You can also eat all you want." I say to the girl who nearly breaks down in tears from happiness. Slavery is bad.
She quickly starts stuffing food in her mouth happily. This is much better for a more reasonable summon that won't slaughter children everytime they make fun of me or something.
That way I can beat up the children....er I mean defend myself honorably.
Taking a look at my new element I got while she eats it turns out to be earth. Earth is good if I knew any fucking monsters in this world!
I'll have to do some major monster studies once I get there. They do have the best theoretical teacher there in the form of grandmaster.
I turn towards Tang Hao. "I may have to have you explain some things and act as some intimidation towards grandmaster to not spill my secrets and explain why I don't have a clear sky hammer or look like either of you. Just explain it as some blessing or something."
"I have heard of grandmaster before he has quite a few theories on spirit rings which he has written. None of them have been proven yet. In fact he has a summon spirit kind of like your except instead of women it's a fat little dog that uses farts for attacks." He says in pity.
Ah there's no competition between the spirits. I think looking at raphtalias fluffy wagging tail and twitching ears and Albedo's bouncing breasts.
Best spirits 10/10 would summon again.
It doesn't take long for me to get the pass to go to school in the town as some villages have a working student pass to get in to school. Of course we can pay for it but that would eliminate one of the future harem members in the form of a bunny girl. We already have a bunny of course but there's no harm in more.